Summary:
The Bohos find themselves bored one day and decide to recapture childhood memories by playing your stereotypical childhood games! They're going to include: I Never, Spin the Bottle, Truth or Dare, 7 Minutes In Heaven, and Light As A Feather. If anyone has any suggestions for some other games, let me know!

Chapter One:
I Never

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"Yeah this shit's boring." Maureen Johnson piped as she watched her friends engage in different things. Mark and Joanne were trying to fix his camera, whenever he filmed something, the film reel would get snagged; Roger was trying to teach Mimi how to play guitar, she was doing quite well actually; and Collins and Angel were eating some cookies that Angel had made that morning. They were laughing hysterically at, what the others thought, was nothing.

"Collins, give me one of them cookies, mothafucka!"

He shook his head and gave Maureen an incredibly serious look. "No. I need them."

Maureen raised a brow. "What the fuck? Give me one! Now!"

"I can't! I need to finish my song!" Angel said immitating Roger pretty dead-on.

Collins turned to look at Angel, stared at him for a moment, then burst out laughing. "HAHA! That was Roger!"

At the mention of his name he looked up. "What?"

"I think they're imitating you, Rog. Well, Angel anyways."

He shook his head. "Whatever."

Still cookieless, Maureen sneeked up to the plate and snatched a cookie, only to make Collins screech as though his dog was just ran over by a car.

"What the fuck is wrong with you, Collins?" Mark asked.

"SHE STOLE MY COOKIE!"

All Maureen did was shake the cookie in her hand teasingly and shoved it into her mouth.

"Guys, are you all alright? I think Collins might be going into a seizure. . ." Joanne said, looking up from the camera.

Collins had fallen against Angel's chest and was sitting there, statuesquely still.

"Collins, my love. I can always make more cookies."

"Angel, why'd you make cookies, anyways?" Joanne asked.

"Well, I was bored this morning, right? Collins was still sleeping and I realized I had everything I needed to make 'em, so I did! He wanted to put weed in them but I wouldn't let him because that's just silly. If I wanted brownies I woulda made those!"

Collins shot up and began to grin and insane grin. "Oh my god, I've got an idea."

All of the remaning Bohemians looked up from their tasks, but Maureen was the first to speak up. "What?"

A sly grin spread across his face as he grabbed two large bottles of Stoli out from behind the couch. "We're gonna play 'I Never!'"

Angel squealed, grabbing one of the bottles. "Oh my god you read my mind!"

Mark gave Angel a look and said "Are you planning on keeping that bottle for yourself or are you going to share?"

"Share what?"

"Nevermind. I'll go get some cups," he said as he shook his head.

Maureen looked up. "Wait, you're actually going to play?"

He nodded as he walked back from the kitchen with six large Dixie cups, handing them to Collins.

"Collins, where'd you get the Stoli?" Joanne asked, almost afraid of the answer.

"I always keep extra Stoli behind the couch!" He said matter-of-factly.

"That's just silly!"

"I agree with Joanne," Roger said, grabbing the full Dixie cup from Collins.

"Shut up, whitey."

Roger held up one hand surrendering. "Sorry!"

"Angel, chica, are you sure you can play?"

Angel was currently laying face down on the couch with the bottle hanging loosley from her arm. Hearing her name she shot up almost impossibly fast. "Of course!"

"Okay, well now that everyone has their cups-"

"I don't know how to play!"

All the bohemians turned torwards Maureen.

"What?!" Mark nearly screeched.

"I. Don't. Know. How. To. Play." she said slowly.

Roger turned to her. "Someone is going to say something they've never done, and if you've done it you drink. So I guess you can start."

She shrugged. "Alright, I've never played this game."

Everyone, save Maureen, took a drink, Angel from her own bottle of Stoli.

"My turn! Okay, I've never. . ." Mimi thought hard for a moment. "I've never taught at NYU."

Collins raised the Dixie cup to his lips and took a large drink.

"That was stupid!"

"Well, I couldn't think of anything, Mo!"

"Fine, I'll go again!"

Joanne interupted. "No, I want to go! I've never had sex with a man!"

Angel, Collins, Marueen, Mimi and surpizingly Roger raised their drinks. Mark's jaw dropped about a mile and a half.

"What?!"

"I was drunk! Leave me alone!"

"Well when was that?!"

Roger shook his head. "Remember that huge party I had for Halloween back in high school? Sophmore year?"

Collins grinned. "Oh yeah! That's where I lost my virginity!"

Angel scrunched her brow. "To a girl?!" she nearly screeched.

"Oh hell no! His name was Billy."

"No way! You fucked Billy?! Nice." Roger said.

He nodded and then shook his head. "But I don't want to remember, I've got Angel!"

"Whatever man, I just can't believe Roger did that!"

"Shut up Mark! It's your turn!"

"Fine." He thought for a moment. "I've never dressed up in drag."

Angel raised the bottle to her lips along with Mimi and Collins.

"Collins? When did you dress up in drag?" Angel asked.

"Halloween freshman year. I looked pretty damn hot if you ask me!"

"Alright then. . .Roger, your turn!"

"I've never killed a dog."

"What the fuck?! Are you guys trying to get me drunk?!"

Roger nodded. "Fuck you!"

"Whoa Angel I was just messing!"

She smiled sarcastically and took a drink.

"Okay, Collins! Your turn."

"I've never had sex with a woman."

Joanne, Maureen, Roger, Mark and Mimi raised their cups.

"Mimi-chica. . .was that Erica?"

Mimi nodded.

"Alright then."

"Wait, Angel, you've never had sex with a girl either?"

"Nope!" she said proudly. Collins and Angel high-fived.

"Well, it's your turn Angel," Mark said.

"Hmm...I've never used...a dildo!"

Mimi groaned and herself, Maureen, Joanne, and Mark raised their respective drinks.

Collins jaw dropped. "What the fuck man. . .that's disgusting. . ."

"I was drunk, Collins! You know how I get when I'm drunk! And I was 16 nonetheless! So fuck you!"

"I think someone already did..."

"Oh shut up Angel! You're no Brother Tereasa!"

Collins shook his head. "Don't tell her to shut up just because you're a dildo whore, alright?!"

"Whatever this shit's gay! I want to play spin the bottle!"

"Oh! I'm in!" Angel said and she got up and sat in the middle of the loft. She was promptly followed by the rest of the bohemians. From left to right, the circle went Angel, Collins, Mimi, Roger, Mark, Maureen, Joanne.

"Ok, Mark, hand me that empty Stoli bottle and I'll start!"

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And this is the first installement of their childish games!