My Otousan

By: PinkTangerine150

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Sasuke but I do own Ryuu

A little late because I forgot what day it was when I remember, IT'S JULY 23!! Then I had to finish writing this XD so enjoy!

SasuNaru "Otousan!" Was the first thing a baby boy said to Sasuke as he can home from a mission. "I'm not your otousan." Sasuke told noticing his as the baby's azure eyes "Those are dobe's eye color too..." wait a minute... mpreg

"Thirteen Months!?" A blonde boy shouted slamming his hands on the dinner table. He stared angrily at his raven haired husband with his mouth slightly ajar. He had been giving new that his husband was going on a year and one month mission meaning… well he wasn‘t going to see him for thirteen whole months! "Why are you on a mission for that long?!" He cried. "Do you not love me anymore?” He brought his hands up to wipe his falling tears and made a couple of sniffing sounds. His raven hair husband wasn’t sure if he was acting or being truthful. “You hate me don't you! I bet there's someone else! IS THERE! " He yelled as he tried to run out of the kitchen.

"Naruto!" The raven haired boy said grabbing the blonde by the shoulder. "I love you and would never leave you. There is no one in the world I love more then you. So stop think non-senses." He said hugging the blond. "I love you." He repeated.

The stood there hugging until Naruto had finally calm down. It only took him a couple of minutes but his raven haired husband didn’t mind. "I'm sorry, Sasuke." Naruto said hugging the boy back, but harder. "I don't know what's wrong with me. I've been moody lately."

Sasuke just stood there nodding his head as he continued hugging Naruto. "You should go see Tsunade tomorrow."

“What?! You think I’m crazy or something?!” Naruto snapped.

“Naruto.”

"Yeah... I will... don't worry." Naruto said pouting before he started rubbing his face on Sasuke shirt. "When are you leaving?" He asked looking up the raven haired boy.

"Tomorrow morning." Sasuke told looking down at him. Naruto nodded his head. "I'll miss you." He said feeling tears fall down his face. "Be safe, okay." He said wiping the new tears away.

Sasuke helped him wipe his face before lean in to kiss Naruto on the lips.

A shadow was cast over Naruto’s face as he slept peacefully on his and Sasuke’s bed. His raven hair husband was watching him quietly with a small smile on his face. "I love you, Naruto." He said brushing part of the blonde's bangs away from his face. "I promise thirteen months will go by real fast." He said and leaned over to kiss the sleeping boy.

When he broke the kiss he gave him a final kiss on the forehead before leaving. "I love you, Naruto." He said again as he closed the door.

"I love you too, Sasuke." The blonde said back as he slowly opened his eyes. He started to feel tear fall down his face. "Please be safe."

"Can you repeat that? I wasn't sure if I had heard you right." Naruto said in a shaking voice. It had been two days since Sasuke had left for his mission and today he had decided to do as his raven haired husband had told him and go visit Tsunade.

"You heard me right brat. Your pregnant." Tsunade said folding her hands under he very large breast. "Three months to be exact."

"THREE MONTHS!? But I'm a guy!!" Naruto said freaking out. "If you don't believe me, I have proof!" He said unzipping his pants.

"We know you're a boy!" Tsunade said covering her eyes with her hands. She pulled her hand back down when she heard the sound of Naruto zipping his pants back up.

"THEN HOW THE HELL DID I GET PREGNENT?!" Naruto shouted at the blond hair woman.

"You know stress isn't good for the baby." Tsunade told causing Naruto to pant in anger. "Okay, the reason why your pregnant is because of the nine-tail fox's gender is unknown. Some demons don't even have a gender." She informed. "Did you know that men are able to carry babies but they have no way in or out."

"SO YOUR TELLING ME THIS IS THE KYUUBI'S FAULT?!" Naruto shouted.

"Stress." Tsunade said shacking her finger 'no'.

"Fine! Have it your way." Naruto said pouting. He sat down at the nearest seat and crossed his arms over his chest "So I'm pregnant and Sasuke won't know until the baby is seven months old. Then he'll think I'm crazy saying: 'Guess what! We made a baby!'"

"Yea, pretty much." Tsunade said nodding her head. "And since you have no clue on having and raising a baby, I will assign Sakura to watch you till your ready!" She told well pretty much telling the truth.

"Won't she have to take care of her children?" Naruto asked. Sakura and Lee had gotten married before Sasuke and Naruto which was a big surpise to them because they didn’t know Sakura had liked Lee. They have two twin boys named, Hiroto and Katsurou. Suposely, Sakura was pregnant with her boys before they were married so it could explain why they wanted to get married so quickly.

"Yes but that's why she has Lee." Tsunade told smiling. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door causing Naruto and Tsunade to stop their conversation. "Come in." Tsunade yelled.

"Tsunade-sama, Sakura is here." Shizune said opening the door with Sakura right beside here.

"Oh good. Just the person I wanted to talk to." Tsunade said waving her in. "Sakura we have good new." The blonde woman said smiling. "Naruto is... pregnant!!"

"What?!" She shouted. "No way!! Really?!" Naruto nodded. "When?! How?! He's a boy! Isn’t he?” Sakura said running over to Naruto and touching his stomach.

'God, this day is going to be long...' Naruto thought as Tsunade said explaining everything to Sakura.

(13 months later....)

"Guess what, Ryuu!" Naruto said picking up a small baby boy. "Otousan is coming home!!" The blonde said hugging the baby. "He's going to be so excited!" He said spinning around in circle. The baby boy's blue eyes widen as he saw how excided his chichiue was. He has heard his father talk about and show pictures of his other father but never really met him before. Even though he was still baby, he some how remembers the picture and how his dad would look like. He was really was a bright baby.

"Otousan?" Ryuu said smiling.

"Yes, Otousan! Your so smart!!" Naruto said hugging the baby giving him kisses causing the baby to laugh. "One day you'll grow as big and smart as your otousan." He said causing the boy to giggle.

"Chichiue!" The boy said clapping his hands. "Otousan!"

"Yes! Chichiue and Otousan!" Naruto said falling on the couch laughing. He looked at his son and smiled.

He's son looked so much Naruto except he has the same hair color and style of Sasuke. The rest was all Naruto gleans. His nose, his face shape, his skin color and his sky blue eyes. Every thing was Naruto. He even had Naruto's voice and attitude. Everyone thinks when he gets old enough eat normal food, he's favorite would probably be ramen. It was hard to believe he was Sasuke's child.

...in fact no one would believed Sasuke would be the father of Ryuu...

'Shit! What if Sasuke doesn't believe Ryuu he's son?! And he thinks I cheat on him!! He already thinks I was mad at him for leaving me for thirteen months!' Naruto thought as he shot up from the couch. "Come on Ryuu, we need to go see Sakura!"

"Otousan?!" Ryuu shouted laughing and still clapping his hands. Naruto had to laughing along.

"Okay, captain, we'll see you later!" A brown haired man yelled as he walked the other way.

"Yea, by Sasuke-sensei!" The purple haired girl next to him yelled too.

'Finally, I can go home and see my Naruto.' The raven haired boy thought sighing out loud. 'I hope he isn't too mad...' He kept on walked forward and stopped as he was in front of a flower shop. "Humm..." he thought as he decided if he wanted to get something for his Naruto.

"Otousan!"

"Naruto. Sasuke will believe you no matter what. We're all here to prove your right so don't worry." Sakura said patting the blond hair boys back. Naruto and her were at the Konaha park with Ryuu and with Sakura's twin sons. Hiroto and Katsurou where both 5 years old. They both had Sakura's green eyes and Lee's black hair. Not style since they where too young …and Sakura won't allow it.

"I know but I don't want to give him any wrong ideas, I mean, what if he thinks I was cheating on him!? Ryuu doesn't even look like his father!" Naruto shout as he pointed at the spot where Ryuu was. "He'll think I had an affair or something! I bet you anything!! And on his birthday too! He knows I'll do anything to help him rebuild his clan."

"Naruto, don't worry. Everything will be find, Sasuke will love Ryu...Wait…where's Ryuu?" Both Sakura and Naruto turned around and look at the spot where they had last left the small raven haired baby. Only Hiroto and Katsurou were there.

"Oh my god! Ryuu!" Naruto shouted as jumped up from the spot he was sitting at and began to search the park.

"Hiroto... Katsurou, where is Ryuu-kun?" Sakura asked her twins.

"Ryuu went to look for his daddy!" Hiroto told.

"He kept on saying, ‘Otousan, Otousan.’" Katsurou said giving his mother a smile.

"He left when you guys were talking." They both said at the same time.

"Why didn't you tell mommy?!" Sakura asked.

"Mommy was busy..." Hiroto answered.

"...And mommy said not to bug her when she's busy." Katsurou completed.

"Is mommy mad?" Both boys asked felling guilty.

Sakura sighed. "No mommy's not mad." She said smiling at he sons.

"But NARUTO IS CRAZY!" Naruto yelled as he ran back to Sakura. "He's not here! God knows how long we were talking! He could be all the way to Sands by now!"

"Naruto!" Sakura slapped her hands on to Naruto's face. "Get a hold of yourself.” She told shaking the boy’s head. “We've have only talked for a few minutes, he wouldn't have gone far." Sakura said. She then got up and grabbed her two boys. "You go look for him and I'll go inform the Hokage." Naruto nodded his head and went off to search for Ryuu.

"Otousan!!"

"I'm not your otousan..." Sasuke said as he noticed a baby boy on the ground. He was pointing his finger at Sasuke and had a huge grin on his face. "You know kid, it isn't polite to point fingers at people." Sasuke said picking the boy up. "Now... where is you real otousan." Sasuke said looking around. There was no one around and no on looking for the baby. It‘s kind of weird how people just leave their kid lying on the around. Who know‘s what kind of crazy people are out there! "I guess I have to bring you home until someone calls for a missing baby." Sasuke said talking to the baby.

"Otousan! Chichiue!" The baby yelled clapping his hands and laughing. Sasuke just shook his head. 'He's sure loud.' Finally, the baby was done laughing. He opened his eyes and stared straight into Sasuke’s and smiled.

Sasuke -on the other hand- was shock. "Those are dobe's eye color too." ...wait a minute... This kid looks just like Naruto know that I think of it. The eyes, nose, everything. Naruto wouldn’t have cheat on me… right? He‘s gay and there‘s no way he could have done that... right?

Sasuke looked at the baby with a serious face. The baby, too, looked at him with a serious face. He then smiled and yanked hard on Sasuke hair. "Fuck!" Sasuke yelled. The baby just kept on laughing. "Otousan!" The baby cried pulling Sasuke hair harder. More giggled where heard as Sasuke tried to pull his hair back.

"Stop pulling on my hair!" Sasuke yelled getting angry causing the baby to finally let go. As he looked at the baby, Sasuke gave him a glare. In return the baby smirked. "...did he just... He couldn't have... did he just smirk?" Sasuke thought out loud. "I think I'm going crazy..." Sasuke said slapping his hand on his head making the baby giggle more.

"God... what have I gotten my self into?" Sasuke cried out loud.

As Sasuke walked towards his house, the raven haired baby kept on yanking on his hair. He had found out that the baby's name was Ryuu since he's outfit he was wearing had his name on the tag in the back… but there was no number. "Aren't people afraid of losing their babies?! OW!!" He shout as Ryuu yanked on his hair again.

"Hehehehehe" Ryuu laughed. "Otousan!" He shouted hugging the raven hair man.

"Look, I'm not your otousan, heck! I don't even have a kid." Sasuke told the baby but he still hugged him. "I'm gay and my husband can't get pregnant so stop calling me otousan." He told.

"Gay!" Ryuu said smiling at Sasuke.

"No! Don't say that!" Sasuke shouted as he realize that what he said was a bad idea.

"Gay! Otousan!! Gay otousan!" Ryuu chant causing a few people to look at him.

"No! don't say that! Say... uh... Kunai! Ya say that!" Sasuke told trying to make the boy learn a different word.

"Otousan gay!!" Ryuu said clapping his hands.

"Uhhgg… Someone out there is going to kill me..."

--TBC--