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Just like the title. A small collection of short, pointless haikus for Clerks and maybe Clerks 2.
Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Words: 118 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 06-28-07 - id: 3623612
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Disclaimer: I do not own "Clerks" or "Clerks 2". Fuck-a-doodle-doo.
Bothered by his job, and thus
Randall says 'Fuck you'.
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Always without words
Yet somehow full of wisdom
This is Silent Bob.
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Jay is rude and crude.
Can't this guy ever shut up?
Apparently not.
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Magazines in stock
Are something good in Quick Stop
Like the cigarettes.
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The video shop
Its customers are upset
Because of Randall.
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Donkey shows are fun
Maybe an acquired taste…
No fun for Dante.
I might make more if they come to me. Tell me what you think (no, seriously). And feel free to point it out if I miscounted some syllables.
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