Hey everyone. So here is chapter one of Bay Café. LoL. Sorry for any mistakes. I’m not gonna be online for a while since Harry Potter is coming out, and I’ma be in a temporary Potter-Hibernation. Lol. Yup, gonna be doing nothing but reading, why? Because I don’t want my story ruined! (Me: is paranoid about spoilers)

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Naruto rolled his eyes. He was being lectured on carrying his fare share of the project. Health Ed was a class he and Kiba often skipped. He had just realized they had a project on condoms. His teacher took the liberty of placing him and his friend in the same group as Sakura and Hinata. It wasn’t a choice the students’ could take part in. It was something their Sensei had decided.

“Don’t roll your eyes at me!” Sakura snapped. She and Hinata had been researching like crazy. They had given him and dog-boy all the facts, percentages, theories, religious background, political view, debates and popularity notes on the condom. She expected them to put it together to present to the class. Now, however, they were stuck in health ed. Why? Because the idiot to her left had forgotten all about it.

“You gave us the information yesterday!” Kiba tried to defend his friend. There was no way he was going to let a prissy pop princess tell him what to do!

“No, I gave it to you on Tuesday…Yesturday, you weren’t in class…” She fumed. It was Thursday. “Tomorrow is presentation!” Naruto was lucky he was off. His boss knew finals were coming up and gave him a small vacation. He swore to make it up with full hours during the summer. He was working part-time at the moment.

“Well it seems you’re the only one complaining.” Naruto eyed Hinata whom blushed and looked away. They were sitting on the floor in the middle of their class room. It was after school and they had gotten special permission to be there. The rest of the teachers were gone and the only responsible adult available was the janitor. But they were 17. Besides Hinata was the most reliable student there. And despite her popularity, Sakura had quite the reputation of singing like a canary. (Mafia’s term for a snitch)

“Hinata!” She gave the shy girl a temporary glare. The poor girl quickly looked away. She didn’t want any part in this. She didn’t mind doing the job, after all, she had done more than the protesting princess to her right.

She sighed as she looked at Naruto. He had gotten a lot taller since last year. He was growing pretty fast. She still remembered him being the small runt she always loved. Now he passed even Sakura. His height was pretty average for a boy. The only male taller than the Uzumaki was his nemesis.

Her gaze reached the floor. In the middle of their circle, laid a large piece of cardboard, some printed facts sheets, markers, a few colorful pictures on the subject, scissors and glue. Since everyone else was too busy fighting, she got started.

Kiba felt a strange pang of guilt as he saw the Hyuuga begin to finish what was left of their project. And although he didn’t want to admit, that was his and Naruto’s responsibility. “Can you pass me the scissors?” He whispered as he came to a conclusion. Hinata looked at him and smiled, causing his heart to flutter. Naruto and Sakura were oblivious to the two as Sakura reminded him of all the times he had flaked in a group and how the team had to carry his share of the deal. Kiba banged the glue as hard as he could, next to Naruto distracting their fight. “Were done, can we please get started on practice?” Sakura was shocked and Naruto was amazed. It was beautiful. All the facts were aligned in their proper category.

“Ahem, yes well, I guess we can.” Sakura’s nose was high in the air as she looked away. She expected her female comrade to show more backbone, but this WAS Hinata. Even if the world depended on the blond doing the project, she would probably do it for him, or hand it to him 2/3rds completed.

They spent the rest of the class reciting their lines. “Oh, look at my cock! Its orange! Ouch!” Sakura slapped the backside of Naruto’s head. He was playing with the plastic penis, they were supposed to be using to demonstrate how to affectively, put or remove, a condom. It was Hinata’s job to recite the history of the condom, Kiba’s to discus the political viewpoint on the subject, Sakura’s to discuss the religious reasons as well as the effectiveness of the condom, along with theories and Naruto’s job was to discuss it’s popularity rate, and demonstrate how to put one on. Why? Because he was no shy guy.

Once, the teacher had tried to make a point by saying, “You are all not ready for sex because whomever has the guts to stand here (in the middle of class) and strip knows not to be shy in bed.” Unfortunantly the stupid kitsune had been present and blew off her point by stating:

“I’ll strip.” He ran to the center and began to slowly unzip his coat. He looked at his gaping sensei and smirked. “Can I get a song? I prefer Right Said Fred’s I’m too sexy.”

“Uzumaki, get back in your seat!” She glared. How dare he blow off her point like that!

It had taken them a while to get it, but they finally had their cues memorized after an hour of rehearsal. Now all they had to do was memorize their lines, but they could do that at home. Sakura got the presentation a nice little spot, at the far end corner of their class. It would be stupid to take it home and then return it. Naruto and Kiba got ready to leave. Hinata got her stuff ready as well.

The door slammed, causing all to turn to its direction. Sasuke stood there, a bit pissed off. Judging by his look, it had something to do with Naruto. The door handle fell. Their teacher had warned them about slamming doors. Not that the bastard would know since he didn’t take health ed. Shizune Sensei would be really mad, if she were to find out. Naruto gulped. No one knew about Sasuke’s status of him as his boss. Although they had visited Bay Café. It was a complicated relationship the kitsune didn’t want his classmates to find out.

“Uzumaki!” He began. Sakura ran to his side.

“Sasuke-kun!” She was about to hug him when he suddenly gave her the coldest glare she had ever seen. She stopped in her tracks. This affection made the Uzumaki hate the Teme even more. Here he was longing to be with Sakura, and she wanted this asshole. He was always cold to her. Why? She was hot. He would do anything to be with her.

“What do you want?” The Uzumaki growled to the patient Uchiha. Kiba was at the edge of his feet, he waited for the raven to do one wrong move. He had been itching to kick his ass ever since he had transferred. Sasuke wasn’t welcomed. He didn’t have any friends. They were more like acquaintances. He had intellectual conversations with certain students like his cousin Hyuuga Neji, and sometimes even Nara Shikamaru. He also got along with Sabaku No Gaara. They hung out, in silence. Gaara left him alone, and he returned the favor. They were loners. And although he didn’t want to admit it, Gaara was a natural fan girl repellent. He creeped them out.

Sasuke signaled for Naruto to come over. Being his boss, enabled him to tell the kitsune what to do.

“What!” He asked rudely. Naruto didn’t like him. He had stated that the moment they had met. He had tried to get along with the bastard but the asshole didn’t care.

‘”I detest liars. If you hate me, tell it to my face. Don’t do it behind my back, Uzuratonkachi.”’ The words still rung clear. Sasuke did many things he didn’t like. Mainly because he was rude to him and other employees. And as promised, he had fired an employee whom didn’t like him, but was a hypocrite to his face. Kabuto didn’t last long. Naruto wasn’t used to lying either. He had nothing to hide, and when he argued with Sasuke, they usually did it in the back with the radio on, so no one could hear them. He was surprised he hadn’t gotten fired yet.

“I want you to work tomorrow.” He began.

“But tomorrow is Friday and I’m still on vacation!” The kitsune whispered furiously. He knew his companions were BS-ing (BS - Bull Shit) what they were doing. It was obvious they were straining their ears to hear their conversation. All three were rummaging through their things as silent as possible. Hinata was kneeling on the floor, going through her backpack, with Kiba by her side, copying her gestures, and Sakura had gone back to their project, pretended to fix it.

“Hn, well pretty soon you’ll be taking a paid-less vacation if you don’t do what I say. It’s just Fridays and Saturdays.”

“What?! But I have school on weekdays so I can’t do anything on Sunday since I have to rest for finals!” Why was it so hard for him to understand? He was a student too.

“Would you rather work somewhere else?” He had him pinned against an imaginary wall.

“No.” He looked down, defeated…

“Then I suggest you shut up and do what I say!” Sasuke lowly snapped back. He kept Naruto’s secret well hidden. No one knew he was his boss but that didn’t mean he didn’t push him around. He loved making him mad. It amused him.

He turned around and began to walk away. Once he reached the door, he realized the knob had fell.

“What the hell is wrong with this thing?” He asked loudly. Naruto was closest. He shook his head.

“You broke it, asshole…” He stated.

“Naruto!” Sakura warned. She didn’t let anyone insult Sasuke in her presence.

Sasuke looked at him and glared. He picked it up and placed it on again. He tried to open it. It didn’t work.

“Um…The j-janitor is still outside…He could get us out.” Hinata muttered lowly. Kiba whom was the closest one, heard her.

“Yeah, the janitor could do it!”

“I passed him. He is in the other building.” Their school consisted on three separate buildings. Collingwood, MacArthur and Leavenworth st. They were all in order. MacArthur was the center building. They were in Collingwood.

“Which building?” Sakura asked. They had two tunnels, since students weren’t allowed to leave school grounds. (Basically the school is so big, it fills in whole street blocks, and thus each street is a building.)

“Leavenworth.” He stated indifferently. They all sighed. It was going to be a while, before the janitor noticed them. Sasuke sat at a desk closest to the door. Sakura was about to go sit next to him, but remembered his glare, and decided to change her mind. They all simultaneously pulled out their cell phones. They had forgotten about the recent addition to the building which helped keep cell phones from disturbing the students. It was a device that canceled reception. They sighed.

“Bastard…” Naruto muttered. It was his fault. He could be home watching his favorite show. But MTV’s Jackass had to wait (I hate the show but for some reason I imagine Naruto loving it). He rested his head on top the desk farthest from the Uchiha. The room was silent for a half hour.

Kiba, being unable to stay still any longer, suddenly began to speak. “This is so boring, hey let’s play truth or dare.” He caught everyone’s attention. Hinata, whom was studying for next week’s test looked up. Sakura laughed, what were they 12? And yet she was curious about it. She decided to study Sasuke’s approach. His features were indifferent. Naruto, however grinned.

“Yeah!” He ran to the center and sat. Sasuke rolled his eyes. “It’s okay, wimps can stay out.” Sasuke glared and sat near him moments later. Sakura ran to his side and squished as close to him as she could. He grunted in disapproval, and had her lean a little farther. Kiba sat next to Sakura, and Hinata closed the circle by sitting in between Kiba and Naruto. “I’ll go first.” Naruto looked around, eying his first victim. “Hinata.” Hinata slowly looked at him. Her cheeks burned. “Truth or dare?”

“Mm…T-truth…” She sighed, admitting she was too afraid to do a dare.

“Who do you like?” There was a glint in Kiba’s eye. He was curious. Hinata looked at Naruto and then looked away. She couldn’t say. She suddenly changed her mind.

“D-dare!” She would rather embarrass herself than ever reveal whom she liked. Naruto was disappointed. He was going to lecture her on how that was against the rules, but the girl helped him throughout his life, if it wasn’t for her, he wouldn’t be a senior. She occupied a soft spot in his heart. He didn’t like her, she was more like a sister to him. He couldn’t embarrass her.

“I dare you to look cute.” She smiled. “There you go.” He couldn’t do it. Not to Hinata. He couldn’t do anything to her. She was the only girl he had a terrible weakness for and he didn’t know why.

“Dude, that was the lamest dare I have ever heard.” Kiba laughed. “Although she did do a good job. Your turn, Hinata.”

“Kiba, truth or dare?” She thought they were going in a circle and at this point, it seemed like they were.

“Dare, and make it good!” Kiba grinned. He wanted to strip Naruto of his title. He was ‘The King of Dares’. Kiba didn’t have as much guts as his crazy blonde friend. Once, he was dared to go skinny dipping (run wild in the nude) and he declined. Naruto was told to show Kiba how it was done and he did it without a problem.

Hinata pondered. It seemed she was having difficulties since Naruto leaned over and placed a hand over her ear and covered his lips, to make sure Kiba couldn’t see what he was saying. Hinata giggled and nodded. Knowing Naruto, it was something he wasn’t going to be able to do.

“I dare you to wear makeup.”

“Ha, we don’t have any make up!” He hoped.

“I do.” Sakura pulled out her purse. It was half the size of her backpack and when she opened it, it was full of brushes, powders, colored pencils, silver beauty supplies which looked painful, foundation and much more. She had been sucked in on the game and couldn’t help but wonder what a female Kiba would look like.

“No!” Kiba refused.

“Must I finish your dare for you?” Kiba glared at Naruto. He was still bolder. He wasn’t going to let this asshole win, because although he wasn’t in a large group, the very person he wanted to prove himself to was Naruto, and show off as much as he could, in front of Hinata. Now that she was here, how was he going to back down?

“Fine!” He fumed. This wasn’t fair. Sasuke rolled his eyes. Sakura leaned in close to Kiba and held his face in place as she began to work her magic. When she was done he looked like an ugly replica of his mother. She had decided to use blue eye shadow and red lipstick. Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein creation couldn’t compete. Kiba glared as all (but Sasuke) had a laughing tantrum.

“I wish I had a camera.” Naruto was rolling.

“I’ma get you for this asshole!” Growled a pissed off Kiba.

“Sure thing, princess.” He laughed harder.

“You can’t, you have to go in order.” Sakura stated.

“What!” Kiba knew she was right. “Fine, Sakura, Truth or dare?”

“Truth!” She smiled. She wasn’t going to let him embarrass her after she destroyed his ego.

“Who was the first person you kissed.” She eyed Sasuke, whom frankly wasn’t paying attention. He was starting to wonder, why the hell he was here. She wasn’t accustomed to lying so she told the truth.

“Guy or girl?” All three looked at her surprised. Their eyes wanted to bulge out of their sockets. Had she kissed a girl before?

“Um…The first person you had ever kissed. It doesn’t matter what gender they were.” He was curious.

“Ino.” She blushed and looked away. “We were 10…” It was true, they were only experimenting. Kiba could feel blood trickle down his nose as he imagined both girls in their current age, making out in the locker room. “Pervert!” She smacked the back of his head.

“Naruto.” She ignored Kiba’s protests.

“You have to dare Sasuke next!”

“Truth or dare?” She continued. Naruto raised an eyebrow. It was Sasuke’s turn. But he wasn’t going to pass up a chance to see how threatening Sakura’s dares were. He had skinny dipped down a hill, bungee jumped off a cliff, went sky diving 500 feet in the air, and had even dressed in drag. What could she possibly dare that was worst than that?

“Dare.” He smirked. Sakura looked around. She had always known Naruto to be a flirt. If she asked him to strip he would gladly do it. She wanted to humiliate him, wipe that stupid grin off his face. Not once had she ever seen him with a guy. So being in Health Ed, she did the next best thing.

“I dare you to put a condom on this dildo.” She walked over to the rubber penis they were suppose to use tomorrow.

“How boring.” He rolled his eyes. That was it? He had to present that in front of the class, this was nothing. “Kiba, help her out.” He needed a challenge. “Double dog dare me!” He didn’t know she wasn’t done until she came back and finished. She handed him the dildo along with a condom.

“With your mouth…” He froze.

“What?!” That was stupid! He knew how to put a condom on, that was basic, but not once had he ever done it with his mouth.

Kiba busted out laughing. Naruto, putting on a condom, with his MOUTH? This was priceless! He looked at Sasuke who seemed oddly interested. It gave him a devious plan. “Double dog dare, eh?” Naruto did a silent gesture which indicated he was screwed.

‘Fuck!’ His reputation stated; he was a guy with no regrets. He couldn’t destroy his rep and take back his word.

“Here is my double dare.” Naruto gulped. He knew Kiba was going to destroy him. Kiba’s dares were always the hardest. Why? Because he knew him best. He knew his weaknesses. Revenge, for making fun of him earlier. “I dare you to do what Sakura said, over Uchiha’s crotch-” Both Sasuke and Naruto jumped up in protest.

“What?!”

“-while moaning.” He finished. Naruto was going to kill him. No way was he doing this. Kiba could sense his hesitation since he added. “Is the King of Dares backing off?” He made a sarcastic gasp. The kitsune realized he was, for the first time in his life, going to be stripped of his title. Not only was Kiba loud, but Sakura was a gossip queen. And although Hinata would never bust him out, she wasn’t known for lying. Once questioned she would sing like a canary. To Uzumaki Naruto, his reputation meant everything. He was a daredevil.

“No way in hell am I letting this idiot put a plastic dick on me!” Sasuke refused. Sakura was too shocked to say anything. She was rather curious about the outcome of the dare.

“Right, cus your too much of a pussy to handle it!” Naruto knew the Uchiha would never let him win. (A/N: I don't mean any offense to anyone!)

“Give me that!” He snatched the orange member from his hand and placed it over his crotch. The room fell silent as all eyes were on the fox and wolf. “Hn.” Sasuke waited. He knew the kitsune wouldn’t dare. He hated the asshole. He wouldn’t touch him. Naruto stared in disbelief. His frown suddenly turned into a mischievous grin. If it was a show they wanted, it was a show they would get. He was going to do more than moan… He was going to make the Bastard cum.

Naruto loved to tease. He grabbed the condom with his thumb, middle and index finger. He held it down and brought it close to his lips. His lids were halfway close as he stared at the Uchiha. Sasuke wasn’t going to let that get to him. His breathing slowed down as he tried to keep his body under control. The atmosphere was different. Hinata, Kiba and Sakura seemed to have disappeared. It was like looking at a blank piece of paper with a dot in the center, a dot named Naruto.

“Ngh!” Naruto licked the wrap. Sasuke hissed. He could feel the dildo jump as his member begged for space. He breathed a bit deeper.

The fox bit the edge of the silver foil; he used his teeth to gently drag it down. Sasuke’s grip grew firmer.

Naruto grabbed the tip of the condom with his mouth and used the pressure of his tongue and roof of his mouth to pinch the tip. His lips made an O shape, as the red rim of the condom covered his mouth. He winked and slowly leaned over. Sasuke’s eyes followed the kitsune. He gently looked down. Naruto placed it over the fake head of the rubber cock and used his lips to carefully drag it down. It was hard, but it had managed it. “Mmm…Ngh!” He called. He began to roll it down. His head tilted sideways as he rolled the rest of it down. Consequently he had held onto one of Sasuke’s fingers, it seeped into his oral entrance. Not that anyone could see. As far as they were concerned, he was still fiddling with the condom. On the other hand, he began to suck on the Uchiha’s loose finger. Giving him a sample of what could happen. He used his nose to tip the dildo over and get to his bulge. Sasuke could feel his eyes begin to un-focus. He could feel his crotch vibrate as Naruto moaned. They were interrupted as there was a loud knock on the door.

The Janitor used one of his keys to open it.

So, I managed to sneak in a chapter. I’m not suppose to be using the computer right now, so until next time. Harry Potter 7 is coming out! The last time I read it I wasn’t into yaoi, so it will be interesting to see how I react to it now. Lol. Anyway, must find out what happens in the end!

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