Disclaimer: Navi and anyone else mentioned in this story are copyright by Nintendo.

Hello, my name is Navi.

Yeah, you know who I am, Navi the annoying, never-shuts-up fairy.

Well, I know I’m annoying, BUT, have you even once listened to what I have to say? Yeah, I’m talking to you, Link!

Well… Now that you’re here, why don’t you listen to what I have to say.

I, as you know, am none other then, Navi the never-shuts-up fairy. Well, let me tell you, that statement hurts my feelings. That’s why I am writing in this diary, to discuss my feelings.

Well, your first question might be, ‘How can an armless fairy write in a diary?’

I’ll answer, I don’t know!

I have no idea how an armless fairy could write in a diary… Soooo… I’ll just tell you my story instead of waste time trying to figure out how to pick up a pencil or whatever people are using now.

Well, first off, I talk, a lot. BUT, I have valuable information.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to know what Saria would think if she knew you were going to save the world? Really. And Link thought it was annoying that I always hid in his silly, floppy, excuse for hat, well… Did he think I wanted to hide in that thing? If the heat isn’t bad enough, then Link’s hair will definitely get to you. Lets face it, when does Link have time to brush his hair, or wash it? Don’t tell Link this but I think he lice… I feel sick…

And I’m sure your going, ‘Get over it.’

Well, let me answer that with a “YOU try having to hide in that stupid thing all day. Its not like I have a choice, I have to hide in that thing. If I don’t the monsters will go after me." BUT, because I have Link, he takes all the heat. Heheheh...

And another thing, who doesn’t love listening to the soothing sound of my helpful advice?

Link absolutely LOVES listening to me say, “Hey!” and “Hello!” or “Listen!” And if you made it this far into the story, you love listening to my voice too!

I’m so loved! Take that stupid Midna.

And another thing, who prefers Midna over ME!?

That’s just disgusting. Oh sure, Midna is some beautiful Princess that rules some weird kingdom. But, I'm beautiful. Who doesn’t think a floating puff ball is beautiful? I know what your thinking, I am so beautiful! How dare you suggest that I’m not!?

I’ll tell you something else, because you managed it this far into my story.

I’m a know-it-all. And who doesn’t need a know-it-all? Everybody needs to “Know it all.”

Get it? Aha hahahahaa!

I’m funny too! Ahhh… I love myself.

Well… I don’t really have anything more to rant about soooo… Good bye!

…

What are you waiting for? You want more?

Sorry.

I’M just a know-it-all never-shuts-up fairy.

End.