Can’t believe I wrote this. All of it has happened to me, by the way. It was truly embarrassing.

10 Ways to Know You’ve Been Watching/Reading Too Much Naruto.

1. It’s all you can talk about at school.

2. Every time you close you eyes you see pictures of Naruto characters.

3. Instead of “Hello” you say random (six letter) Naruto words like “Naruto” or “Sasuke” or “Hinata” or “Jyuken” or “Maanda…” (AN: deliberate misspelling)

4. Every night, when you sleep, you dream random episodes of the Naruto anime or Naruto fanfictions.

5. You cosplay as the Naruto characters— every day.

6. You have all the Naruto manga as soon it comes out. (AN: Yeah! Deidara regained his/her arm!)

7. You daydream of random Naruto situations, with or without yourself included.

8. You ignore your homework and grades which have plummeted to sneak off for Naruto-related activities. (AN: Okay, maybe not this one. The only one I haven’t done yet. But that’s only because a) I don’t have a car, b) I don’t know of any Naruto-related activities, and c) my school has enough security to qualify as a maximum-security prison. Poor me.)

9. All you do in your ‘spare’ time is listen to the theme music, watch the anime, read the manga for the nth time, and read/write Naruto fanfictions.

10. Do any combo of 1-9.

OMAKE!

She turned from her computer in order to finish the latest chapter. At that point, a giant 8.1 magnitude earthquake shook up the Inland Valley, and houses were destroyed, streets smashed, electricity, water, and gas cut off. The scene resembled Armageddon; flames danced in the street, twisting hot desert air into an inferno as broken electrical wires spewed dangerous crackles resembling Chidori as they thrashed from the power of the electrons and geysers spouted up in random places, always in the most inopportune places and never where they were needed. She remained oblivious as she frantically turned the pages of her manga. Almost done…