Disclaimer: I am not J K Rowling otherwise why would i be writing a fan fiction!

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Well yes this just came to me just after i finished the Deathly Hallows and i liked it so i put it up! Please tell me what you think though because I'm not really sure if I'm going to keep it :S

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Here they where, at the scene of the last battle, no one but Harry and Voldemort mattered now and they circled each other dramatically. Then a crazy fan girl stepped out of the onlooking crowd.

"WEEEEEE you know what?!? You're ugly but i love you, you're so cool!!!!!!!!"

"What the hell?..." said Voldemort.

"How on earth can you love him? He's killed and tortured thousands of people...HE KILLED MY PARENTS...I'LL KILL HIM!!!!!" shouted Harry as he stormed around in the clearing like i three year old, ripping his hair out. (as you do)

"So what? Who cares about them anyway? They where your parents not mine! besides Oldie-Moldy-Baldie-Voldie's sorry now, isn't he?"

"Err...wait...hang on..." stuttered Oldie-Moldy-Baldie-Voldie and Harry being stupid enough to believe her, died of shock!

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So urm...yes...tell me what you think!

Oh and by the way that crazed fan girl is me, stuffed full of sugar:P

Mysti AKA 'Wax'