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(This is for you Beckett, you little cruel, blunt, wig wearing, munchkin!!)

By: RoCkIn’ RoBiN

“Get in there you!” Mr. Mercer said as he pushed Captain Robin Sparrow in Lord Beckett’s office. Captain Box had destroyed Lord Beckett’s ship in battle and was forced to come to Port Royal to discuss an agreement with Beckett.

“Ah, Captain Sparrow,” Beckett smiled shaking her hand, “come sit down.”

Walking over to Beckett’s couch in his office Robin took of her hat and laid back with her hands resting on the back of her head laughing to herself.

“You know, I know why I’m here wig boy,” Robin laughed standing up walking over to were Beckett was pouring two glasses of brandy, “ I won.” Looking at Beckett’s fuming face to the glass of brandy in front of her face she said with a disgusted face, “No thanks, I don’t drink.”

“Oh come on,” Beckett laughed giving it to her, “drink pirate.”

“Fine,” Robin said taking a big gulp. Holding the liquid in her mouth of a second almost crying at the burning pain in her throat, Robin spit it into Beckett’s face.

“Gross!” Robin cried sticking out her tongue and whipping it off with her hands, “how do you people down that stuff?!”

Laughing with an evil grin, Beckett turned around and gulped the brandy down in a second and said, “You know you could settle this with a full pardon to work for me, if you want.”

“OH HECK NO!” Robin yelled as she turned him around to face her, “I’D RATHER JUMP OF A CLIFF AND GET EATEN BY THE KRAKEN!” Slapping Beckett in the face Robin yelled into Beckett’s shunned face, “YOU INSULT ME!

Laughing stupidly as she picked up her captain hat and walked out the door Beckett sighed, “That woman sickens me.”

“GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!!” Robin cried walking down the hall.

“ Ok but I think we shou-,” Beckett started before Robin ran back into the room and throwing an apple at Beckett’s head screaming, “I SAID GOOD DAY!”

Running down the hall again and out the door with Beckett following her hot on her trail, Robin then remembered her prank and ran behind the door. When Beckett was outside, Captain Jack Sparrow then poured a bucket of fish heads in brandy on top of Beckett. Shaking and dripping in the cold night air, Beckett cursed under his breath as Robin and Jack faced him laughing out loud.

“You look good in fish,” Robin giggled, “love your hair.”

Feeling the top of his head Beckett realized his wig had fallen to the side of his face showing his real hair. Fuming with blushing face, Beckett ran back into his mansion in tears slamming the door behind him.

“Do you two have any shame?!” Lord Beckett’s wife cried from behind them shunned waiting for an answer, “WELL?!”

Robin and Jack tried not laugh but, couldn’t hold it in and laughed out loud again in tears replying at the same time, “NO!”

“Get out of here,” Lady Beckett cried as she ran into the mansion to comfort her poor little husband.

Walking down the Beckett’s mansion driveway laughing, Robin then asked sarcastically, “Should we apologize?”

“Are you kidding?” Jack cried laughing, “He deserved it!”

After twenty minutes of walking, Robin and Jack reached the Black Pearl and went up the ramp on the docks. Sailing away from Port Royal, Robin then couldn’t stand it anyone blurted out at the docks, “BURN! PUT SOME ICE ON THAT BURN BECKETT!”

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