Harry Potter: In The Loop

Disclaimer: My name is not Rowling and I own nothing of hers.

Harry sat out by the lake skipping rocks and ducking as the giant squid batted them back at him. He was rather grateful for his quidditch trained reflexes as the last rock the squid had batted back had snapped a two inch thick branch off a nearby oak.

"Hey, Harry," Luna announced cheerfully, side stepping a rock that shot off into the distance.

"Hey, Luna. What are you up to?"

"Five foot even and a B cup," she said proudly distracting Harry enough that the next rock hit him in the shoulder and spun him around three times before dropping him on his ass.

Standing over the bruised and dizzy boy she lifted up the front of her skirt and shifted her panties to the side. "And I have to say my pubes have been coming in nicely."

Despite having seen Luna's pubes up close and personal many times before he still found himself pausing dizzily to admire them. "I have to agree, that is nice thatching."

"So do you want to play gridylows and grotnicks?" Luna asked.

"Ummm... sure. I can get the room of requirements to provide a nice big bed," Harry replied.

"What does that have to do with gridylows and grotnicks?" she asked, confused.

"Umm, for after?" he ventured.

"Good idea. We can hide out there while Sprout and Snape search the grounds for the imposters," she beamed.

"That's just what I was thinking," Harry lied.

"And it'll be the perfect spot to have sex too," Luna added as she pulled Harry to his feet and handed him a vial of polyjuice potion as she quickly disillusioned their clothes so they both looked like they were completely naked.

"I'll run ahead giggling while you chase me yelling something suitably damning for Snape to have said. Sprout has retired early and Snape stormed off in a huff, well hopped really, so they'll have no alibis. I'll lead us up to the room of requirements after a couple of trips around the great hall."

"How do you know about the room of requirements?" Harry asked, as his brain finally recovered.

"You teach the DA there in a couple of years," she replied.

"You're looping too?! Why didn't you say anything?"

"You never asked."

AN: Just a small thing I typed up.