Hey! This is my first AC: WW fanfic! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don’t own Animal Crossing. Nintendo does. Although…(gets shifty-eyed)

WARNING: SWITCHES BETWEEN BOOK AND SCRIPT FORMAT!!

I leaned over in the black, rinky-dink cab. A kappa was driving me to a town called Milford. The kappa was blasting Chamillionare’s Riding Dirty blasted on the double speaker stereos. Kappa guy put his feet on the wheel and steered in a laid-back fetal position with one hand. Think Snoop Dogg. He began to talk to me in a wheezy, ghetto voice.

(If any of you think this is racist, it’s not. It’s just how I think a street ghetto guy would be like…)

(A/N: I know Kapp’n’s not ghetto in the game, but isn’t it funny to try?)

Kapp’n: So homie. Dis here rain sure ain’t lettin’ up anetime soon!

Me: …

Kapp’n: Now wait just a white girled-minit! I never gotcher name, homie!

Me: Names PJ.

Kapp’n: You fond o’ dat name?

Me: Yeah. It’s burly.

Kapp’n: Yeah homie my granddaddy saids dat like tis a strong name fo a strong lookin boy, homie! Home skillet biscuit.

Me: Um…I’m a girl.

Kapp’n: Sorreh, white girl. Sorrehest ‘pologieses.

Kapp’n: Soo…y’all is poor, rite?

Me: I have 500 bells…

Kapp’n: Ok. Take’n extra 5mill on me (hands me heavy bag of bells)

Me: Whoa, sir! Ya really meannit?

Kapp’n: Yeh. Aneweh, I need 200 bells taxeh fair…

Me: Yeah here… (Hands him tiny baggie of bells)

Kapp’n: Tanks, y’all. Oh, look, da rains lightin up and ere we er!

Me: Thanks, man!

Kapp’n: sniffs and takes out polka dotted hanky Fehwell, PJ!!

Me: Bye!

End of chapter

Yes, I know it was short but I’m gonna update soon! Ciao!