Janitor: Oh great more dead bodies! When will this end!?

Peach: When will what end?

Janitor: When will the killing spree end!? I have to clean all this up. And to think once wasn’t enough!?

Peach: Once?

Janitor: Every time a new Mario game comes out, the villain in it hosts some kind of competition here. And I always have to clean it up!

Peach: There’s not a moment to los-

The janitor pushed peach off the cliff and laugh manically

Janitor: But, seeing as the villain is dead, I’m the new villain. And I’ll rename the games, things like Super Janitor Bros.

Frog: Ribbit

Janitor: Shut up you!

The janitor then kicks the frog off the cliff

Frog: Riiiibbbiiiittt!!

Janitor: I said shut up!

Everyone: What are you going to do to us?

They all said scared

Janitor: This.

The janitor said as he pulled out a nuclear warhead and threw it hard to the ground.

The Nuke exploded killing everybody.

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Moral of the story guy: And so, there you have it, the moral of the story is, never go to races called Luigi Kart. And never, ever, whenever a janitor says “Oh great I have to clean up bodies again”, stay in the race.

Thank you

Fin

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