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Summary: When you rub a lamp, you get a genie. What happens when you eat a whole carton of magical vanilla ice cream? Why you get as magical love genie named Yuffie of course! LeonCloud RikuSora AxelRoxas YuffieVincent (little iffy on the YuffieVincent but I'll leave it for now. There aren't any guarantees.)
Hey guys! This is my first story like...ever. So go easy for me kay?
Disclaimer: Do not own Kingdom Hearts or Final Fantasy. If I did it would all be filled with yaoi goodness ;D
Onto the story!!!
"HEY CLOUD!" Cloud fell from his hiding spot in the trees and sat up only to find his annoying younger brothers, Roxas and Sora. "Stalking Leonheart again bro?" Roxas said hid voice dripping with sarcasm. "Roxie!" THWAP! "Don't ask stupid questions! Of course he was." Sora said with a big grin plastered on his face.
"I was not" Cloud objected with no feeling in his tone. "Now why are you two here?" He asked not really interested as to why they were here.
"Oh! I can answer that! Cloud pick me pick me!" Sora was jumping up and down raising his hand. Cloud sighed heavily and put his hand to his head. "Okay then, Sora please tell me why you and Roxas are here."
"Mom isn't feeling well and asked us to go look for you. She wants you to do some shopping for her." Sora handed Cloud a shopping list. "She also said you can get one thing for yourself." Sora took Roxas's arm and disappeared to lord knows where.
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Cloud sighed and looked at the list: "Chips, Cheese Dip, Skittles, Coco Puffs, Mentos, Diet Coke, Condoms? I don't wanna know." He put the list into his pocket and entered the death zone, for commoners they called it Mal-Wart.
One step, two steps, okay so far so good. "Cloud!! Omigosh! Is that you?!" Freeze. To him this was a deathly voice not just that also very squeaky. "Cloud! Helllo???" A female with red hair and blue eyes and possibly the most revealing outfit for a bag lady, was waving her hand in front of Clouds' face.
"I see you there Kairi." Cloud took the females hand and put it too her side forcefully. "What do you want?" Kairi giggled, Cloud felt a cold chill run up his spine. If it was one thing Cloud hated more than anything in the world, it was girls like Kairi.
"I was just saying hi silly. You know Cloud you're really sexy up close. For far away you aren't as appealing." She licked her lips and a nervous sweat came over Cloud. It's happened before and he knew exactly how to get rid of her. Okay so he doesn't have the slightest clue but I'm sure he can pull out okay! I mean after all this is Cloud Strife!
After several seconds of plotting he only came up with one solution- run, and that he did. Some where along the line he had lost her in the frozen fish isle.
Cloud looked at the list and within a matter of seconds had gotten everything, everything except for what he wanted (and the condoms because he just felt weird about it) the vanilla ice cream. Sadly the store didn't hold his favorite brand name anymore but something caught his eye and he picked it up to examine because he's the expert when it comes to ice cream.
"Magical Vanilla Ice Cream. It makes all your pleasures come true." Cloud scoffed. "That's a weird slogan for an ice cream. Well it's the only one left so it has to be good." He put it in the cart and went on his way.
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Cloud fumbled with his keys while trying to balance a bag full of groceries. He opened the door only to find his home mom less. Once again he had been fooled by his brothers who were probably up in their rooms still giggling about it. He should've remembered that his mom worked today not just that she never got sick.
The bag of groceries were set done not very nicely and the poor ice cream was roughly taken out. Cloud made it too his room without any problems. He dropped down on his bed and flipped the lip on his ice cream and inhaled it. Once finished he threw it to the side and moped on his bed about Leonheart.
"Hey there! What's with the long face spiky?" Cloud felt his bed sink and the back of his head being poked. He sat up and looked at the girl before him. "Who are you?" He would never show that he was startled by the girl, I mean it is just un-Cloud-like to show emotion to someone who he doesn't trust! "Yuffie's the name! Love matching's the game! I'm here for you Cloudy!" She poked his chest and grinned widely.
"Love...matching? Well that still doesn't explain how you got into my room girl." This girl looked like something out of a ninja anime. "My name is Yuffie!" She pouted then picked up the empty carton and shoved it in Clouds face. "Didn't you read the print? Right here it says, and I quote 'Once a carton of Magical Vanilla Ice Cream has been consumed a genie will pop up and grant you one wish!'"
Cloud was dumbfounded, I mean this seriously couldn't be real. A hoax by his brothers or something. "Prove it. Prove that you are really a genie." Yuffie stood up and assumed the position.
Chanting in a different language she summoned up an illusion of Clouds' deepest desire, Squall Leonheart covered in vanilla ice cream. He'd never told anyone that he loves Leon with the exception of his family, so how did this girl know? He furrowed his eyebrows in deep thought before deciding to speak.
"So, I just tell you my wish and I get it just like that?" She nodded. "That's right Cloudy boy! Just say it and this Leon guy is all yours!" Cloud looked at her skeptically before telling Yuffie his wish.
Once again she assumed the position and chanted but something went deathly wrong, well not deathly but I mean to Cloud it would be considered deathly. She lifted her head and looked at Cloud nervously. "Turns out Cloudy that I can't do it." Yuffie gave a false laugh and averted her eyes in another direction. "You're going to have to win him over on your own. But in order to repay you, I'll help you out! I'll stay in the human world until my deed is done! This Lion guy is as good as yours with me helping you!" Yuffie jumped ecstatically while Cloud grew pale enough to rival a ghost.
"That's Leon not Lion." Cloud put his face in a pillow. This is going to be a long, long year.
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