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Simpcat
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Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 01-10-08 - Published: 07-20-07 - id:3670773

A/N: Here is the last part to Isla Nuclear. I'm not sure what my next story will be but I'll try to get one going soon.

Back at the Plant Mr. Burns, Arnold, Lenny, Carl, Graf, and Smithers are making their next move.

Smithers: Sir the helicopter will be here to take us out in 2 hours.

Lenny: 2 hours but what about the others?

Mr. Burns: Consider them fired. Graf you need to go to the other end of complex and grab the weapons. Arnold why don't you go with him. As for the rest of us we will just have to wait it out.

Lenny and Carl don't seem to like Mr. Burns idea and look at each other.

Meanwhile OFF is walking through an open field. Bart is complaining about walking so far.

Bart: I'm tired, I'm Hungry, I'm hot, I'm tired.

Marge: You already said that.

Bart: You didn't say anything the first time.

Lisa: Look the plant.

Marge: Only a couple of more miles.

Homer and Bart Groan.

Lisa: It's actually probably more like three miles.

Homer and Bart Groan even louder

Marge: And the terrain looks hilly too.

Homer and Bart groan louder yet

Marge: Oh come on its good exercise.

Homer and Bart Groan and collapse on the ground but they feel it shaking.

Bart: Do you feel that? (Everyone gets down on the ground and feels the same thing)

Homer: I hope its something good. (He gets up and sees a bunch of dinosaurs coming after them) Oh I was expecting more.

Marge: Lisa, What are they?

Lisa: Pterosaurs.

Everyone else: Huh.

Homer: Look at the way they move just like birds.

Lisa: That's because they're Pterodactyls.

Everyone: Huh.

Lisa: (gives up) Just run. (Everyone runs starts running and hides under a log)

They see the Pterodactyls flying when a T-Rex plucks one out of the air and starts eating it.

Homer: They eat just like birds. (There is a lot of blood spurting around)

Lisa: Can we go this is making me sick.

Homer: What's the problem Lisa it’s just like watching a war movie?

Marge: Homer.

Homer: What, it is.

Marge: Let’s go.

Homers moans and slowly takes off.

Meanwhile Lenny and Carl have decided to go look for the Simpsons.

Burns: Where do you think the two of you are going?

Lenny and Carl: We are going to find the Simpsons.

Burns: I don't think so because I will stop you first. (He starts running towards them but gets tired very quickly and collapses) Smithers, wake me up when we get there.

Lenny and Carl leave and take off in a golf cart.

The Simpsons have gotten back to the T-Rex Fence area. They realize they are going to have to climb over it. They brace themselves and start to climb it. They are having a hard time climbing it despite it not being very tall. Homer and Marge come down and after a while Bart struggles but finally gets down. They realize Lisa isn't there.

Homer: Lisa where are you? (Lisa comes up behind them) Where were you?

Lisa: I've been over here there was a door right over there. (Points to a big door)

Homer: Well I didn't see a door.

Lisa: There was one right where you started climbing.

Homer: Why do you hurt my feelings?

Lisa: I don't mean to-(They hear the T-Rex Roar and they quit talking and continue on)

Little do they realize that isn't the T-Rex roaring but Dr. Graf snoring as he has fallen asleep while hunting the dinosaurs. Suddenly a bush rustles and it startles him enough that he wakes up. He then looks through the brush and sees an eye looking at him. He readies his gun and aims but before he shoots he has to take off his hat and put it on the ground. After the hat he decides to take off his watch. He then takes off his other watch. He then takes off his shoes. Then he takes off his earrings that he had on for some reason. Finally he puts down his bullets but realizes his mistake of not loading the gun but that’s when the creature strikes and attacks him. While the creature is eating he tries to grab some first aid to put it on his wound but as he fills up one wound the Creature has made another one. Then he decides to try to put band aids on but that doesn't work. Then he tries painkillers but that doesn't work and he finally passes out.

Lenny and Carl arrive at the visitor’s center and look around and the place looks like it has been trashed. Lenny walks around and an arm drapes over his shoulder.

Lenny: Oh Carl you startled me-(he turns around and realizes its Dr. Arnold's other arm and Lenny and Carl start running but run into Dr. Arnold)

Carl: Dr. Arnold I thought you were dead.

Arnold: Nope the raptor just got my other arm.

Lenny: Have you seen the others yet.

Carl: Where's Dr. Graf?

Arnold: He fell asleep and when I woke up I was here. (Suddenly they hear a noise and a raptor jumps out and starts chasing them)

Lenny, Carl, and an armless Dr. Arnold start running away but Dr. Arnold trips over a rock and the raptor starts eating his leg and he tears it off)

Arnold: Guys wait up for me I can still do this. (He tries standing on one leg but the raptor tears his other leg off and he is just a head and torso) Guys come back and carry me with you.

Lenny and Carl pick up his torso just like he said and start running but look and realize his torso has no head. They look back and see his head by the raptor.

Arnold: Guys come and get me. Hurry, I'm starting to feel light-headed.

Lenny and Carl realize it's hopeless and get on their golf carts and take off.

Arnold: They just left me here to die. Well better make the best of this. (He sticks his tongue out to a box of cigarettes and lights a cigarette up and smokes it)

Shortly after Lenny and Carl leave the visitor center the Simpsons arrive and enter the visitor's center.

Marge: Now you’re Father and I won't be gone too long but we need to find the others.

Lisa: But that Lawyer just left us.

Homer: But that's not what we are going to do unless we get killed. In that case you two are on your own. (Bart and Lisa don't look very happy) Don't worry we locked all the doors here so no dinosaurs can get in unless they know how to unlock and open doors but that’s just absurd. Now look the two of you have plenty of food.

Homer and Marge leave and Bart and Lisa being as hungry as they are go right for the food. Bart gets some lasagna and Lisa makes a salad. They are just sitting there enjoying stuffing themselves when they hear a noise. They then realize it’s just the wind. They hear another noise and Bart sees a shadow of a raptor behind a curtain and the creature stops to pick its nose.

Bart: Lisa look behind you.

Lisa looks behind her and sees it and her and Bart run into the kitchen. They hide around the counter and Lisa looks and sees the creature peek in.

Bart: Lisa what is it?

Lisa: It’s a raptor and it looks hungry. Follow me.

Bart: How did it get inside?

Just then the Raptor grabs a key and unlocks the kitchen door and opens it and gets inside and starts sniffing.

Lisa: Follow me. (They start crawling down one aisle as the raptor walks down another aisle. When Bart and Lisa get to another aisle they start going up the next aisle but Bart stops by a fridge and stays still as the raptor starts walking towards it looking ready to pounce but it stops at the fridge and opens it and grabs a can of beer and burps and walks away. Bart and Lisa look confused.

Bart: Wow they are smart animals. (They wait a couple of minutes until they know the Raptor is gone and they walk out of the kitchen. When they get out there they see another creature that looks like a dinosaur that’s growling and the kids get scared. When it gets around the corner they realize it’s just Homer and that it was just his stomach growling. Marge is with him and the four of them embrace)

Marge: Come on kids we found the others and were getting off this island. (Marge and Kids start walking off but notice Homer is not with them)

Homer: I'll be right behind you. (He is stuffing down some of the food but when he hears a louder growl that’s not from his stomach he gets scared and runs off and catches up with the others)

They get outside to find Mr. Burns, Smithers, Lenny, and Carl on a golf cart waiting for them.

Homer: Thanks for waiting for us Mr. Burns.

Burns: I didn't wait for you guys, our Golf Cart ran out of gas and we had to refill it.

Homer: Well thanks anyway.

Burns: Of course I could just take off and leave you here right now but you’re lucky I'm in a good mood today.

The eight of them somehow squeeze in the golf cart and drive until they get to a helicopter. Soon they are taking off from the island and safely off the ground.

Lisa: Mr. Burns I hope you've learned that Dinosaurs and Humans cannot mix.

Burns: No, not really. My next project will be an Island full of saber-tooths. We'll see how that works out.

Homer: So Mr. Burns do I get that raise you promised? I survived the weekend.

Burns: You may have but your shoes did not. (He grabs the ugly shoes and throws them out the window)

Homer: We must land and get those shoes.

Burns: Fat chance, fat boy, smithers shoot them down. (Smithers shoots them down and they break up into pieces and blow up for some reason)

Homer: NOOOOOOOOO that wasn't part of the deal.

Burns: Better luck next time.

Back at the Nuclear Power Plant Homer is back to his normal boring job sleeping.

Mr. Burns and Smithers are watching Homer from their cameras.

Burns: Smithers I need human DNA and I think Homer Simpson would be perfect.

Smithers: Uh sir do you think that is a good idea. We don't want our Saber-tooths eating themselves to death.

Burns: Nah cats are stupid and lazy. Those qualities fit Simpson's criteria. (Over intercom) Simpson report to my office.

Homer: Woohoo. (He runs into Mr. Burns Office) I'm glad you've changed your mi-(He gets punched and knocked out by smithers)

Smithers: Sir was it really necessary that we knock out Simpson to get his DNA.

Burns: Do you want to deal with him kicking and screaming all the way? (Burns tries moving him but his arms pop out of his socket)

Smithers: Oh my god we got to get you to a hospital.

Burns: Nah that’s ok they'll work their way back.



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