Me: well... here's a comedy, its set after Episode 100 of Red vs Blue"

Godzilla: What the... I thought you were doing Godzilla 2001: The return of Orga?"

Me: "I still am... The Characters belong to Rooster Teeth"

Godzilla: "Since this is in a new place, like he puts in every intro, Dont comment on his writing, it isnt going to do anything"

RED VS BLUE - EPISODE 101: THE LOOONG EPISODE

Chapter One - The Rookies Survive:

Caboose opened his eyes, it was bleary, he got up slowly, his body was hurting, the only thing he remembers was that something hard fell on him, he looked around and saw the hovering thingy, which he blow up when Donut was about to run him over with the Rocket launcher, he looked around the ground and found the Rocket launcher, he picked it up, there was one rocket left and it was the only one he could use, since he doesnt know how to reload, caboose then heard a moaning sound of pain, Caboose walked over to the area where he heard to sound, he hopes it was church, not Tucker, he saw the pink wearing red soldier.

"Captain pasty, I remember you being on that hovering thing and you were trying to kill me" Caboose said confused and pointing the Rocket Launcher at the Pink soldier.

"Oh god, please Caboose, please dont shoot, I'll do anything" Donut said begging for mercy.

"Ok, Mr ButterCrust I'll let you live, but you and me have to work together" Caboose replied sounding tough.

"Deal, but can you call me Donut?" Donut asked.

"I like Donuts... they are nice to eat" Caboose replied in his idiotic voice.

"Um... Yeah I like eating Donuts as well... So since we are working together what should we do?" Donut replied.

"we have to see if anyone else is alive, if its Church then its good" Caboose replied, now going off to check out all the dead body's, since he is stupid and cant remember what Church looks like.

TWO HOURS LATER:

"NOOOOOO!, my best friend is dead" Caboose said now crying.

"Um... Caboose that isnt Church body, thats Grif's sisters body" Donut said, then pointed to where Church's body is.

"Oh... Ok thanks" Caboose said, once next to Church's body he started crying again.

"Caboose, we have to bury them, I'll grab the shovel from Red Base" Donut said.

"Ok, When Church died the first time, he wanted his body to be buried, he'll be happy if I bury it" Caboose said and followed Donut to Red base.

once inside red base Donut looked through storage, Caboose followed him in the same room.

"Ok, Caboose, look around, tell me if you find the shovel" Donut said, moving stuff out of the way.

"I forgot what a shovel is, so I'll just leave it to you to find one" caboose replied.

"Ok... found it" Donut said, sounding happy and walking out of the room and red base with caboose.

ANOTHER TWO HOURS LATER:

"done" Donut said, breathing deeply, he had made graves for everyone, except Doc, since he was far too tired to do one more.

"I think we should say nice things over the grave of everyone" Caboose said.

"Ok, I'll start with my team first, them I'll do yours" Donut said and walked over to Sarge's grave.

"Sarge was a good leader, but mostly was best as a friend who wouldnt stop talking" Donut said, then walked over to Grif's grave.

"Grif wasnt much of a friend, but he... well I cant think of anything to say about him" donut said and then walked over to Simmons Grave.

"Simmons was Sarge's ass kisser and well thats about it" Donut said, then he walked over to Church's grave.

"While I didnt know you very much, I think you were rude" donut said quickly and then walked over to Tuckers grave.

"ok... I cant think of anything at all for this guy" donut said to Caboose.

"My turn" Caboose said and walked over to Church's grave.

"Church was my best friend and I will miss him" Caboose said trying not to cry, then he walked over to Tuckers grave.

"Tucker was someone I didnt really like and only focused on women" Caboose said, then walked over to Sarges grave.

"He called me a Numbnuts and had a funny accent" Caboose said, then walked over to Grif's grave.

"He is wearing yellow armor" Caboose said, then walked to the final Grave.

"He was sarge's ass kissing device" caboose said, then walked over to Donut.

"Wait, why havent we done Sister?" Donut asked.

"Dont know, Sister was from the moon and I'll remember her for that" Caboose said and walked to Blue base.

"The Moon... Oh well" Donut said to himself and followed Caboose to the Blue base.

On the Cliff near Blue base, someone was watching Donut and caboose, looking at the graves, the visitor was surprised that there wasnt a grave for Tex, he then decided to visit Blue Base.

Me: "Well thats it, Im sure its going to get better later on"

Godzilla: "If you people want read his other Comedy, The Godzilla's Island and Freddy and Jason play golf"

Me: "Thanks Godzilla, oh and if you must say something about my writing PM me"