DISCLAIMER: I don't own Bleach. How depressing...

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Drabble Seven: Unspoken Affections

Characters: Hyourinmaru and Tobiume

Time (according to Bleach storyline): No time in particular, but probably during a filler episode, since there are so many of those and even the zanpaktou’s would get bored of them after a while…

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“’Oh Shiro-chan, Shiro-chan! Wherefore art thou Shiro-chan?

Deny thy shyness and say my name.

Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love

And I’ll no longer live without you’”

“Wow. Momo, you should be an actress!”

“Oh, no! I’m too shy and too plain and—“

“No! No, you’re not. You’re a shining star Hinamori. You’re beautiful even when you cry—but, but it makes me so sad when you cry. I mean, I wish I could do something to prevent you from ever crying again, and then I get angry with myself because I’m not strong enough and—“

“Shiro-chan! You’re rambling.” She laughed. “Hitsugaya” turned red.

“I will always protect you, bed-wetter Momo. You know that, don’t you, Momo?” (insert sappy music).

“Shiro—“

“Hinamori… I, I…”

“Oh Shiro-chan, I, I feel the same.”

“Let’s kiss!” Said a voice who could barely hold in a roaring laugh.

The two zanpaktou personalities just lost it. They couldn’t keep it up any longer. So if you’ve ever wondered what zanpaktous do in their spare time—well, in Hyourinmaru and Tobiume’s cases, they enjoy making fun of the obvious awkwardness that encompasses Hitsugaya and Hinamori’s affection for one another. They just do the “speaking” for them, without actually speaking.

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A/N: Believe it or not, I dreamed this. Well, I had a dream about the idea of Hyourinmaru and Tobiume mocking Hitsu and Momo, not necessarily the dialogue. I wish I was a better author, but I hope you enjoy this chapter anyhow.