I'm writing a crossover where Davy Jones meets The Bikini Bottom crew. NOW NO ONE IS SAFE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Anyway, as you may have guessed, I don't own any of the Spongebob cast or the Pirates of the Caribbean cast. And for anyone who hasn't seen PotC3: AWE yet, then I suggest you don't read some of these chapters because they contain spoilers. Well, I have nothing left to say except... purple monkey cows! Oh... and please review! Any reviewers will be thanked in the following chapters. Anyway, here goes!

It was a fine day in Bikini Bottom when Squidward woke up. His eyes thrust themselves open and he immediately went to the window to see this marvelous day. The sun was shining, the jellyfish were buzzing happilly through Jellyfish Fields, and the scallops were chirping happily. Squidward immediately opened his bedroom window and sniffed the sweet smelling water and let it rush to the nostrils of his big nose. Too bad it was about to be ruined for Squidward because the minute he was about to bless this day, Spongebob came out and yelled, "Squidward! It's time to go to work!"

Squidward's smile then immediately turned to a frown. He almost forgot that he had work today. And to make things worse, he had to work all day with one of the most annoying neighbors in all of Bikini Bottom: Spongebob Squarepants. 'Why me?' he asked himself as he took off his night cap and put on his usual shirt. 'Of all the days I have to work, why does it have to be today? Why did I ever employ to be a cashier at The Krusty Krab? And why in heaven's name do I have to work, live next to, and deal with that annoying yellow, spongey pain in the tentacle known as Spongebob?' As soon as he got dressed, he left his house and walked to work with Spongebob. For some reason, Spongebob seemed happier and more hyper than usual, which was usually bad news for Squidward because that usually meant that he'll talk five times as much as he usually does. He didn't want him talking too much while they were at work, so he decided to get it out of the way by asking "Okay, Spongebob. What's on your mind, dare I ask?"

Then Spongebob's smile grew real big. Like freaky big. He really wanted to tell Squidward what happened yesterday, but he was too excited to say anything so all he did was giggle. Then he finally said, "Do you know what movie I saw yesterday?"

Squidward looked at the sponge like he was some sort of weirdo. Then he decided to continue by saying, "No. Which one did you see?"

Spongebob giggled some more. "I'll give you a hint. It came out recently. It's a three movie."

"Tell me."

"No. You'll have to guess."

Squidward sighed. He hated guessing games. Especially when he had to guess something that was on Spongebob's mind, but he decided to humor him. "Uh... Spiderman three?" Spongebob didn't answer, but he shook his head. "No? Okay, uh... Shrek the Third?" He shook his head again. Squidward was running out of guesses and was getting even more annoyed with Spongebob's giggling. "Spongebob! Just tell me!"

Spongebob couldn't contain his excitement any longer! He had to tell or else he'd explode! Then after gigling uncontrollably for about 20 seconds, he finally shouted, "I WENT TO SEE PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 3: AT WORLD'S END!"

Squidward rolled his eyes. He never really liked Pirates of the Caribbean. He thought it was just another overrated Disney movie that didn't deserve the attention it got. He thought the same way with Lilo and Stitch, The Little Mermaid, Finding Nemo and Cars. But Spongebob thought just the opposite of it. He loved it! He loved the characters, the fighting scenes, the special effects, everything! Sometimes he and Patrick even pretend that they are the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow and Port Royal's blacksmith Will Turner and that Gary was Jack, the mischievious little undead monkey. They tried time and time again to convince Squidward to play the part of either Davy Jones or Barbossa, but so far they haven't gotten him to do it once. Sometimes they even got Sandy to play as Elizabeth, but most of the time she's too busy with her inventions to play and only came out a few times.

During work, Spongebob didn't keep his mouth shut for one millisecond. He kept going on and on about how great the movie was. He talked about the fighting scenes, the dialogue, the funny parts and every single little detail that made it one of the best movies ever. Squidward couldn't take much more of Spongebob's non-stop chatter. 'I swear I'm going to kill myself if he does this tomorrow!' he thought. In the afternoon, more trouble came: Patrick. Squidward thought he'd come for his usual afternoon Super Krabby Patty Deluxe with extra everything, but that wasn't why he came. The minute he stepped into The Krusty Krab, he immediately shouted, "Spongebob!"

Spongebob's head appeared through the window behind Squidward. "Hey Patrick! Did you see Pirates of the Carribean 3: At World's End yet?!"

Patrick immediately came up to the window Spongebob was sticking his head out of. Then they started shouting just like the day when Mr. Krabs thought he was old. "Yeah! I saw it opening night! It was awesome!"

"Did you get your tickets online?!"

"Yeah! Did you see the part where Norrington was dying and he sticks a sword through Davy Jones?!"

"Yeah! Did you stay after the credits to see the part with Will and Elizabeth's son?!"

"Yeah! Did you see the part where Oogie swallowed the heart?!"

"Patrick! That's not in the movie! You're thinking about Kingdom Hearts!"

"I am?!"

"Yes! You are!"

"Really?!"

"Really!"

"Really?"

"Really!"

Squidward had had it! It was bad enough with Spongebob, but Patrick had made things ten times worse! He couldn't hold in his anger any longer, so he finally shouted, "WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP ABOUT THAT STUPID PIRATES MOVIE ALREADY?!"

Then everyone at The Krusty Krab stopped what they were doing and turned their heads to Squidward. Spongebob and Patrick gave Squidward a shocked look. Their mouths hung open for a few seconds. Did Squidward really call Pirates of the Caribbean... a stupid movie? Spongebob's eyes grew so big and were practicly popping out of their sockets! Did Squidward really mean that? Did he really think that Pirates of the Caribbean was nothing more than... a stupid movie? He couldn't believe it! Then one of the customers stopped the silence by going up to Squidward and saying, "You sicken us true Pirates fans! Come on guys! Let's go somewhere with employees that really care about us fans of pirates." The customers nodded in agreement and left.

During this, Mr. Krabs was busy counting his money until an alarm went off. "What?! What's this?!" he shouted. Then he went to a thermometer-like device on the side of the wall that read out of how many customers were currently at The Krusty Krab and noticed that the thermometer rapidly dropped from "Better than McDonald's"(about 35-40) to "Ghost Restaurant"(5-0). Mr. Krabs grinded his teeth. "Either this thing needs to be fixed, or someone's gonna walk the plank into the unemployment building!" Then he immediately burst out of his office (and going through the door instead of opening it, but he was so mad that he didn't care), he immediately turned to the only people that were left in the restaurant: Spongebob, Squidward, and Patrick. He came up to the three of them and said, "Okay! Which one of you three got rid of me well-paying customers?! It's gotta be one of you three 'cause it usually is!"

"Squidward just yelled out to everyone that he thought that the Pirates of the Caribbean movies were stupid and everyone got mad and left!" Spongebob blurted out.

"Well it's true," Squidward said defensively. "It's a cheap, overrated movie that doesn't desrve the attention it's getting!"

"Patrick! Cover your ears! We're too innocent to hear such vulgar language!" Then Spongebob put his hands where his ears would be if he had any and Patrick did the same.

Mr. Krabs was not amused with Squidward's most recent action either, though it was for getting rid of his customers instead of calling the Pirates movies stupid. "Well the next time you think about expressing your opinion, don't do it in front of me paying customers!" Krabs shouted. Then Krabs looked around and sighed. "Well, seeings how all of me customers won't be comin' back for the rest of the day, I suppose you lubbers can take the day off. But I expect ya to be here tomorrow, got that?"

"Aye-aye, sir!" Spongebob said with a salute. Then Krabs left to see what he could do about fixing the door to his office that he broke in his outrage. Then Spongebob immiediately left the kitchen and went right up to Patrick. "I guess we're gonna play Pirates earlier than usual today Patrick. I guess that means we can play longer than usual too!"

"Hooray! Oooh! Oooh! I call Captain Jack Sparrow! I call Captain Jack Sparrow!"

"No fair Patrick! I wanted to be Captain Jack Sparrow today!" Then he shrugged. "Oh well. Being William Turner isn't so bad either. Come on buddy! Let's go visit Sandy's house to see if she can play as Elizabeth today."

"Okay." Then Patrick ran out of the Krusty Krab and headed towards Sandy's treedome. Then Spongebob turned to Squidward. "Squidward. Before I leave I want to tell you that I feel sorry for you."

Spongebob's words surprised Squidward. Spongebob? Sorry? For him? These words rarely worked together in his vocabulary. (And by rare, I mean rare.) Then Squidward looked at the sponge with a friendly look. "Sorry? For me? Really?"

"Yeah. I feel sorry for anyone who doesn't like Pirates because they don't know what they're missing."

Then Squidward's sympathetic look turned back to his usual pessimistic one. "Oh. That again."

"Yeah. Hey Squidward? I know you're not gonna like this if I ask you, but..."

'I probably won't, but I'll hear it anyway,' he thought.

"Will you come and play as Barbossa with us?! You see, Patrick, Sandy and I have never really play as anyone else other than Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, and Elizabeth Swan and it gets kinda repetitive after a while without somebody else to play with as a different character. So can you play with us today? Please?"

Squidward would usually say no to his offer, but he knew if he din't go with it that Spongebob would go to the limit to get him to play the rest of the day, and he didn't want to go through that for the five hundredth time. So he sighed and said, "Alright. I'll play as Barbossa."

This time Spongebob was surprised. He didn't expect Squidward to say yes, especially since Squidward openly admitted that he hated the Pirates movies. "Really?!"

"Sure," he said flatly. "Just as long as I don't do anything stupid."

Then Spongebob had a sudden outburst of energy as he jumped into the air and shouted, "Hooray!" Then he touched back down. "I've always wanted you to say that! Come on! We've got to get to Jellyfisf Fields so that we can start playing right away!" Then he immediately grabbed Squidward's arm and darted to Jellyfish Fields.

So how was it? Remember, any reviews will be mentioned at the end of the following chapters. And don't worry. Davy Jones, his crew, and even more of the beloved Spongebob cast will be in the next chapter. So until the next time.

W.O.M.P.P.J.E.D.