This is going to be a place where I put all my Bleach one-shots - as they come to me. Maybe I'll be able to stash a nice bunch here... maybe...

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Chara: Yoruichi/Byakuya

Rated: T

Summary: Yoruichi catches Byakuya. Deflowering happens...

A/N: Why am I writing this kind of fic? It's like... Mrs. Robinson, shinigami-style. Prolly because Bya-bo is a ponce. :P

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach. It belongs to Tite. I think. Whatever. It's not mine. :(

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Catch Me - If You Can

She always began their conversations with a reference to tag. It irked him - annoyed him - that constant reminder of his short-comings compared to her superiority. It reminded him of that one day SHE had started as 'it' - and he had darted away from her, trying to gain a lead in the 10 second wait time they normally gave themselves.

Yoruichi caught up easily.

She always did. Back then... now...

He felt her hand touch his -

"You're IT," she smirked down at the young man, and grabbed his wrist tightly swinging him around. Pressing him against the trunk of a tree to viciously press a kiss on his unresponsive lips.

Panic squirmed up from his belly as a burning fire ran down to his groin. He was giving in - so easily - and he hated it. Jerking his head away, he tried to push her off - she batted his hands away like the insignificant things they were. When he fell off the branch, losing his balance first, she followed gracefully after.

Pinning him down, she moved against him and his body responded almost automatically. Twenty minutes later, when she pulled away, leaving him panting, bared - vulnerable, she was smiling toothily.

"You'll get better, Bya-bo," she smirked. "With time and experience..."

Then she winked.

"You're 'it' - catch me if you can."

He couldn't catch her that day...

Byakuya never told people that his first time had been behind some bushes - a quick tumble, as it were, in the grass.

He never told anyone that Yoruichi had topped.

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A century, and then some, later, he saw her again. And the game of tag continued - he would catch her one day. And show her who had grown the most.

One day.

But this was not that day...

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