Goku reads fanfiction.

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Fan Fiction

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Goku was flying the nimbus to Roshi's from school one day, he had just enrolled in high school because he was bored.

When he got there, there was noone out to greet him, he decided to see if Roshi was on his laptop looking at his usual stuff, he walked in only to find the most horrific sight.

Puar crying over Yamcha, who had hanged himself, over what Goku thought was Master Roshi's girly websites.

"God, some brat opened one of Roshi's porn! They should have known that Yamcha was scared of Women!" shouted Goku, who then ran to Yamcha and put hi down from the ceiling.

Goku felt Yamcha's wrist, there was a pulse, which relieved Goku.

The boy with the monkey tail proceeded to look at what almost killed his second best friend, it wasn't Roshi's website like he originally thought

It was a story, which seemed to be about Bulma and Yamcha, but as he got further he felt a little bit angry.

Bulma saw the most horrible sight, Yamcha was making out with three other women.

Distraught, she rant out into the street not knowing that there was a truck coming towards her, but just a millisecond before she was hot she was saved by a man.

She thought that it would be Yamcha, but then again, Yamcha was too much of a deadbeat to save her, she looked up and saw that it was Vegeta, the prince of Saiyans.

Goku got very angry as he read more of the fanfic "This is retarded, Yamcha isn't a deadbeat and he's terrified of Girls" he thought.

But it was the ending that he got really pissed off with.

Bulma placed the wedding ring on Vegeta's finger and said "I do".

The priest than turned to Vegeta and asked the saiyan prince "Do you take this woman as your lawfully wedded wife"

"I do" said Vegeta as he plced the ring onto his new wife's wedding finger.

"You may kiss the bride" said the priest.

The new King and Queen of Saiyans kissed and went home to the castle in a carriage, and everyone lived happily ever after except for Yamcha who was eaten by wolves.

Goku had had enough, he went into the lounge carrying Yamcha and the laptop, placed Yamcha on the couch and turned to his other friends.

"Guys, you better have a look at this!" he shouted at the top of his lungs.

He placed the laptop onto the table and opened it, Everyone was mad.

"Goku, you know very well that you shouldn't be looking at my porn!" screamed Roshi "It's for 18 years and older, and you're only 15 and-wait a minute, this isn't porn."

Everyone read the story that portrayed Yamcha so badly and like Goku, they got very mad.

"Why the hell would somebody write such a bad story about Yamcha?" said Roshi "This story is so cruel…"

Yamcha woke up and saw his friends reading the cruel story about him.

"Wait a minute, I'm still alive!" he shouted "Great, now I have to endure more time in this cruel world."

Everyone turned to him, surprised that he was awake.

Bulma came forward to her boyfriend, "Yamcha, we didn't even know that you went to this fanfic site."

Yamcha started to cry "I went to that site because I wanted to upload a story that I wrote about Battling Seizure Robots, But I saw something about an anime called "Dragonball Z", But when I got there, there were stories about all of us, including Launch and Oolong, but what I didn't expect to find was a cruel story about me!"

Goku turned around. "You wrote a story bout Battling Seizure Robots?"

"Yeah." Cried Yamcha "It was one about Happius Prime battling a whole bunch of evil forces brought by Superbot."

"Really?" asked Krillin "Battling Seizure Robots is so awesome, can you bring up your story?"

Yamcha brought up the story, everyone was amazed at the whole story.

Happius Prime fought against Superbot as the bomb reached 1:40. The sands in the hourglass continued to cover Asuka, Jimi and Takeshi, as their deaths draw nearer.

Happius Prime looked at the three trapped kids and started to worry. "I have to beat Superbot before the bomb reaches 0 seconds, otherwise the world will be doomed" thought the great Autobot.

Everyone was so impressed by the story, and when the reached the end, whn Happius Prime defeated Superbot and saved the planet, the gang applauded Yamcha.

"You are such a great storyteller" said Goku "That was just as cool as the series!"

Bulma then noticed another anime, "Pokomon", it was a series where three kids collect these creatures called Pokomon.

"Hey guys, there's a story about Ass getting sick" she said "and Snowy, Bedrock and Pickachew have to say their goodbyes"

Ass lay in the hospital bed, coughing up blood as his family, friends and pokomon surrounded him in his last hours.

"Goodbye, Pickachew, goodbye Bedrock, and Snowy, I love you" he sad with his last breath, as his head lolled to the side and the Heart Monitor flatlined.

A few weeks later, Snowy cried at the funeral of her dead boyfriend.

Everyone was crying, even Blonde Launch and Tien.

"God, this was a really sad story" cried Goku "Ass went all that way to collect 49 pokomon, only to die of pneumonia."

Bulma found another anime "Yo-shi-Goh!", an anime where an arrogant kid named Yoshi Mordue played a cheap rip-off of Duel Monsters, a card game that some friends of the gang play.

The gang, read another story, a gay love story about Yoshi and his twin.

"Don't leave me, Yoshi-two!" cried Yoshi-one as he reached out to his boyfriend.

"Teena will kill me if you go, Yoshi-two!" nut the older Yoshi didn't listen, he just walked off.

Yoshi-one proceeded to slash his wrist and die.

Everyone was shocked at this scene, they hated Yo-shi-goh! Because it was ripped off of Duel Monsters, but this? The story was obviously written by a teenager.

"Eeww, didn't they know that Yo-shi-goh! Was written for children under 12?" said Goku.

Bulma found another anime, "Sally Moon".

Utrigi was schocked to find her boyfriend, Vegeta lying on the floor dead.

Goku sniggered "That Vegeta-guy again, this time he was the one that died."

The found another story that had an impossible pairing "Hairy Potter and Big Mac Combo"

Bulma remembered who "Big Mac Combo" was "Hey isn't that the angry cat on YouCan?"

"Who's Big Mac Combo?" asked Yamcha.

Bulma clicked on YouCan and typed angry cat on search, she found the video that she was looking for and she clicked on it.

Then appeared an angry ginger cat, that was screaming like a human and hissing.

Everyone was frightened by "Big Mac Combo"

"Wow, that's one scary cat!" shouted Goku "I wouldn't want that for a pet!"

They all went back to the fanfic site, where they found a fanfic based on the anime "Card Kidnapper Rozu!"

Rozu, worried about what time that Soran was meant to come home.

she was so worried when her daughter, Evangelion jr, asked her when was daddy coming home.

They also searched trough stories of anime such as "Meddling Seizure Robots" "Yo-shi-goh has a baby!", "Aishi no Carees" "Dual Masutrz" "GoGoGar" "SwordFaak" and "NorthFaark"

Then they ultimately got bored And shut down the laptop and went to watch "Battling Seizure Robots"

The End