|Just an Unordinary Day
Author: Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus PM
Peach always usually invites Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Yoshi, Wario, and Donkey Kong to her castle, but things don't go as they usually seem, and with Toad leaving the moment Peach invites the others, it can only go wrong from there. Oneshot!Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor - Words: 819 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 08-04-07 - Status: Complete - id: 3703250
|A+ A- Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten|
Just an Unordinary Day
Disclaimer: All of the Mario characters and locations belong to Nintendo and are not own my us. Losers.
"Princess, I'm gonna go and head off to...um...see...my good buddy of mine...errr...Waluigi!" He said while stuttering nervously, before running out of the castle with his bags.
Peach frowned. "Aw man, that means one less person here." She then briefly thought, and gasped, covering her mouth. "Wait! With one less person, it'll be easier to distribute the cake!" She cheered, and started throwing confetti for no apparant reason.
The doorbell then rang, and a couple of Toad guards answered it, being whacked into the wall by the door's slamming as Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Yoshi, Wario, and Donkey Kong all entered.
"Hiya, Peach!" Mario and Luigi cheerily said as they waved to Peach.
Bowser laughed heartily while Yoshi and Wario both fought over the nearby vanilla cake, with Donkey Kong munching on his banana. The doors shut closed, and the flattened Toad guards fell unconcious to the floor.
Peach smiled, as she anticipated for Mario and Luigi to kiss her. Instead, thoughy, the two brothers ran past her and started talking to the Toad guards instead. Peach turned around and huffed angrily, stomping over to Mario and Luigi. "Hey! Aren't you even going to give me a kiss?"
"Why would I?" Mario said as he sat down in the chair, "I've rescued you enough times, AND I had to compete against and with you enough times, too. Don't get me wrong, I love you, but...I'm not in the mood."
Luigi nodded. "Same here. And it's not just the fact that Daisy's better than you..."
Peach fumed. "WHAT!?" She grabbed both mario and Luigi, stomped upstairs to her room, opened her window, and chuckeld the Mario Brothers out, watching them fall to the ground and breaking several bones, "Don't ever come back here ever again! I hate you, Mario Brothers!" She closed the window, and stormed out of her room, slamming the door shut.
Donkey Kong was now playing "Mario Kart 64" with Bowser in the living room of the castle, losing embarrassingly as he was rammed by Bowser into the lava in the game. "Oh man! How'd I know that I was going to lose to you like this?"
Bowser only continued laughing. "Because you're pathetic and I rock! So there!" He retorted, giving Donkey Kong a knuckle sandwich.
Yoshi and Wario both burped loudly as they finished off the cake, and they ran into the kitchen, eating everything in their sight. Yoshi accidentaly ate a microwave while Wario was hungry enough to eat the refridgerator.
Peach came back down, only to see the chaotic mess Yoshi and Wario were causing. She screamed at the top of her lungs, getting attention from everyone (except Bowser and Donkey Kong, who were too focused on playing Mario Kart 64). "NO!! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS AT ALL!!!"? She stormed to the kitchen and grabbed Yoshi. She started slapping the green dinosaur, and whacked him unconcious to the floor with her frying pan. She then grabbed Wario and pushed him out of the kitchen window, causing the window to break into tiny pieces of glass (landing both inside and outside). Peach then started sobbing uncontrollably, burying her face into her hands. "This is not what I was hoping this could all turn out to!"
Toad came back surprisingly, crying as he was in a beaten-up state. "WAAAH!!!" He tugged Peach tightly. "Peach, Peach! Bowser Jr. and Diddy Kong both beat me up on the way to Waluigi's house, and they took my lunch money!"
Peach cryed even louder. "Oh Toad, that IS depressing! Let's go to the bathroom and cry out our troubles there!" She added while sobbing.
Toad nodded, the tears really coming down fast on his face. "Good idea, princess!"
Peach picked up Toad, and she ran to the bathroom, closing the door and locking it as she and Toad cried out their sorrows.
The Toad guards all looked at each other, and they started to party down, while Donkey Kong furiously left in rage as he was completely owned in the game by Bowser, who stayed and laughed himself to sleep.