Me: OKAY! I got sort of bored of writing my other fanfiction, so I decided to start another one!!

Fans: Uh huh. You’re lame, you know that?

Me: YES, I KNOW! I KNOW! YOU DON’T HAVE TO TELL ME!!! –sobs-

Fans: oO Anyways…let the fanfiction begin, then.

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN KINGDOM HEARTS!!! --

On Destiny Islands, Sora, Kairi, and Riku were hanging down at the beach, chatting about random things while watching Tidus get beaten up by Wakka. Poor Tidus was trying to hide behind a tree, while Wakka laughed evilly and threw his blitzball at the tree over and over again. The tree was starting to fall over, unfortunately for Tidus.

“…and then, I tossed the banana peel at her and she went flying! It was awesome!” Riku said excitedly to Sora and Kairi.

“Even more awesome than my hair?” Sora asked with wide eyes and a bewildered face.

Riku nodded slowly, his expression serious. “Now that’s…awesome.” Sora said slowly. “I can’t believe you won at Mario Kart Double Dash against SELPHIE, though. She’s like…the best of the best on the island!”

Riku looked proud. “It was nothing,” he said coolly in his Riku-y way.

All of a sudden, dark clouds started to form in the sky, and lightning bolts shot down, shining brightly. All of the teenagers looked up, wondering where the crap the storm came from. Tidus, Wakka, and Selphie, whom had appeared out of nowhere, ran over to the trio, and they all watched the storm curiously.

The song Byakuya (True Light) from D.N. Angel started to play in the background, and a figure descended from the sky on a cloud. A lone light shone on her, and about 4387 seconds later, the she landed on the beach where the teenagers had gathered. Once she landed, the sky cleared up and the sun happily came out again.

The girl had long, black hair with silver highlights, and had red eyes. She wore a black dress and a black cape. She stared at all of the people surrounding her for about a full minute, then she smiled. “What’s up, peeps?” she said enthusiastically.

The group twitched in unison. “Uh…what was with that storm?” Kairi asked.

“Don’t you like my dramatic effects?” the girl asked, tossing her hair over her shoulder. “I scared the crap outta Voldemort once with one of my entrances, but that was more of special effects than dramatic effects. The man never grew hair again after that. What a shame.” The girl sighed, shaking her head.

Sora screamed. “DON’T TAKE AWAY MY HAIR!!!” he broke into sobs, while Kairi patted him gently on the back. “Don’t worry; she won’t do anything to your hair. Right?” Kairi raised an eyebrow at the girl.

The girl raised an eyebrow back. “I think I’m the one who gives orders here, but since his hair is oh-so-gravity-defying-and-spiky, I won’t do anything to it. By the way, the name’s Isuzu.” The girl added.

Wakka raised his hand, and Isuzu nodded at him. “Yes, Wakka?” she asked.

“I just wanted to say that THOSE EFFECTS WERE AWESOME!!! Will you keep doing them?” he asked, face radiant and shining.

Isuzu smiled. “Of course, Wakka. They are my specialty, after all.”

Riku narrowed his eyes. “How do you know our names?” he asked suspiciously.

“I’m the authoress. That means I have total control over your lives, actions, speech, talents, schedule, and anything else you can think of. I also know all information available about you guys.” She replied coolly, staring at him with those creepy red eyes of hers.

Riku blinked. “Um…okay.” He stuttered.

“Good, now that that has been taken care of, I will explain why I’ve come here,” Isuzu said swiftly. “You guys will be participating in my little multiple day sleepover, along with the other guests I have invited. You have half an hour right now to go pack and do whatever you have to do before we leave. Gather your things and meet me right here. Understood?”

A mumble of “Yes” rippled through the group, and they started trudging off to their houses.

Kairi’s house…

“Hm…okay, I think that’s good.” Kairi was standing over her suitcase, which was filled with a bunch of outfits that were completely identical, which was her pink outfit. Also inside the suitcase was a cluster of similarly colored items, which included her toothbrush, hair brush, shampoo bottle, pencils, pencilcase, notebook, teddy bear, paper fan, you get the idea.

She looked at her pink clock. “Better head out now,” she muttered to herself, and started dragging her –pink- suitcase downstairs.

Riku’s house…

“Hey Sora, you think that’s good?” Riku asked his best friend, who was sitting on a nearby chair and reading Doraemon. He had already packed before invading Riku’s house.

Sora looked up from his comic. “Whoa, why do you have such a huge luggage bag?!” he exclaimed, almost falling out of his chair.

Riku ran his hand through his hair. “My hair needs ALL the products I use everyday to stay in perfect shape,” he said, striking a pose that was so beautiful that it blinded a squirrel that was sitting outside.

Sora blinked, obviously unaffected. “Okay…so your hair doesn’t stay naturally good looking, like mine?” he asked, grinning a little.

“You don’t use mousse?!” Riku dropped out of his pose from shock.

“Nope, it’s naturally spiky. Got it from my mom’s side,” Sora replied cheerfully. “We better get going now. We’ve got just enough time to get down to the beach.”

Sora started down the stairs with his normal sized suitcase, but was almost killed as Riku accidentally dropped his suitcase down the steps.

Selphie’s house…

Selphie was lying on her bed, daydreaming again. “Hm…” she sighed as she cupped her hands on her face.

All of a sudden, Tidus ran into Selphie’s room. “SELPHIE!!! WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOWN THERE IN 2 MINUTES!!!” he screamed at her.

“Oh...okay.” she replied calmly after a moment of silence, then went back to daydreaming.

“Selphie, we have to be there on time!!!” Tidus whined, looking scared.

“Why? I don’t think Isuzu would be that mad if we were a couple of minutes late…”

“She has total control over us, remember?!” Tidus was fidgeting madly. “I don’t care anymore if you’re going, I’m leaving right now!” he ran quickly down the stairs and left the house, dashing for the scheduled meeting place.

Selphie blinked slowly, then sighed. “I better get going, then.” She took out a suitcase and threw a couple of things in there, then locked up her house and walked in the direction Tidus had left.

Wakka’s house…

“This should do it, ya?” Wakka said out loud, gazing at his suitcase proudly. It was perfectly organized, complete with three of his many blitzballs.

He looked at the clock. “Got 15 minutes…better head down there, ya? Don’t wanna miss Isuzu’s big entrance.” He smiled and started down his flight of stairs, humming happily to himself.

At the beach, the teenagers were gathered at the exact spot where they were about half an hour ago, waiting for Isuzu. They didn’t have to wait long; all of a sudden, the ocean in front of them started producing a fabulous water show, and a giant fountain of water shot up into the sky, carrying Isuzu at the top. The fountain slowly descended while moving forward towards the beach. When it arrived at the beach, Isuzu jumped down from it, and the water became as it was before.

Wakka clapped enthusiastically, looking like he just won the lotto. The other people just looked at him weirdly. “What, I like it, ya?”

Isuzu smiled warmly at Wakka. “Thank you, Wakka. I’m glad SOMEONE enjoys my entrances.” She glared at the rest of the group, who were looking down and shuffling their feet, not wanting to meet her deadly eyes.

“Well, let’s not waste any more time—we will now head over to the sleepover!” Isuzu announced, snapping her fingers. As soon as she did, everyone disappeared along with their luggage, and a puff of red smoke was all that was left behind.