A/N: I was listening to the song Crazy Bitch one day while playing Kingdom Hearts 2: Final Mix. At the time, I was fighting Larxene. This is the result. My fist songfic.

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts. Or Crazy Bitch. I'm using them anyway. Deal with it.

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All right!

"I'm sorry, it was a joke! I promise!" he wailed desperately as she lunged for him. He leapt out of the way just in time to avoid being torn apart by a furious Larxene.

"You son of a bitch! You would write that song about me?" Larxene's screeches echoed through the hall as she advanced on a cowering Axel. He laughed nervously, and only succeeded in pissing her off more. Lightning crackled from her fingers as she chased her new boyfriend around The World That Never Was.

Break me down, you got a lovely face
We're going to your place
And now you got to freak me out
Scream so loud, getting fuckin' laid
You want me to stay, but I got to make my way

"Maybe we shouldn't have let him do that," whispered Roxas to Demyx as the two watched Larxene attempt tp dismember the pyromaniac. "I kind of feel sorry for him." Demyx, lead guitarist for the band, chuckled in reply.

"Nah, Axel will be fine. It was his idea, anyway. I doubt he would do anything he thought would really hurt him. No, Axel knows what he's doing," replied Demyx, nodding wisely.

"What makes you say that?" Demyx grinned at Roxas' question.

"Imagine the make-up sex."

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Meanwhile, Luxord, Xigbar, Lexaeus and Zexion were watching the spectacle with amusement. They had taken a break from their poker game to watch. Only Luxord seemed reluctant to give up the game, as he was recieving incredible amounts of munny from the card game. However, even he was amused by the sight of Larxene terrifying Axel.

"Poor boy. Do you think he'll survive?" asked Xigbar.

"Personally, I hope he doesn't," replied Zexion. "Then I won't have him calling me Zexy or telling everyone how emo I am," he said. Shortly after that statement, he went to cry in the corner like the emo boy he truly was.

Lexaeus shook his head. "That boy's got a lot to learn," he mused, which caused Luxord to chuckle.

"That he does. Now, what say we finish our game?" Everyone (except for Zexion, who, of course, was crying in a corner somewhere) groaned in reply.

Take it off, the paper is your game
You jump in bed with fame
Another one night paid in full, uh
You're so fine, it won't be a loss
Cashing in the rocks, just to get you face to face

As Larxene chased Axel past Xaldin and Vexen, a stray bolt of lightning struck their chessboard, stopping Vexen from taking Xaldin's king. Angered at the fact that he didn't get to beat Xaldin, Vexen turned and confronted Larxene.

"You insolent little-" he never got to finish that remark. Xaldin chuckled.

"Rematch?"

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Larxene chased Axel past Xemnas' room. Luckily for the pyromancer, he was too busy fleeing from the psychotic woman chasing him to look inside. Larxene, however, was not so lucky.

As she passed the door, she realized the Superior was not alone. Not only that, he was... naked. With Saix. Who was also naked. She stared in horror as the two realized she was there. She ran from the sight, forcibly replacing the image of Xemnas and Saix... doing it, with the thought of what she was going to do to Axel when she caught up with him.

In Xemnas' room, Saix looked at Xemnas and shrugged. With that, they resumed their previous activities as though nothing had ever happened.

Get the video

"Axel!"

Fuck you so good

"You get back here!"

Get the video

"I'm sorry Larxene!

Fuck you so good

"Really, I am!".

Crazy bitch
Crazy bitch
Crazy...bitch

Soon, Axel was unable to run anymore, and he curled into a ball to wait out whatever horrific torture Larxene was about to perform on him.

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Larxene giggled as she watched her boyfriend cower at her feet. To tell the truth, it kind of turned her on, to see him in fear of her. Maybe she wouldn't kill him just yet...

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back, come on

Baby girl

What was happening? There was no pain. Was she not going to hurt him?

You want it all

"Axel... get up," Larxene giggled.

To be a star
You'll have to go down

Hurrying to obey her, Axel scrambled to his feet.

Take it off

Larxene smiled at Axel.

No need to talk

"My room. Now."

You're crazy
But I like the way you fuck me

Axel allowed himself to be led to Larxene's room. As soon as they were inside, Larxene threw him onto the bed.

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
You keep me right on

Maybe that song wasn't such a bad idea, Axel thought, when they had finished.

You're crazy
But I like the way you fuck me

Nope. Not a bad idea at all.

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A/N: Hopefully it didn't suck too bad. The idea really amused me, so I wrote on it. Review please, like I said before, this is my first songfic, so be nice.