Akatsuki, tanuki, and kyubi ! (oh my)
The Akatsuki invite Naruto and Gaara into the group, but do they know what they're getting themselves into? When you put an evil teen gang, a giant raccoon dog, and a nine tailed fox together...you get insanity!!!!!!!!!! A collection of short stories about the doomed Akatsuki, the loveless sand demon, and everyone's favorite color-blind ninja! (No pairings have been decided yet, tell me what you want!!!!!)

Ch. 1: When insanity strikes!

When insanity strikes, it brings with it chaos and doom. It was happening to the

Akatsuki right this second...

"Please welcome our new members..." Itachi Uchiha announced to the less than

enthusiastic group of teenage stereotypes in black robes. Two spiky-haired boys walked

into the room, one was blond, the other a red-head. The blond had markings on his face

like whiskers, while the red-head had a tattoo on his forehead that read "love". " This is

Naruto Uzumaki and Sabaku no Gaara... make them feel at home... or something."

"Ooh, ooh!!! Pick me! Pick me!!!!!!! I wanna do it! Me!!!! Un!", a young boy with

long blond hair shouted.

"Huh, yes, Diedara?" Itachi asked the boy.

"YAY!!!!!!!!!!! That's a Bang!!!! Introduction time!!!!!!!! Un!" shouted the only hyper one in the

room. " Ok, ok, that weird red-eyed dude is Itachi!", this statement had Itachi ready to sock

Diedara, but luckily Kisame stopped him, " and that fishy guy who stopped Itachi from killing me

is Kisame!!!" Diedara said with a smile, "Oh, and this is my partner, Sasori! He's a weird puppet

guy! Un! And that crazy plant-split personality- guy is Zetsu, he's REALLY weird, take it from

me...", said Diedara, forgetting to whisper, "The religious dude is Hidan, he's immortal, so you

can't kill him, and his partner is a weirdo greedy zombie man, Kakuzu!!!" It seemed the only

thing Diedara could do was anger all of her teammates. " By the way, the gray-never-shows-

himself dude is our leader, along with the blue haired person who we never get to see...

hhmm, Oh yeah! I almost forgot, I'm Diedara!!!! Un!"

Awkward silence... Diedara stared nervously at the guests, " Um,...UN?!"

"Believe it!!!!!"

" . . . "

"...OK!" replied the much too hyper Diedara to Naruto and Gaara. The poor unsuspecting

Akatsuki had no idea the insanity struck their little gang that day. One can only wait for the chaos

and doom to break out...

Author's note: Ha ha!!!!! The poor, poor, unsuspecting Akatsuki!!! What doom shall befall

them?! Tis is my first ever fanfiction... EVER... tell me some advice ok? I'm

hoping for at LEAST 3 reviews, or something... do you want me to continue?????????

"CH.2: Initiation"