Hi!!! This is also one of those very lucky fan fictions that has to wait because it’s not August yet!!! I just want to get the idea out there, I want you guys to be active in this one so a few months should be enough time for you guys to tell me what you guys want in this fiction. Also, this is kinda my first shot at humor so bare with me if it gets kinda actiony for a while so, lets get started!!!

NO FLAMES PLEASE

Riku woke up with slight consciousness. By the look of the night skylight, he had been asleep for quite sometime .He wasn’t too worried until he felt the burn of rope on his arm.

“What the …” Riku started to get concerned. Riku looked around at his surroundings … this defiantly wasn’t his room.

This room was purple and yellow, had everything under the sun that related to Kingdom Hearts, and had pictures of him. MANY … pictures of him. Pictures of him with the lips cut out, pictures of that one time when he cosplayed as sailor moon with Sora (Sora was Jupiter), pictures of him on his first pony ride when he was 18; pictures of him naked …the list went on.

“OH … MY … GOSH” Riku gawked; there was one piece about this room that petrified him the most.

At the far end of the room held a wooden alter. Various things sat on top of it. Old gum of his, his old Teddy Bear, (he named it Mr. Bojangles) a tiney tiny Riku voodoo doll and … were those his … underwear?

Riku was completely freaked out at this time and began fighting his way out of the chair that contained him in this place.

“DAMN!!!” Riku yelled with a weekly frightened voice.

He couldn’t get out of it, not until the person that placed him here, released him.

“HIIIIIIIII!!!!!” a young girl squealed as she busted through a wooden door that concealed her before.

“Who are you” Riku inquired with a grunt.

“Well…” the girl said twirling her way over to her alter and grabbing her Riku voodoo doll “I’m your biggest fan …. PENELOPE!!!” The girl pouted “don’t you remember me from all of your conventions”

Riku toke a good look at the girl.

She was about 12 and looked weak, very weak. Her hair was dyed silver and she had on a purple skirt and black shirt with a yellow “half jacket” adored with many silver zippers. He was sure that he had seen her before at all of the promotional tours for Kingdom Hearts, standing shyly, listening to all that he had to say.

“I have gone to absolutely ALL of your tours” Penelope squeeze her voodoo doll sweetly “I have everything relating to Kingdom Hearts … even a nifty keyblade!” she pulled out a “Way To The Dawn” keyblade and beamed a cheesy smile.

“Uhhh … that’s cardboard” Riku sarcastically smirked.

“SO!!!!BUT IT’S STILL A KEYBLADE!!!!” Penelope said giving a devil eye.

“FEAR IT!!!!” SMACK

Riku looked shocked. Did this girl just … smack him … With a bootleg keyblade no less.

He was sure of it … this girl was crazy.

“Ahem …. MOVING ON!!! Like I said … I have everything related to Kingdom Hearts…except something “off of the set.” So, I devised a plan to get you. I just hit you on the head with a huge rock! Pretty Genius if you ask me!”

“So, uh … what are you going to do to me?”

“ANYTHING me little heart desires …Oh, but don’t you worry” she said gently stroking his cheek. “I let you go … after I play a couple of games with you … hee hee”

“But right now … I have to go and do my math homework … which usually means that I’m going to blow it off to play Kingdom Hearts … TOODLES!!!! Oh, and P.S - you’re way hotter than Sora”

As the girl closed the door to the room where Riku would be staying for god knows how long, he mumbled quietly to himself:

“P.S - I know”

Yay!!! Riku please!!! I kinda thought about Penelope Taint from the Amanda show while thinking of the fan girl’s character. My first fan fiction curse word … I wouldn’t have used it , but I couldn’t think of anything else. I would have used more but DANG MY MORALS!!!! So, what should I do to Riku ... muhahahaha!!! … Really, what should I do to him? I don’t know …OH NOES!!!! HELPS!!!! (And reviews please … tell me what you want me to do to Riku!!!)