From: Chibi Inuyasha Lover 4ever

HI ILIXELM!

I had a question for your dad, and he told me to go to you, SO...

whats a Seme and an Uke O.o

Many thanks,
CIL4

P.S: I have a friend who likes yuri, just like you. He's a guy, so, do you want to meet him or do you think he will survive your dad's trial or whatever will happen?

Hey!

-nose bleed- WHY ME!?

Okay…in a male relationship there's the dominant and the submissive. Using my parents as an example -smirks- Daddy (Xemnas) is the Seme and the Uke is my Papa. (Saïx)

Your welcome!

With Love,

Ilix.

P.S Uh oh…-sweatdrops- Wait! Don't tell my Parents! Yeah…that'll ensure his safety!

From: Procraz3dfan

Ilixelm,
When I said formerly I ment I talked to them before I talked to you...You seem really cool.

1) Did Saix just ground you for looking at his stash and losing all your money to Luxord?

2) Does Luxord cheat in cards?

3) Were you ever babysat by the other organization members when you were younger?

4) Do you have a pet hearless? Your Daddy told me they made good pets...

5) How much fun are you having now?

6) What was your first word?

Sincerely,
Procrazedfan

Dear Procraz3dfan

Oh! Okay! Thanks! So are you!

1) Nah! I got off real easy!

2) OH IN KINGDOM HEARTS NO! Luxord beats everyone fair and square! Oh and err…anyone says anything about it it's because they're ashamed.

3) Yeah…I have to admit…it was fun when Xiggie gave me one of his guns!

4) I have several Black Fungus!

5) I always have fun!

6) Die!

With Love,

Ilix.

From: crazed yaoi fangirl

haha!! hey there!
sso... (cough cough) what's it like having two of the sexiest men as your fathers? xDD i bet it's fun...

oh! and can you ask xenmas if we can share a bottle of saki?
I dont want to share it with my firends.. they're light weights.. it'd be a waste:D

is vexen really as creepy as peeps make him sound??
just curious.. in a lot o pics he does look like the mad scientist type.. (shudders)

thankies!

Dear crazed yaoi fangirl

Hey! -smirk-

Erm…I'm over protected and over spoilt!

Oh Hearts no!

Nope! Vexen is a beautiful genius.

-kills fangirls and smirks-

Your welcome!

With Love,

Ilix.

From: CeshireCat .O

Hi, How are you doing.
I happen to be taking a small excursion to the Castle that Never was and I seem to have hit a snag. See as you already know I have been contacting your father over the last couple of weeks and I have something I have to tell him. I had just found a way through the portal when all of the sudden, I uh, fell on Axel. Even though I let him know that I have been in contact with your father for a while and I have something important to talk to him about. He seems to want to set me on fire.
I was hoping that you could help me out here. I don't want Axel to set my favorite pair of Bondage pants on fire.

Hope this gets to you on time,
The Cheshire Cat (A disciple of Xemnas for a while now)
"Where is my is my mind. WHERE IS My mind. Way out on the water see it swimming." The Pixies

Dear Cheshire Cat!

I'm great.

First of all I'd be hiding. Then as soon as Xiggie made a distraction I'd run in and push both you and Xiggie into the portal, leaving a very confused Axel to go find Roxas or something…

Next I'd probably laugh about the warning I just gave you. This would save your pants then to find Daddy.

With Love,

Ilix.

P.S has anyone called you insane?