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Drinking Coffee with Eagle
Geo- Hello and welcome to another edition of DRINKING COFFEE WITH EAGLE IN
*Music plays and everyone is dressed in a Chizeta type outfit *
Geo- With the cast of the magic knight of fire, HIKARU SHIDOU!
Geo- The magic knight of water, UMI RYUZAKKI!
Umi- I'M NUMBER ONE I'M NUMBER ONE!
Geo- *sweat drop * The Magic Knight of wind FUU HOUOUGI!
Fuu- *is busy studying * I'm busy I need to get an "A" on my test so I can
become a SYSTEMS ENGINEER! Then I won't have to work here anymore!
Primera- *shouts from the side * GO ON! COME ON THE MUSIC IS RUNNING OUT!
Geo- Oh yeah okay.. From Cephiro the Mysterious and Handsome Swordsman
FERIO.. Wait a minute. that sounded so.
Ferio- *looks scared * Ugh. Geo.
Geo- I swear I didn't write it! I don't think you're handsome at all!
Ferio- Uh. I'm UGLY *goes in the corner and cries *
Geo- NO! NO! I didn't mean your ugly your. UH FUU PLEASE TELL FERIO IS NOT
Fuu- LEAVE ME ALONE! I AM STUDYING! *Glares coldly at everyone *
Geo- *hides under his desk * She scares me
Primera- *screams and causes Geo to hit his head *
Geo- *smashes head * OW!!!!!!!!!! WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG?
Primera- The music ran out.
Geo- *falls down and twitches *
Primera- *rewinds it * Okay finish it up!
Geo- And then there is Caldina, Presea, Nova, Lantis, Lafarga, Ascot and
blah! Blah! Blah! Whatever it says about them. And here is your host EAGLE
VISION OF AUTOZAM!
Eagle- *mumbles * about time. HELLO AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER EDITION OF
DRINKING COFFEE WITH EAGLE.
Crowd minus Zazu- WOOO!!! EAGLE! EAGLE! EAGLE!
Eagle- *sees Zazu not cheering * What's wrong now?
Zazu- I want to be part of the damn show okay!
Eagle- Jeez, talk to Princess Hikaru about it!
*phone rings *
Shidou, Hikaru- it is Shidou Hikaru-chan to you Eagle-kun!
Eagle- Whatever -chan!
Caldina- Hey, Eagle tell them who the guests are! We only have 3 minutes
until the commercial.
Eagle- GRR!!! IF GEO DIDN'T CALL FERIO HANDSOME AND WASTE ALL THIS TIME WE
WOULDN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM!
Ferio- Does that mean you think I'm ugly too? *Cries and goes into a corner
Eagle- growls and veins bulge out * SECURITY!
Nova- Yeah boss?
Eagle- Do me a favor and slap some sense into Ferio!
Nova- Okay chief! *takes some loose change and slaps Ferio with it *
Eagle- *stares * Not only was that a cheesy joke I didn't mean to SLAP HIM!
Clef- *bursts in from the ceiling wearing a space suit * I WILL SING!
Nova- OH NO YOU WON'T! *Punches him into space AGAIN! *
Caldina- Well now. this is interesting. UH I mean eagle 30 seconds until
Eagle- OKAY WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW! THE PRINCESSES OF CHIZETA ARE HERE! TARTA
Zazu- Hey can I have an application for the show?
Presea- I think I have one.
Eagle- *pushes Presea off stage * NO SHE DOESN'T! TO THE COMMERCIAL!
Aska- HEY EVRYONE! GUESS WHAT!
Sang Yung- What is it?
Aska- WE GOT A NEW SHIPMENT OF PAPER AND BRUSH!
Sang Yung- *mouth drops * REALLY THEN THAT MEANS?
Aska- That's right! MORE FOR ALL YOU SAPS. I mean stupid. I mean people who
haven't bought any.
Sang Yung- YES AND LIKE ALWAYS ITS ONLY $19.95!
*Muffled voice comes from closet behind them *
Aska- *sweat drop * Uh that's all for today!
Chang Ang- WAIT UNTIL I GET OUT OF HERE YOU BRATS! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!
Tarta- Hey, were not going to have a commercial like usual because were on
the DRINKING COFFEE WITH EAGLE SHOW! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Tatra- Watch your accent Tarta!
*Clef bursts in *
Clef- HA! HA! HA! NOW I CAN TAKE CONTROL OF THIS COMMERCIAL!
Tarta- GRR! NEVER INTERRUPT ME! *kicks Clef out the window of the studio *
Nova- WHERE IS HE?
Tarta- I took care of him.
Nova- Okay cool! *leaves *
*end of the commercial *
Geo- WELCOME BACK TO DRINKING COFFEE WITH EAGLE! AND HERE IS YOUR HOST,
Fuu- GEO-SAN!!! SHUT UP! I'm STUDYING!
Geo- *gulps *
Ferio- I'm ugly. I'm ugly!!!!
Eagle- *ties up Presea and gags her *
Hikaru- Eagle why are you tying up Presea?
Eagle- Shhhh! I don't want Zazu working here. All he'll do is buy booze!
Hikaru- I see.
Umi- *brushes her hair while Ascot watches * Oh Ascot I love my hair
Ascot- I love you!
Umi- ASCOT! *jumps in his arms and topples him over while kissing him *
Eagle- Anyway. I'd like to introduce our guests. Geo!
Geo- *sees Fuu glaring at him *
Geo- *is gone *
Eagle- I need better *sees Zazu * EVERYTHING IS PERFECT! TARTA AND TATRA
GET OUT HERE NOW!
Fuu- Eagle. SHUT UP I NEED AN A!!! *fire comes out of no where and devil
horns come out of her head *
Eagle- * Gulp*
Tarta and Tatra- THANK YOU!
Tatra- Um. Eagle can I have some tea?
Tarta- GRR! SHUT UP TATRA!
Tatra- *goes and cries in the corner with Ferio *
Eagle- I need a vacation! *groans *
Lafarga- *comes out with some tea for Tatra *
Tatra- THANK YOU SWEETIE! *hugs him *
Caldina- OH NO YOU DON'T! *Comes out and starts a fight with Tatra * HE'S
Audience- JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
Eagle- THIS IS NOT THE SPRINGER SHOW!
Audience- Sorry. EAGLE! EAGLE! EAGLE!
Eagle- Much better!
Lantis- *rolls his eyes and leaves *
Hikaru- Lantis where are you going?
Lantis- I QUIT!
Zazu- . THERE'S AN OPENING!!!!!!!!!!
Eagle- jumps on his back * NO LANTIS PLEASE!!! HERE HAVE SOME MONEY! *gives
him a sack of money *
Lantis- Okay. I'll stay.
Eagle- *sighs with relief *
Ferio- I quit! Not even money can bring me back! You all think I'm ugly.
Eagle- *gasps * NO!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuu- *growls * WHAT IS ALL THE RACKET! Oh Ferio. *sees him in a cute outfit
from Chizeta * YOU LOOK SO CUTE!
Ferio- *sees Fuu in her Chizeta outfit * YOUR DEAD SEXY!
*they jump into each others arms and kiss each other *
Ferio- I'll stay! *runs off with Fuu *
*suddenly Clef comes crashing down and lands on Tarta *
Clef- I MADE IT! NOW I WILL SING!
Nova- NO YOU WON'T!
Tarta- WHY YOU LITTLE OLD JERK!
*both Nova and Tarta grab clef and shove him out the window and he lands
into a dumpster *
Eagle- Wow. hey Tarta want a job?
Eagle- Uh. never mind. end the show! GEO! *runs out of the studio and into
his FTO *
Geo- *isn't around *
Primera- Ugh.. This is for this edition of Drinking coffee with Eagle. BYE!
Hikaru and Lantis- BYE!
Umi and Ascot- BYE!
Caldina and Tatra- *still fighting *
Presea- *still tied up * MMPH!!!!! (GET ME OUT OF HERE!)
Nova and Tarta- COME HERE CLEF!
Clef- *screams like a girl *
Lafarga- *shrugs *
Shidou Hikaru- Well. this was interesting! Hee hee!
Eagle- I deserve a raise!
Shidou Hikaru- Okay only if you do the next show someplace cool!
Shidou Hikaru- I don't know just do it Eagle! *glomps him *
Eagle- Ugh.. Jeez what I'll do for money!