20 ways to annoy, know your stars and other randomness fic…. LOL

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, I wish I did, but, that is an impossible dream. Coz if I owned Naruto it wouldn’t be titled Naruto but Hinata and Akatsuki would rule the world.

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Orochimaru: I hate you for that last chapter…

Me: Thank you. I love you too OroGaymaru…. Now it’s Kakashi’s turn!!! evil laugh

Orochimaru: Good… I thought it would be me again…

Me: Thanks to the reviewers of the last chappie namely, Troubled Spirit Of Hell and kRaZyChangeoFHeArt, ill try to put your request by the next chappies.

Orochimaru: Yeh, thanks for laughing at my misery…

Me: Aww… Don’t be sad Oreo-kun… I’ll make it up for you…

Orochimaru: How?

Me: OroSasu!

Orochimaru: Never mind… I’m good. Just don’t make one… you’re horrible at making Yaoi…

Me: I know… I detest Yaoi… I’ll just make you a oneshot with Hinata-hime then! Okay… this is getting out of the subject so let’s start the chappie!... Hey? Where’s Kakashi?

Kakashi: poofs Sorry I’m late, there was a

Me: If you’re ever late again I’ll make sure to burn your Make-Out Tactics collection kay?

Kakashi: eyes twitch kay…

Me: Okay! Let’s get this over with! I got a dentist appointment you know.

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20 ways to annoy Kakashi:

his hair yellow, like Naruto.

Kakashi: WTF?!?! You never told me you would dye my hair!!!

Me: Don’t worry it’ll wash out.

K: How long?

Me: Eh… 3 days? 1 week? 2 weeks maybe.

K: Fck!

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2. Everytime he is late for something, shock him with a taser.

Me: Speaking of tasers…

K: No way!

Me: bzzt holds a taser You’re late!!!

K: gets electrocuted Fck!

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3. Always tell Gai where to find Kakashi.

Me: Oh yeah, I forgot…

Gai: My eternal rival! Let us fight here!

K: Not now!

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4. Force him to read all the Yaoi fics ever created with him in it.

Me: Oh here’s a good one. clicks mouse

Gai: Where? Is it youthful?

Me: Oh, it’s very youthful evil smile

Gai: Let us read it then my eternal rival! drags Kakashi to the computer hmm? What’s this? GaixKakashi? Hey! It’s about us my eternal rival! So it must be youthful!

K: No! Don’t read it! You can’t make me!

After 360 yaoi fanfics later…

K: twitch I have been scarred for life.

Gai: My eyes! My youthful eyes! They have been tainted by unyouthfulness!

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5. Yell at him for no reason at all. (continue to 6)

6. If he tells you to shut up, cry and tell everyone how he ‘abused’ you when you were at his house last night. (continue to 7)

7. If he tries to comfort you to get you to shut up, laugh… evilly.

K: What abuse?

Me: Ahem… bondage…

K: You’re sick and twisted.

Me: Not really. laughs evilly

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8. Tell Gai and Lee he has very ‘unyouthful’ (perverted) things in his mind.

Gai: The power of Yaoi has tainted your mind!

Lee: Must take him to the youthfulness chamber! grabs Kakashi

K: Wait… What youthfulness chamber?

Me: Wait and see. evil smile

K: Should I be afraid?

Me: Oh you should… I was planning to put Orochimaru there…

Orochimaru: I don’t think I want to know…

Me: What are you doing here! It’s not your time yet!? Do you want to be put in the youthfulness chamber as well?!?!

O: No… I’ll go now… leaves

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9. Put Kakashi in a special youthfulness chamber. (proceed to 10)

K: So what the heck is a youthfulness chamber?

Me: It’s just a special room where Gai and Lee will ‘teach’ you about youthfulness.

Deidara: In short, she puts you in a ‘mental’ institution and locks you up with the eyebrow guys.

K: No!!! Don’t leave me here!

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10. Lock up Gai and Lee with him. (proceed to 11)

K: twitch

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11. And make sure the room is pink.

K: The horror! The pink! It burns us!

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12. Burn his Make-Out Tactics collection.

K: Wait! You said you wouldn’t burn them if I come?!?!

Me: Don’t worry holds a flamethrower I’ll replace them… burns the books

K: Sniff… Okay… You promise.

Me: I don’t know… Not sure… Just watch them burn for now. evil laugh

K: Noooo!

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13. Sing him the song ‘that gets on everybody’s nerves.’ (proceed to 14)

K: What song is that?

Me: starts singing I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves. Everybody’s nerves. Everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, and this is how it goes! Everybody sing with me!

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14. Make everyone sing it as well.

Me, Deidara, Gai, Lee, Orochimaru and everyone else I could find: starts singing I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves. Everybody’s nerves. Everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, and this is how it goes! I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves. Everybody’s nerves. Everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, and this is how it goes!

K: Stop it! It’s annoying! Make it stop!

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15. Slap him for NO REASON AT ALL

K: gets slapped by Adell What was that for?!?

Me: Umm… I don’t know… Fear my awesomeness!!!

K: Okay… sweatdrops

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16. Give him a Make-Out Tactics… wait for it (proceed to 17)

Me: Kakashi-sensei… I am very sorry for burning your collection of well you know… Here hands a book

K: It’s okay! Wow! A special edition of Make-Out Tactics! I haven’t seen this one before… weird…

Me: That’s because it was banned.

K: Wonder why? Oh well starts reading

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17. It has to be the Yaoi special edition one.

After thirty minutes…

K: … twitch No wonder it was banned

Me: You liked it?

K: No! Do you think I want to see two men making out?!?! You freak!!!

Me: Maybe? How the heck should I know what goes on in your perverted head?

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18. Poke him in the eye with a kunai.

Me: pokes eye with a kunai

K: Fck!!! What was that for!?!?

Me: I don’t know… you look cute with the Sharingan eye though…

K: Really? blush That’s not the point!!!

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19. Kidnap his dogs and style them Paris Hilton style.

K: WTF?!? What have you done with them?!?

Me: Kawai! Look at Pakkun! Isn’t he cute!? Look! holds out Pakkun who is wearing a pink frilly hat or something

Pakkun: This was not in the job description…

K: Give him back!!! snatches Pakkun

Me: Aww… I haven’t finished yet…

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20. Last but not the least, Hug him very tightly.

Me: Bye! Kakashi-sensei! Thanks for being a good sport! hugs Kakashi

K: Can’t… breathe…

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Well, that’s all for now! I’ll be putting the request of Troubled Spirit Of Hell and kRaZyChangeoFHeArt. Chapter 3 will be a Suckura chappie and chapter 4 will be a 10 things Sasuke will never say.

Me: Ja ne!

Sakura/Sasuke: Why am I next!?!

Me: Coz the reviewers requested for it.

Sakura/Sasuke: glares at Troubled Spirit Of Hell and kRaZyChangeoFHeArt Grrr…

Me: Say bye everyone!

Everyone: Bye…

Me: And please check out my profile and R&R my other stories! Sayonara!