Carter: What's this?

Man: Nothing.

Carter: What's this?

Man: Got it from (mumbles)

Carter: Where's that?

Man: Ah-

Carter: Where's that?

(mumbling from both men)

Carter: This'll drop your ass dead you know that?

Man: Nothing but a cigarette.

Carter: This cigaweed.

Man: But-

Carter: But nothing, see (Disclaimer) I own nothing in this but Josh Spicer (points at man) no sick thoughts pervs. (Disclaimer)

The man puts it back in his mouth as Carter leaves. A chinese man takes it and throws it down.

Previously

LET'S GO XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!!

Now

Josh and Rai are seen in a creepy large room thing. Josh and Rai are seen in a giant cage type structure.

Dojo: Ooh, (shutters) it's the UFC Incident all over again.

Josh and Rai then jump off of the cage and then meet face to face and all sound stops.

Clay in Slow Mo Talking: Ddrraamaaatiiiicc.

Kimiko in Slow Mo Talking: Diiiiitttooooo.

Josh and Rai: GONG YE TAN PAI!!

“Poison” by Groove Coverage starts to play as they then just fight and battle and what not in the cage. (I'm lazy, so sue me.)

Your mouth, so hot
Your web, I'm caught
Your skin, so wet
Black lace, on sweat

Poison burning deep inside my veins.
Poison burning deep inside my veins.

One look, could kill
My pain, your thrill...

I wanna love you but I better not touch
I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna kiss you but I want it too much
I wanna taste you but your lips are that of poison

Your poison running through my veins
Your poison
I don't wanna play these games
Poison!

I wanna love you but I better not touch
I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna kiss you but I want it too much
I wanna taste you but your lips are that of poison

Your poison running through my veins
Your poison
I don't wanna play these games

Poison

Josh and Rai are now seen across from each other and Josh is against the cage.

Rai: Sword of the Storm!

Josh: Psh, Reversing Mirror!

The wind is now back where Rai was and the wind hit the cage.

Josh: Oh, crud.

The cage starts swinging back and forth, but Rai is hanging on at the top. Josh is being swung back and forth all over.

Josh: I GIVE! I GIVE!

Josh and Rai are now seen back at Josh's lair with Rai celebrating with Omi, Clay, Jack, Dojo, and Kim. She pretty much blindsides Rai and she is on top of him. They smile and he is the first to say something.

Rai: A happy ending.

They go for a kiss, but..

Josh Spicer: Not quite! I WILL NOT LOSE!

Jack then grabs a random steel chair and hits Josh with hit, knocking him out.

Jack Spicer: My time here is done.

Jack starts to fly off but he's caught.

Jack Spicer: Wha', don't try and stop me.

Jack looks back and he's caught on a branch that's randomly placed in the lair.

Jack Spicer: Oh...

He unhooks himself and flies off again, but he's caught again.

Jack Spicer: I'm gonna kill that- (Sees Clay grabbing him) oh!

Clay: Jack you really helped us today, so, we're welcoming you to stay with us.

Jack then started breaking out into a really huge laugh. He then saw their faces and stopped.

Jack Spicer: Oh you're serious. Nah, I would just wear ya' down, so, when we meet again, it's back to enemies baby, but, if the time comes when I fail miserably at evil, which will never happen (Monks and Dojo roll their eyes), then I may take you up on your offer, but for now, I will leave with my generally annoying and repeditive catchphrase. Good-bye, Xiaolin Losers.

Clay: How about that Jack?

Omi: Yes, very, as you say, flashes aren't all off in the basement.

Clay: Lights aren't all in the attic.

Omi: That too.

Kimiko and Rai look at each other and then kiss.

SCENE CHANGE

They get to the temple and they're still kissing.

SCENE CHANGE/FADE-OUT THING

Rai and Kimiko get to Fung's room as he is packing.

Master Fung: Ah yes, young monks, how may I last help you.

Rai: Well, for starters, why are you packing?

Master Fung: I feel as if my work at this temple is done. All 4 of you of have reached Shoku level and that's all my job was for. Anything else before I take my leave in what was supposed to be silent.

Kimiko: Yes, there is something else, we've decided to just be friends. Losing a great teacher over us is not worth it.

Rai: Besides, who will I have to insult. Clay's just lazy and Omi hardly knows I'm doing it.

Kimiko elbows Rai.

Kimiko: What we're saying Master Fung, is we would like you to say.

Master Fung: Well then, I will need some help unpacking.

Kimiko and Rai cheer as it fades out to some clouds, goes over to the right, then fades in to see Josh in his lair in front of a Kimiko picture. Josh is in a buddha position mumbling words.

Josh Spicer: Kimiko, you will be mine.

It cuts to the credits.

Either enjoy it or you will have a thousand spiders in your bed tonight. J/K. But really, please, helpful comments, nice ones, please, no flaming. Also, the part at the beginning was from Rush Hour.