Bipolar Craziness

The rating may go up to M

A/n this is a crack pairing my first weird pairing…I feel like doing one. So here it is a Zetsu Kagome pairing. Yes this is an Inuyasha Naruto crossover….another one.

ALSO NOTE: this story is not serious at all….it may be on occasion. People will be out of character and in character at the same time…..if you can’t handle semi-randomoisty stories then leave…if you can handle them then enjoy.

Summary: X-over with Naruto and contains a crack pairing what more do you need to know. Okay fine. Kagome’s goes bipolar after she sees and hears Inuyasha and Kikiyo….leave that to the imagination…..anyways she steals the jewel from Naraku…..and someone gets transported to the world of Naruto. She meets Zetsu and joins the Akatsuki…...she becomes his partner can she stand his other side and can he stand hers or will they both end up killing each other. Just one question is in the Inu gangs mind how the hell did Kagome steal Naraku’s jewel

And will this saying annoy Pein (leader) and Itachi to death….crazy I was crazy once, they put me in a rubber room, a rubber room with rats. Rats I hate rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy I was crazy once. They put me in a rubber room, a rubber room with rats. Rats I hate rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy I was crazy once. They put me in a rubber room…….

I think you get the drift oh and the rat thing was created by my friend Jordon I give him the credit for coming up with it………

Sorry for grammar

Chapter 1: CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kagome had just entered the village. She was about to head to the spare hut that was built for the gang when she stopped in her tracks. She could hear sounds coming from the hut. She could hear exasperated pleasure filled moans and groans. She thought it was Miroku and Sango….they did it all the time now even when other people were in the hut...even poor Shippo had seen his fill of them but at least in human years he looked at least 12. As she pulled back the fabric the fabric that covered. When she did she gasped…there before her was Inuyasha and Kikiyo naked in a bedroll. They both looked like they were having a fun time and Inuyasha because he was ‘too busy’ didn’t notice her. Only Kikiyo noticed her. Kikiyo just smirked at her. Kagome continued to stare for a moment and then turned around went to Kaede’s hut grabbed her bow and lots of arrows and then began to walk into the woods.

----Naraku----

Naraku was wandering around his castle he had nothing better to do…..he had already had his ‘fill’ of Kagura for the day and he was still hungry for some ‘action’. He then noticed a figure enter his castle. He walked down into the courtyard and saw that it was Kagome.

“Miko what do you want?”

“I want the jewel shards Naraku.”

“Why should I give them to you?”

“Because…”

Kagome whispered something into Naraku’s ear.

Naraku’s eyes stayed cold and he turned and went back into the castle. Kagome followed him.

An hour later Kagome came back out of the castle the jewel in hand.

“Naraku are you alright?” asked Kagura to an exasperated Naraku whose hair was all a mess and looked like he had just been stuck in Solitary confinement with Hojo

“Rats….” He said

“What about Rats?”

“They make me crazy….rats make me crazy…..rats make me crazy.”

Kagura watched as Naraku went into the fetal position saying ‘rats make me crazy’ over and over again.

“What the hell did the Miko do to him?”

----As Kagome walked through the forest----

“I told you before were not going back.”

“Oh come on I really want to go back.”

“Why do you want to go back so bad?”

“So we can have a threesome.”

“Ewww what the fuck is wrong with you.”

“If you say something is wrong with me then you’re saying something is wrong with yourself.”

Kagome was talking to herself….what the hell had happened to her.

“Hey look something is going on with the jewel.”

“I can see that. Can we please go back?”

Before her non perverted self could reply the jewel began to glow and it engulfed them and they disappeared.

----With Sango, Miroku, and Shippo----

“I hope Kagome’s back.” Said Shippo

“I hope that she had sense to stay away from the hut.” Said Miroku

“Yeah right the way you to go at with other people in the room Kagome probably though that is was you.” Said Shippo

“We don’t do it that much in front of other people.” Miroku defended while Sango just blushed

“Miroku what if Kagome did come upon them. What would happen you know very well that she is still innocent? What if she goes crazy?” said Sango

“I highly doubt that would happen. Kagome’s put up with Inuyasha and Kikiyo’s antics before.”

“Hey guys look is that Naraku and Kagura.”

Both Miroku and Sango looked up to see Kagura walking on the path in front of them helping Naraku walk.

Kagura saw them and set Naraku down and walked over and asked,

“Have you seen the miko Kagome anywhere?”

“What do you want with Kagome?” asked Sango who was about to go for her weapon

“I want to know what she did to him.” replied Kagura pointing at Naraku

Sango, Miroku, and Shippo looked past Kagura to see Naraku lying on the forest floor in the fetal position still saying “Rats make me crazy” over and over again.

“Kagome did that to him?” asked Sango

“I think so. I don’t know what she did. All I know is she took the Shikon no Tama.”

“I think we should go look for her.” said Miroku

“I agree I want to know what the hell she did to him.” agreed Sango

Sango, Kagura, Miroku, and Shippo then walked off to find Kagome leaving Naraku on the ground still in the fetal position

---With Kagome---

Kagome didn’t know where the heck she saw. She looked around she was in a forest a different forest.

“Where the fuck are we?” asked her perverted self

“How should I know?”

“Because you’re the smart one.”

“Oh will you just shut up already.”

“You can’t make me shut up then you’ll shut up.”

“Whatever.”

Both of Kagome’s were quiet as she continued to walk through the forest. As she walked something blond and something orange knocked into her.

“What the fuck! Watch where you’re going!” She yelled

Kagome looked at the two people in front of her and saw a blond man…or was he a woman and a boy with a creepy looking orange spiral mask on. Both me looked up at her and the blond said,

“Sorry but we’re kind of in a hurry, yeah.”

“Why the fuck are you in a hurry.”

It was obvious now that the perverted Kagome was out.

“Because of him, yeah.”

The blond pointed behind him and Kagome looked at saw a man with a black and white face who had what looked like a Venus fly trap on them running towards them with the top of the Venus Fly Trap closing as if about to eat something.

“Senpai, Tobi is scared.”

The blond not saying anything got up to his feet picked both Tobi and Kagome up and began to run.

Kagome heard the thing behind them say,

“Food….me want food now!!!”

“Oh shut up already Zetsu, yeah. We are not your food, yeah. Dammit why can’t Whitey be out instead of Blackie, yeah?” yelled the blond

“What the fuck do you think your doing!!? Put me the fuck down.”

“Unless you want to be his next meal…nope sorry I’m not putting you down, yeah.”

“Weeeeeee!!! Tobi thinks this is fun faster Sempai faster!!!” Yelled Tobi innocently while spreading out his arms

“Dammit Tobi will you shut it already, yeah.”

“Tobi is sorry.”

The blond just groaned as he ran still carrying them both with the thing he called Zetsu still chasing them. Kagome soon saw a huge gate come into view. They soon ran through the gates.

“Oi, Deidara what the hell are you doing?” asked a guy with blue skin who looked like a shark

“Running from fucking Zetsu, yeah Go get Leader, yeah!!!”

“I’m already here what the hell is Zetsu doing this time?” asked a guy with auburn hair and lots of piercing’s on his face

“He’s trying to eat us will you do something already, yeah!!” screamed Deidara who was running around the courtyard

“Oi, Zetsu hey look what I’ve got!” called leader

Zetsu stopped and turned to face Leader who was dangling a huge piece of steak from his hands.

“FOOD!!!!” screamed Zetsu and he went charging after the steak which Leader had now thrown

Deidara who was still holding Kagome and Tobi stopped running and watched as Zetsu devoured the steak.

“Hey can you please put me down now.” Said Kagome

Deidara put her down and then just stared at her. She was now acting nice….she said ‘please’ what the hell or who the hell was she.

Leader then walked over and asked,

“Hey girl who are you?”

“Me? Why the fuck do you want to know?”

“Because you look tough enough I could use you in our organization? So again what’s your name?”

“My name is Kagome Higurashi. I’m 18 years old and I’m the priestess of the Shikon no Tama.” She said in a perky almost too happy voice

Everyone just sweat dropped.

“Do you have a Bipolar disorder or something, yeah?” asked Deidara

“I think so. Not sure. Why?”

“Because one minute you’re swearing at me to put you down and the next second you’re saying please.”

“Oh I’m sorry about that.”

“No your not. You’re not sorry.”

The voice didn’t belong to Kagome. Everyone looked around. No one had spoken.

“Down here in your hand you fucking idiot.”

Kagome looked down at her hand and saw nothing but the completed Shikon no Tama.

“Finally, now swallow me.”

“Why?”

“Because then your bipolar transformation will be complete.”

Kagome stared at the jewel for a second then put it in her mouth a swallowed it. A bright pink light then engulfed her and when it dissipated her skin and appearance had changed. The left side of her face the skin had become a dark brown and her hair on her head on that side had turned dark blue while the right side was snow white and her hair had become a light green. She now wore a black and pink tank top and a red and purple skirt. Her right eye became a pupil-less jade, while her left eye became a pupil-less crimson.

“There now that’s done…what were you saying about us being in your organization?” Asked the dark Kagome

“You can join the Akatsuki but I think it would be best if you work with Zetsu since you both are bipolar.”

“Fine that works for me.”

“Oi, Leader what’s going on out here?”

“Oh, Itachi you’re just in time to meet our new member. Meet Kagome.”

“Hi, so you’re Itachi. Can I please annoy you?” asked the happy Kagome

“No.”

“Please.”

“No.”

“Dammit to fucking hell I said let me annoy you!!!!” screamed dark Kagome

Kagome then walked over to Itachi who just stared at her. She opened her mouth,

“Crazy I was crazy once; they put me in a rubber room. A rubber room with rats, rats I hate rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy I was crazy once. They put me in a rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats I hate rats, rats make me crazy. Crazy I was crazy once….”

“Ah will you shut up and leave me alone.” Screamed Itachi

“No. They put me in a rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats I hate rats….”

Kagome continued to follow Itachi around saying the rat thing over and over again in a never ending cycle.

Zetsu looked up having finished his steak and watched as Kagome annoyed him.

“I think we’ll get along very well.” Said the white side

“I agree.” Said the black side

The rest of the Akatsuki watched in amusement as Kagome annoyed Itachi…..but who would her next victim be.

A/n so what do you think of this fanfic so far. Is it good or bad how am I doing on Zetsu because to be honest I haven’t read any part in the manga where he speaks I haven’t seen his part in the anime yet……I’m working on reading manga scans….so please review thank you. Also one question I might write other Inuyasha Naruto x-over’s and I want to know what you would want to read for pairing wise and plot suggestions are welcome

I thought of

Sasori Kagome

Leader Kagome

Kakashi Kagome

Izumo Kagome

Kotetsu Kagome

Genma Kagome

Gaara Kagome (eh...Gaara needs love to.)

Iruka Kagome

Fourth Hokage Kagome

I think i must be crazy to think of this one...but Orochimaru or Kabuto Kagome

Even crazier Gai Kagome or Lee Kagome

I might do another Itachi Kagome and Deidara Kagome later.

So who would you pick? Please tell me in a review thank you