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THIS IS THE PROPERTY OF LILY JAYNE EVANS!

Monday: 2:33pm

Dear New, Clean and possibly freaked out Diary.

This is the slightly insane redhead Lily Evans here.

I bought you (does a book count as a living thing?) today when I bought all my school books for my 7th year at Hogwarts. When I got my book list yesterday I found out that I am the Head girl! (Does random victory dance around table while chanting, “I beat Lisa Turner, I beat Lisa Turner!”) Never mind me… If your wondering who Lisa Turner is, well, she’s my arch nemesis. She is in my house, which means I have to share a dorm with her as well as my two best friends, Lidia Caracella and Hestia Jones. There are also Lisa’s best friends in the dorm. They are Penny Locket and Jana McPharlin. Well back on the subject of why Lisa is my arch nemesis… (Thinks for 10minutes) Hmm…Oh I actually don’t know, it’s just we uh, hate each other? She hates Lidia so much. Maybe that’s why she hates me…List of reasons why I, Lily Evans think that my arch nemesis Lisa Turner hates one of my best friends…

She’s jealous that Lidia’s a famous Quidditch player and she’s not.

She’s jealous that Sirius Black has a crush on Lidia and not her.

She’s jealous that Lidia is pretty and she’s not.

She doesn’t like the fact that every guy in our year except for perverted Potter thinks that Lidia is hot/pretty.

She doesn’t look good on a broomstick whereas Lidia looks really good.

She doesn’t have a sexy foreign accent like Lidia even though Lidia has an Australian accent…

She just hates her??

Fine. You win, I lose, she just hates Lidia’s guts. Come to think of it, a lot of people do… Oh well that list was worth a try…

Bye for now,

Lily.

Tuesday: 10:23am

Dear Diary,

Two more sleeps til I get to go back to Hogwarts! I can’t wait! I am counting every fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a moment… Sad I know…

Wednesday: 12:28am

Dear Diary,

Yes I know I am writing at 12:30 in the morning but I’m excited…I really wanna know who the Head Boy is…I hope its Joel McDermott… He is so hot…Ok… This thought has just struck me. I am writing in a diary at 12:30 am telling it I think a guy is hot…But back to Joel…He is so dreamy…He’s tall with light brown hair and blue eyes and a lopsided smile…Sigh…I wish Potter would leave me alone…The bloody pervert…This holiday I have had at least a hundred letters from him. Maybe that was over the top…

Lily.

Friday: on the Hogwarts express.

Dear Diary,

Yay! I am finally going to Hogwarts! That would have been my reaction if Joel was Head Boy. Bloody Potter is… Right now Lidia is telling me how she got loads of roses at her room at the Leaky Cauldron from someone. She wants to know who it is… How did Potter get to be Head Boy?

L-THUMP!

Saturday: NO ENTRY DUE TO LILY BEING IN HOSPITAL WING…

Sunday: 7:32 am

I am so pissed off with Dumbledore or whoever made Potter Head Boy… I hate life. It sucks real bad when Potter is your partner for running the school. Potter thinks he’s SOOOOOOOOOO cool. He has another badge! Shock, Horror, Gasp! OMG! Potter has two badges! I have four so there Potter! He’s Quidditch captain and Head Boy now… Well, I’m Charms Captain and Potions Captain and a Prefect AND Head Girl. Sucked in Potter!

Lily.

Hey! I sorta reposted this story so yeah… sorry! See you all next chapter!