AN: This is just a list of things that if you ever hear Twilight people say them it won’t make any sense. I was just really bored and hyper. I think I might have been given a soda ;- Oh and if some one had this idea first, I’m hyper sorry. I’m still pretty sure this is all my idea.

Disclaimer: Sadly, I don’t own the rights to twilight. I have recently been told that the all mighty Stephanie Meyer does. But if I did it probably would have been so awful that people would use the copies for fires, so be happy Stephanie owns it. I’m happy to say I also don’t own Barney!shudders

Bella and the Cullens: Breath, Alice, breath!!

Emmet (or any other Cullen): I love roasted chicken! (A/n: author: So do I!)

Edward: I hate running.

Emmet: It’s too heavy.

Rosalie: I look horrible.

Bella: Jacob is sooooo much better than Edward.

Jasper: I don’t understand how you’re feeling.

Rosalie: I love Bella so much!!

The Voltorie: We’ve decided to join the Cullen’s and be vegetarians!

Bella: I wish Edward would just leave and never come back!

Alice: Makeovers are so stupid.

Edward (to anyone but Bella): It’s not like I can read your mind.

Edward: Bella, you smell terrible.

Jacob: I LOVE EDWARD!!

Mike: I’ve decided to stop chasing after Bella.

Jacob and Edward together: I love you, you love me, we’re a happy family. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won’t you say you love me too!

Billy: I LOVE THE CULLENS!!

Jacob: Bella should marry Edward.