I don’t own Katamari Damacy or any of the characters.

Today is the Prince’s birthday; we wonder what we should get him. He’s growing so fast, yet he’s still so cute! But…what to get him? Maybe we should ask the cousins. Maybe they will know.

First we asked Ace. It took us a couple tries to decipher his mumbling; speak up, Ace! He said we should give The Prince a spikier butt. We didn’t think that was such a good idea (It would be painful for us when The Prince settles down on our lap for storytime). So we went to find the next cousin.

Next we asked Colombo. He suggested that we give The Prince a razor. We were appalled! A razor-sharp razor for our dear little Prince?! What would he shave?! Colombo then said that it would be he that would be shaved with the razor-sharp razor. We suggested that he find a safer method of hair removal.

We found Ichigo next, so we decided to ask her next. Ichigo was angry when we asked her; she wanted to know why we never asked her what she wanted. We said that it was because she was a weird strawberry thing.

We then asked June. June giggled and replied that we should give the Prince a new raincoat. That was the best idea we had heard all day. As a reward for offering such a good idea, we decided to tell her a joke. “Why did the chicken cross the road?” “Because we were chasing it!” June looked at us and scolded us for being mean to the chicken. We are so misunderstood.

We found a weird macho thing next. We asked him what we should get The Prince. He said that we should give The Prince weights. We didn’t like that idea at all; there should be only one weird macho thing in the universe.

In the end, none of the cousin’s ideas were any good. So, we decided to give The Prince a katamari to make his own present with ! We are so smart !