Ahahaha the randomness of us facepalm This is some random thing my friend and I did cuz we were bored…we don’t own CSI, we just love it. Anyway, doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like Nick?

Uh, Uh.

Oh, baby.

Huh, Nick?

I know you like Nick.

I know like Nick.

I know ya do.

I know ya do.

That's why whenever he comes around you're all over him.

And I know you want Nick.

I know you want Nick.

It's easy to see.

It's easy to see.

And in the back of your mind I know you should be on with Nick.

Doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like Nick?

Doncha wish your girlfriend was a freak like Nick?

Doncha?

Doncha?

Doncha wish your girlfriend was raw like Nick?

Doncha wish your girlfriend was fun like Nick?

Doncha?

Doncha?

Fight the feeling.

Fight the feeling.

Leave it alone.

Leave it alone.

Cuz if it ain't Nick it just ain't enough to leave a happy home.

Let's keep it friendly.

Let's keep it friendly.

You'll have to play fair.

You'll have to play fair.

See, I don't care, but I know she ain't gonna want to share.

Doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like Nick?

Doncha wish your girlfriend was a freak like Nick?

Like Nick.

Doncha?

Doncha, baby?

Doncha?

Alright, sing.

Doncha wish your girlfriend was raw like Nick?

Raw.

Doncha wish your girlfriend was fun like Nick?

Baby, doncha?

Doncha?

I know he's on your mind, I know you'd have a good time.

He's your friend, he's fun and he's fine, I ain't lyin'.

Look at Nick. You ain't blind.

I know he's on your mind, I know you'd have a good time.

He's your friend, he's fun and he's fine, I ain't lyin'.

Look at Nick. You ain't blind.

See, we all love him.

We all love him.

I understand.

I understand.

I'd probably be just as crazy about him if he were my own man.

Maybe next lifetime.

Maybe next lifetime.

Possibly.

Possibly.

Until then, oh friend, your secret is safe with me.

Shh, hot.

Doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like Nick?

Doncha wish your girlfriend was a freak like Nick?

Like Nick.

Doncha?

Doncha, baby?

Doncha?

Alright, sing.

Doncha wish your girlfriend was raw like Nick?

Raw.

Doncha wish your girlfriend was fun like Nick?

Baby, doncha?

Doncha?