Mario kart cash dash

Chapter 1:

The cash dash

Mario: What the hell!?

Luigi: Shut up bro! What’s wrong anyway?

Mario: I got this letter inviting us to go to a race but it’s not called Mario kart.

Luigi: What’s it called?

Mario: Luigi Kart.

Luigi: And that’s bad why? I’m happy about it.

Mario: oh you just want the attention because everybody hates you.

Luigi: Don’t be mean, now I’m even more emotionally scarred.

Mario: Good.

Luigi: Fine then, I’m not going.

Mario: YAY!!! Ummm…. I mean awww!

And so Mario went to the racing circuit to see a sign that said Luigi Kart.

: Welcome racers, we will be starting the rip off-err-race very shortly.

Bowser: Wait I thought we were going to take a test to see who was able to race.

???: No not in Luigi kart.

Bowser: Wait! Luigi Kart?

Mario: I’m not competing unless it’s called Mario kart!

: Fine I don’t really care. Now go to your rooms for the night we will begin testing in the morning. Oh and by the way, the winner gets $1,000,000,000,000 dollars!!

Mario, Bowser, Peach: Wait a minute! You’re Count Bleck!

Count Bleck: Correct, But I am good now.

Tippi: I will be competing as well.

Mario: That’s not fare because Tippi can fly!

Count Bleck: Do you see me caring? No? That’s because I don’t.

An: Not bad but I intend to add a little more humor as the story progresses.

And I won't be putting Count Bleck or Tippi’s real names so it isn’t spoiled for people who haven’t beaten Super Paper Mario yet.