|Attack of the Killer Bunnies
Author: twilightnite PM
Jasper goes hunting and when vampire bunnies appear, everyone blames him. But it is really him? R&R! Completed!Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 09-09-07 - Published: 06-23-07 - Status: Complete - id: 3611488
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Jasper goes hunting and when vampire bunnies appear, everyone blames him. But it is really him?
Disclaimer- We do not own Twilight and New Moon
Chapter One: Jasper's hunting didn't go so well
Alice 's POV
I was sitting on the couch in the living room, bored. Carlisle was at the hospital, Esme was shopping. Rosalie and Emmett went to play baseball somewhere. Jasper was hunting, and Edward and Bella were at school. Jasper, Rosalie, Emmett and I left school early so that Jasper could go hunting, and Emmett could play baseball. God, does he love baseball. I was supposed to decorate the house for the birthday party that we were going to throw Bella later. But as I sat in my empty house with nothing to do, I decided to start decorating. I jumped off of the couch, and ran into the kitchen that we rarely use, and started to look there for decorations.
When I looked in every cupboard and in every drawer, I realized that there was nothing in there. I sighed, and walked back to the living room couch, when I heard the door slam.
I walked out in to the living room, and looked to the door. I was surprised to see Jasper there, but he looked as shocked as I was. He was holding the door back, and I didn't understand why.
"Jasper, I thought you went hunting." I said.
"I was!" Jasper yelled over the roar of something that was on the other side of the door. I walked over to help him, but then the ruckus stopped. Jasper let go of the door, and faced me.
"Oh god Jasper. What did you do this time?" I asked, folding my arms.
He shrugged. "Nothing."
I watched as my husband walked down the hall to the stairs. I sighed. I wondered what was on the other side of the door, so I opened the front door, and looked out into the pouring rain.
Sitting in the grass, were a bunch of cute, fluffy bunnies. I smiled, and they all looked up at me with red eyes. Wait, bunnies don't have red eyes. I thought to myself. The bunnies then started for me, with sharp, pointed teeth. I quickly shoved the door closed, and ran into the house. I could still hear the clawing of the bunnies' small fingers at the door.
"JASPER!" I screamed. Jasper soon appeared, and smiled faintly.
" Alice ."
My facial expression must have looked pretty scary because Jasper's eyes got real wide.
" Alice , tell me you did not open that door!" Jasper said, walking past me, and out the window that overlooked the front yard.
"Sorry?" I said.
" Alice , you can see the future. Did you see the rabbits?"
The truth was, I didn't. I don't know exactly why my visions were not working today.
"Jasper, just tell me that you killed the bunnies, and I promise that I won't get mad." I said, closing my eyes, and squeezing the bridge of my nose.
Jasper looked away from the window. "One, just one."
I walked over to the window, and sighed. "They're gone, Jasper." I said, smiling faintly.
"Good. Thank the lord."
I raised an eyebrow. "Come on; help me set up for the party."
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