Another Davy Jones fic for you all. These are twenty of my favorite ways to annoy the heck outta Davy Jones!

Diclaimer: Not mine.

20 Ways to Annoy Davy Jones

Number One: Pound on the door of his cabin and then run. Repeat every few minutes.

Number Two: Pour salt on him and see what happens.

Number Three: Slap him several times over the head, telling him that there was a bug on him.

Number Four: Push him overboard.

Number Five: Whenever he is within earshot, never stop talking about how much you love calamari.

Number Six: Tell him that Calypso wants to meet with him at the nearest Starbucks and then laugh as he is dragged away by a SWAT team.

Number Seven: Call him "Squidly", "Dr. Claw" or "Captain Calamari".

Number Eight: Push him overboard during a storm.

Number Nine: Put a plastic lobsterband around his claw while he's sleeping.

Number Ten: Kick him in the crotch and run.

Number Eleven: Constantly nag at him about how sleeping hunched over at his organ is bad for his health.

Number Twelve: Go up to him like you have something really important to say to him, but then "forget" at the last second.

Number Thirteen: Push him overboard during a storm while strapped to a cannon.

Number Fourteen: Tie his tentacles in a square knot.

Number Fifteen: Steal his hat and run around the ship with it while singing "Yo-ho, yo-ho, and pirate's life for me!" at the top of your lungs.

Number Sixteen: Pick a word; any word. Whenever he says that word, scream as loud as you possibly can.

Number Seventeen: Throw dirt at him.

Number Eighteen: Take everything he says literally.

Number Nineteen: Take everything he says metaphorically.

Number Twenty: Push him overboard during a storm while strapped to a cannon that is covered in chocolate.

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