Author: Insane Guy of DOOM PM
Ever seen Miami Ink? Well now Homer's opened up his own tattoo shop, and he's going to ink up whoever YOU choose! Please review. No Pairings. Rated for Homer getting hurt... alot.Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 08-08-07 - Published: 08-07-07 - id: 3709207
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Here's the order the story will go in: Sam, Patrick, Double D, Illidan, and then I need more suggestions.
"To show you how good I am at tattooing stuff I will tattoo me! Say 'Isn't that right Tattoo Pig?' to tattoo pig." Homer continued. Then he pulled out a tattoing machine and stuck the needle into a jelly doughnut so it was covered in jelly for ink. "Its completely painless." He added before turning on the tattoo machine. "OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH! I mean, that sure was painless." Homer screamed. Now on his arm there was an insane scribble that sort of looked like Abraham Lincoln. "Get up and walk forward." The idiot said. Homer then tripped on his jelly doughnut and landed on his back with a "thud". Moaning in pain he continued to lay there. "We've got real cheap prices."