|interLOAFERS: Same Difference
Author: THE Xenomorph PM
As this story ends the inVASION is not far off and soon the X-Men, Misfits and all the teams will face an enemy unlike any before. Oh and I tossed in Squirrel Girl.Rated: Fiction T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 71,444 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 08-09-09 - Published: 08-04-07 - Status: Complete - id: 3703378
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interLOAFERS: Same Difference
By THE Xenomorph (aka Xenomorph666)
Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.
DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.
Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.
Universe: Spliced-Verse (Misfit-Verse, Evil Dead, The Mask, TMNT, Captain Planet, Beast Wars, Jurassic Park, Gargoyles)
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As the Scions nervously prepared to watch over the spliced universe they cared so much for a slight disturbance rocked the Verge as the normally calm Karma, the Scion of Balance tore through several verges chasing Ragnis, the Scion of Life while he cackled like a maniac.
"You idiot I was already pregnant!" Karma shrieked.
"I can't help it if you Wraith's got some fast little soldiers!" Ragnis laughed as he ran into a solid brick cartoon wall. They were in the Verge of Chaos.
"Hold him for me Perfection..." Karma roared in anger.
"You know we can skip through all this annoyance right?" Perfection said as he sat atop the brick wall which was simply labeled #4.
"I know, but..." Karma said.
"I mean seriously aren't we like several millenia ahead of Wanda's universe technically?" Perfection said, I mean you really shouldn't have to go through this twice."
"I'm pregnant again, Perfection." Karma growled, "It's not me lapsing into a time loop."
"We're gonna have a baby brother or sister?" Karai, Wraith and Karma's daughter popped in from seemingly nowhere. Karai was dressed in her signature purple cloak and armor. Her bright orange eyes and her hopeful smile told how happy she was. She unlike her brother was as dark skinned as her mother's human form, but shared her father's dark hair.
"Mother, father wants to know when you're going to repair the holes you two left in his office." Rael, Wraith and Karma's son spoke up. He like his father wore a green cloak and had incredibly pale skin with bright blue eyes and his mother's fiery red hair.
"Rael!" Karai snapped, "Office repairs can wait."
"They ran over several reapers." Rael sighed. "Including the Discworld reaper."
Karma noticeably flinched at the mention of the famous reaper.
"Yeow." Perfection said from atop the wall. "Awww, come on you know you wanna say it." He cheerfuly challenged the narrator.
"Stop taunting the narrator you fool." Ragnis gasped. "He has more power than even us!"
"More than you, not me." Perfection smiled. "I live in the writer's head."
"Oh goodness..." Karma sighed. "You've been around Perfection too much Ragnis." Karma said as she walked away.
"You made me look crazy." Ragnis shouted.
"Not hard to make a viking hylian look crazy." Perfection chuckled.
"I AM NOT A HYLIAN!" Ragnis screamed. "I AM A HIGH ELF OF THE WORLD---" Ragnis was cut off by a sudden pull backwards as Astral appeared and shoved him back into the dirt.
"You owe my kids many new toys and my wife a new kitchen." Astral growled. "And you don't wanna know what Maven's gonna do to you when he finds you."
"I was running from Karma!" Ragnis shouted.
"WE'RE ETERNAL BEINGS!" Astral shouted, "SHE CAN'T HURT YOU!"
"Well technically..." Perfection started and shut up once he saw Astral's death glare as he dragged the flailing Scion of Life out of the Verge of Chaos.
"Well now..." DM said as he appeared from a smoking portal. "That is one toasty city."
"Karma's pregnant again." Perfection said.
"Wow." DM blinked behind his shades. "My world's under major retcons."
"How bad is it this time?" Perfection asked.
"I think I was married and forgot about it." DM said.
"DAMN YOU QUESADA!!!!" Perfection shouted as he raided his fist to the sky in anger.
"Not like that..." DM sighed. "Although he must verily be damned."
"Well you still got your kids?" Perfection asked.
"I have new form." DM smiled. "I had kids?"
"Oh boy..." Perfection groaned. "Writers, the one thing no one has a spider-sense for..."
"Anyway wanna go taunt 616 Spidey about his marriage?" DM asked.
"I'd rather taunt the Green Lantern Corps." Perfection said as he pulled out a plaid colored ring.
"Insanity?" DM asked.
"Chaos." Perfection smiled.
"And the oath?" DM groaned as he asked.
"In groaniest comedy
In stupidest plot
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
You have made a powerful enemy today sign...
And Bingo was his name-o."
As Perfection finished he was covered in a lantern uniform with plaid coloring and a kilt.
"Wow..." DM said. "Let me try for Excess..."
"In lowest budget
In Barest land
by my hand."
DM was then transformed into a fusion purple lantern uniform with Emporer Drake's cape.
"Let's go vandalize the DCAU!" Perfection shouted.
"YAY!" DM agreed.
"Wait..." Perfection said.
"He would be the guy who commands the Black Rings." DM said as he anticipated Perfections question.
"Ok." Perfection smiled. "TO VANDALIZATION!" Perfection said as he held out his ring.
AN- Ok, really the last chapter. I just had this idea pop into my head at the last minute and I don't really want to wait three stories just to introduce Wraith and Karma's kids since they have such small parts. Also see if you can spot the Vampire the Masquerade reference in this chapter...