Homecoming Chapter Five

Author: Oh gosh I’ll be updating this story for two chapters today! –Smiles-

Ichigo: -sniffles- why me? Oh god what did I do to deserve this?

Hichigo: Beccaaaa Ichigay gave me a bruise! O

Author: hey you’re the one who got violent with him! He only defended himself!

Hichigo: What the hell ever!

Ichigo: LET’S JUST GET ON WITH THE STORY!

Author: Damn. No need to pms on us xD

Hichigo: -dyeing of laughter-

Ichigo: ///////

Chapter Five- First Date

Ichigo sat on the couch in his living room, chewing his lip nervously. He wasn’t nervous about the date, he was nervous about his father meeting Hichigo. Hichigo… wasn’t exactly the boy you brought home to dad. Sure, Isshin was very approving of Ichigo’s strange lifestyle but he was really hard on his boyfriends. He guessed it’d be the same with girlfriends but he had never had one.

Ichigo’s eyes lit up as he heard the doorbell ring, but quickly backed down as his father headed for the door. Isshin gave a disapproving look to the boy standing in front of him, moving aside for him to walk in. Ichigo’s eyes lit up as he saw his new boyfriend walk in. He was wearing a black tank top that said ‘Not a Slave to a God who Doesn’t exist.’, Tripp pants (1) with green lining, black and neon rainbow arm warmers, and converse with black and blue striped stalkings. He smiled as Hichigo took a seat next to him, a warm kiss placed on his cheek. Isshin sat directly across from them, giving Hichigo a glare of daddy death.

“So Hichigo…tell me about yourself!” Isshin said, offering a smile.

Ichigo nodded at Hichigo, giving him a nervous smile. Hichigo sat back, his arm placed securely around Ichigo’s shoulders.

“Well…what would you like to know ?” he asked casually, a smirk on his face.

Ichigo gave a small sigh, the words ‘dead meat’ flashing in his head as Hichigo’s lips took on that sexy dangerous smirk.

“Well…what’re you interested in? Do you have a job? What are your plans for the future? Are you going to f…” Isshin was cut off by Ichigo squeaking with embarrassment. “NOT THAT QUESTION DADDY!!” he squealed, turning bright red.

Hichigo blinked, deciding to answer all the questions.

“I’m interested in music and your son. No, I’m only fifteen. My plans are to work at the comic book store and play in a band. Yes, I’m probably going to fuck your kid weather you like it or not.” He finished the last sentence, sticking his tongue out.

Ichigo turned bright red, giving Hichigo a ‘run as fast as you can’ look. He looked back at his father to see him SMILING??

“Um…daddy please don’t be too hard on him..?” he asked innocently, looking back and forth between the two.

Isshin just laughed, leaning over the table and ruffling his child’s hair. “Don’t worry daddy won’t kill your new boyfriend. Just don’t let him get too far on the first date my lovely Ichigo.”

Ichigo smiled brightly, jumping up and hugging his father. “Now go have fun.” Isshin said in almost a commanding voice, pointing to the door. Ichigo nodded, grabbing Hichigo by the hand and running towards the door, his pink and black skirt going up slightly as he did.

As they stepped outside, Hichigo immediately put his hand protectively around his boyfriend’s waist.

“You’re dad….is pleasant...” he said after a moment, cringing.

The man did seem very…flaming for a straight guy. Metro sexual probably. He was still curious about Ichigo’s mom but deciding not to ask. Ichigo giggled, shrugging.

“He’s okay. Just a little protective.” Was all he said, leaning his head against Hichigo.

This was going to turn out to be the perfect date after all.

Hichigo: I saw this coming.

Ichigo: -hides behind Hichigo-

Author: So…I worked really hard on a new story (go look) yeah I know it’s way OOC and its KenIchi but c’mon guys. If you really look at me as an author, why don’t you look at my other stuff? I know it’s different but c’mon! At least show a little respect. If I don’t get at least five more reviews on that story I’m not updating this story for awhile. I wanna see how much you guys really respect me, or if you even take time to read the story for what it’s worth. Okay I’m done.

Hichigo: bye all!

Ichigo: Till next time! –waves-