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Chapter 10: Jackass Series Final: Butt X-Ray
Bakura’s POV
Hello there pathetic mortals, yes, this is Bakura speaking. I know, talking to you like that with me putting some lubricant-like shit in my butt, isn’t exactly threatening, but it’s worth to try. Oh for your information, this is what you call an Anal Tube.
Creepy, I know…
Why I’m doing this? Because of the stupid bet that I lost to, yeah. This is the bet, from the last chapter, uh huh, put a little toy car inside a condom and stick it up your ass. Yup, that was sick Marik’s bet and right now, he’s video taping me. Embarrassing right?
Okay, here we go…
Shit! It feels so goddamn gross, I’m gonna shit in my ass! This is insane, why did I put up with this freakin’ bet, oww, it kinda hurts. And why are they laughing?! You think it’s funny?! Drop dead!!
“So, was it a boy or a girl, am I a daddy now?” That freak deviant Malik is trying to piss me off. Smirking like that will get you gangbanged.
“Hey, this isn’t fun like you see it is, this is disturbing and gross!! Fuck you very much!!” I shout.
The next Day…
Marik’s POV
Oh God, Bakura looks so ridiculously funny, hahahaha. His face is all crunched up, like he’s gonna puke up live chickens. Hahahahaha…
“You better not be POV-ing me you jerk!” Well, well, well, what do you know, Bakura’s psychic.
Let’s put that aside now, okay, so after that bet Bakura took, there’s another catch to it. He has to go to the doctor and get an x-ray, yup, get the x-ray doctor to examine him and get the doctors jaw unhinged once he finds that little toy car in Bakura’s butt.
HAHAHA!! That’ll be grand I tell you!
Bakura’s POV
So, here I am, in the x-ray room, I’m wearing a pink thing on me, it’s like protection or something, anyways. Let’s start this, the fat lady might start to think I’m losing it by talking to myself. Oh, there a hidden camera in this room. How it got there, I don’t know either.
“Okay, don’t move honey.” Says that creepy fat lady, alright I won’t move. So, I gave that doctor some lame explanation on why I wanted to have an x-ray, so I told him that, we were having a drink in a party and then we got drunk, so somehow, we got drugged and now I feel something in my butt, and it’s very uncomfortable.
The stupid doctor fell for it, anyways, back to what’s happening. The results are in, so I wait outside to be let in after the doctor examines it.
Doctor’s POV
Oh my jesus, what is that things, it looks like a toy car, gasps a toy car?! How did that get there?! I better call someone.
I dial on my phone. As I raise the x-ray sheet near a light.
“Hello?” said the other line.
“It’s me I said…” So, after the greetings and yadda, yadda, yadda. I continue on the strange facts.
“It’s a little toy car…yes, it’s a little toy car, no, he said they were in a party and were getting drunk, yes, uh…no there’s no hot chick in the--hey!! Why are you asking?! Anyways, they all passed out, I bet they were all having ‘that’ (you know what I mean) and you know, stuffs like this happens and maybe, cause he said they might have been drugged and maybe that someone, or maybe himself had…oh, okay, really? Oh, well that’s…okay bye….” Then it ended.
Bakura’s POV
Hey, there the doctor, he’s calling me in now.
“You know, sonny, maybe you had stuck that car in your private, if you know what I mean…” the stupid doctor implied.
“I don’t follow…” I says to mock him.
“Jesus, you might have been the one who stuck that little toy car in your ass!” the doctor snapped.
“Well, that’s impossible, I wouldn’t do that…” Wow, I’m a believable actor.
“Seriously, well anyways, can you get this out of my butt?” I ask him. He looks at me dumbfounded.
“Hell no. My specialty is x-rays, not surgeons for idiots like you.”
Well talk about self issued anger.
“But, I will poop this out right?”
“Yeah, though I wouldn’t know when that’ll be.”
“Um…okay, thanks doc.”
Marik’s POV
HAHAHAHA!! HILARIOUS KURA!! You’re a great actor. Hahahahahaha!!
Ryou’s POV
Oh God. (O.O)
END OF JACKASS SERIES!!
Revea: Well, that was pretty disturbing.
Bakura: You just had to stick a toy car in my ass, now did ya!
Reshea: Yup. Review!! Oh and Kel-chan, I’m making you a star and Ryou in my next story! You can read my profile to see!! Hee, hee, hee.