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GEO: LIVE FROM AUTOZAM IT DRINKING COFFEE WITH EAGLE!
Staring: Eagle Vision of Autozam
Drinking Coffee with Eagle
Eagle Vision: Hello I'm Eagle Vision and today I have started my own show. But anyway I have
a special guest. *waves hands around* Her name is Hikaru Shidou and we'll be talking why Umi
Hikaru: *walks out smiling and prancing around*
Eagle: Isn't She Lovly.
Geo: Yes, Eagle Hikaru is lovly with her long flaming red hair nad eyes she is the girl who
kicked your butt and became the pillar of Cephiro and abolished it. Back to you Eagle.
Hikaru: *sits down*
Eagle: HELLO HIKARU! Have some coffee... but I think you had to much already your so short.
Hikaru: Oh I don't mind but I bet Clef would he's so short and I don't see why Umi likes Clef
I mean she's so tall and he's short.
Eagle: Clef should get taller that way if they dance his feet will touch the ground.
Hikaru: You know Ascot is pretty tall maybe Umi should go out with him.
Eagle: I agree sweetie *drinks coffee* Let's bring out are next guest FUU
Geo: Here we have Fuu a smart girl who has one hell of a HOT SISTER!!!!!!
Fuu: HELLO EAGLE-CHAN!
Eagle: Fuu you look splendid like your hair.
Eagle: SO what do you think. Why does umi like clef?
Fuu: Miss Umi-chan is has been experiencing momenterial feelins for Clef-san and I belive
her disobedient behavior in the begining was just to hide her true feelings for Clef-san
*everyone fell asleep*
Please stand by.
Lady Aska: Tired of people bossing you around? Tired of being unable to fight? Well heres
the solution. PAPER AND BRUSH!
Sang yung: *mouth drops* Paper and Brush does it really work?
Lady Aska: Of course it does. Paper and Brushlet's you fight and protect yourself.
Chang Ang: What are you doing... Give back that paper and brush!
Lady Aska: *makes a Sang yung on the paper and it attack Chang Ang* See it works perfectly!
Sang Yung: Where cam I buy this?
Lady Aska: Its not sold in stores. But you can order by just calling 1-800-555-5555 and its
only $19.95 Get this if you call know will send you another brush and the giude of how to
use Paper and brush ABSOLUTLY FREE!
Sang Yung: *gasps* FREE!?
Lady Aska: YEAH FREE and that's a $40 value! So call!
Tarta: Hi I'm Tarta
Tatra: And I'm Tatra
Both: and were staring in a all new show called Chizeta's Magic Knights!
Tatra: Really Tarta wants some tea *drinks tea*
Tarta: OH SHUT UP WERE DOING A COMERCIAL!
Tatra: Oh how could you make your big sister cry. *cries*
Tarta: Watch us on channel 121 thw all Chizeta Channel all the Time.
Tatra: Its gonna be FUN!
And know back to Drinking Coffee with Eagle
Geo: EAGLE WAKE UP WERE BACK!
Eagle: Huh oh right well let's bring out are next guest Umi. UMI!!!!
Geo: Here comes Umi the tallest of the three knights. She looks like a modle and she has
captured the hearts of two people.
Umi: Hello Eagle.
Eagle: Okay Umi before you tell us why you like Clef let's see if the audience has some
Fuu: *coughs* Eagle-san do you have any water.
Eagle: FERIO GET THE LADY SOME WATER!
Ferio: *comes out with a glass of water* Hey baby
Fuu: Hello Ferio-kun *drinks her water and starts kissing Ferio
Eagle: HEY HEY HEY STOP! SECURITY!
Lafarga: *prys Ferio off of and drags Him off stage*
Eagle: okay questions from the audience.
Zazu: *raises his hand* HIKARU WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME!!!
Eagle: ZAZU THESE ARE QUESTIONS FOR UMI!
Zazu: *growls and pulls out some beer*
Eagle: Don't you drink that! SECURITY GET HIM OUT OF HERE!
Lantis: *walks out and drags Zazu then sees Hikaru* Hey baby.
Hikaru: Hi Lantis.
Lantis: Call me tonight *gives him his phone number*
Eagle: LANTIS GET OUT OF HERE!!!!
Lantis: *smiles and leaves*
Ascot: *raises his hand* UMI PLEASE LOVE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! *runs on stage and hugs her*
Umi: Oh Ascot! *kisses Ascot*
Eagle: HEY! THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE WHY UMI LIKES CLEF!
Umi: WHO CARES ABOUT CLEF! I'M GOING TO LIKE ASCOT JUST LIKE IN THE MANGA! *kisses Ascot*
Eagle: But you never... ahh forget it lets bring out the EMINEM!
Geo: Uh Eagle Eminem isn't coming he found someplace better to preform.
Eagle: damn... uh who can we get then.
Hikaru: EAGLE YOU SING!!!!
Eagle: ME well sure I could do that... HEY WAIT FORGET THE BAND LETS just give are final
thoughts. Hikaru your first.
Hikaru: *Is talking to Lantis*
Hikaru: *jumps in Lantis's arms* I LOVE LANTIS!!! *runs off anf get married*
Eagle: OKay how about you Fuu... Fuu *sees a sign saying back in 10 minutes* What the...
*looks offstage and sees Fuu with Ferio* Oh boy how about you Umi.
Umi: ASCOT AND UMI FOREVER!
Eagle: Okay let's just end the show.
Geo: We can't... We have ten minutes.
Eagle: *sighs* great.
Clef: *pos his head out* Is it time for my cue.
Eagle: CLEF SING A SONG KNOW!!!!
Clef: okay uh... *puts on a straw hat with red white and blue on it and takes out a cane*
HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY HELLO MY DARLING...
Eagle: SING SOMETHING ELSE!
Clef: DID YOU EVER KNOW THAT YOUR MY HERO!!!!
Eagle: *vien bulge out* SOMETHING ELSE!
Clef: OH THE SUN WILL COME OUT TOMARROW TOMARROW TOMARROW!
*Lafarga and Caldina are kissing*
Lafarga: Whoops be back in a sec. *drags Clef off stage*
Clef: *comes back* OH THE SUN WILL COME OUT TOMARROW TOMARROW!
*Lafarga comes back and drags him offstage*
Eagle: Okay its time for me to...
Clef: *comes back* OH THE SUN WILL COME OUT TOMARROW TOMARROW TOMARROW!
Eagle: AHHH! *takes Clef and throws him out the window* Okay as I was saying its time for my
final thoughts. I think its time for me to take a long break away from this place. Good Night
Geo: Drinking Coffee with Eagle is a filmed in front of a live studio audience. And sponsered
by the Princess Hikaru broad casting corperation. *heres a loud bang*
Clef: HA HA HA! OH THE SUN WILL COME OUT TOMARROW TOMARROW TOMARROW!
Princess Hikaru: Oh I just loved it. We should do a weekly episode.
Eagle: *drinks some coffee* How about no.
Princess Hikaru: It was a big hit the ratings are up.
Eagle: Well get someone else to host the show.
Princess Hikaru: Like who?
Nova Forever: ME NOVA FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Princess Hikaru: *shoves her in a closet* Nova get bent.
Princess Hikaru: Oh boy well we need a new host...
Geo: Oh god welcome to DRINK COFFEE WITH ,,, CLEF
Clef: OH THE SUN WILL COME OUT TOMARROW TOMARROW TOMARROW!
Princess Hikaru: *watches Clef sing* I'm ending this show *pulls the plug and everything