Ribbon and Kirby's Relationship pt. 4

A/N: I told you that there will be a bonus chapter anyday! So lets get started. Kinda like a preview to my next story problaby late Feb., early March.

Disclaimer: I don't own Kirby.

Chapter 4: Kirby and Bow??

Noon time in Kawasaki's

"What do you mean that this food is crap?? Its made from a God!" Kirby cried.

"This food is okay and all, until Ribbon came and made it worse!! She made Kawasaki look like a master chef! No offense." Kirdy said.

"Now Bow, she's both cuter and more talented than Ribbon. Dang! If her name was a short syllable, I would've rhymed." Korby said.

"Yeah, I do have to admit, Bow is a better cook than Ribbon..." Kirby started.

Sadly, Ribbon overheard that part of their conversation and almost started to cry.

"Excuse me manager, may I go to the bathroom?" Ribbon asked.

"Come on, lady! You don't have to ask everytime!" Kawasaki said.

So then Ribbon ran to the bathroom crying for a moment.

"...But she is way better than Bow at almost any cost! And besides, Ribbon and Bow are twins! They look the same!" Kirby finished.

"You're problaby right about that! Let's cheer for no reason!" Karby said.

After eating their lunch.

"Well, what do you know, Ribbon's food tasted better!" Kirdy exclaimed.

"But I can't help the feeling that this wasn't cooked from happyness, or how ever you spell it! I'll go to the kitchen to make sure." Kirby said and left.

"What the heck is he talking about, 'Or how ever you spell it? Retard!" Karby wondered.

In the kitchen.

"Sorry Kirby, but customers aren't allowed in the kitchen!" Kawasaki noted.

"But I had free access! You're just lucky that you have customers!" Kirby announced.

"Well, shut up!" Kawasaki said.

Later.

"Hello Ribbon. Are you okay?" Kirby asked.

"I'm perfectly fine with my perfectly looks and talent! Yep, not being talked behind my back!" Ribbon noted.

"Oh, flute. You heard that part? That wasn't me there..." Kirby lied.

"Then who was it then, Dr. Suess??" Ribbon cried.

"Okay, it was me, but did you hear me about Ribbon being the perfect girlfriend?" Kirby told (the truth).

"Really, you said that about me??" Ribbon blushed.

Kirby nodded. Then Ribbon started to swing him around.

"I'm sorry that I doubted you! Now I feel much safer of our relationship!" she exclaimed.

Or is it... Let's find out...right after these messages.

In Ribbon's house.

"Hey Bow, I was scared about Kirby's and my relationship!" Ribbon said.

"I bet, I mean all you have is a skirt the size of a Toosie Roll!" Bow stared as Ribbon tried to pull her skirt down.

"Does a now-it-all sibling or friend treat you like crap?" Some wierd and random stanger announce asked. Ribbon nodded.

"Well, introducing the grand product of 20 Questions! The OMG special! Now, it only has 20 questions! WOW!!"

"Yay! Now I can best my sister anytime!" Ribbon said

(End of Commercial.)

"GOD!! YOU SUCK!!" Mr Birdy yelled.

(I'm way too lazy to say he said she said, so part of this will be in play form.)

(Karby decides to go on a trip to Aqua Star for a few days. Luckily, so did Bow. Too bad that he coved with Pink Powder.)

Karby: That is the last time I go to the Pink Panther convention, just for a flapen donut! I hate Pop Star!

Bow: Hey Kirby, Have you seen one of you're brothers? I have to give him this! Hopefully, it's Karby!

Karby: Wait, Bow! I'm Karby! See? (Wipes off some pink powder off.)

Bow: (Blushing) Well, what do you know! Well, I thought you would like this.

Karby: I have to admit, I haven't seen this side of you. (Opens up the present). OH MY SHOENESS!! It's the super ultra rare Super Mario 128!! How did you know about this?!

Bow: I just thought that you would like super ultra rare and Mario games. so I...

(Then Karby started french kissing Bow for a long moment. But sadly, Ribbon was out looking for them.)

Ribbon: Kirby? Have you seen my copy of Super Mario 128? I thought you would...HOLY SON OF A FU...

Mr.Birdy: BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... (catching breath) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!

(What the heck was that?)

Mr. Birdy: THAT WAS A CENSORSHIP!! YOU'RE WELCOME, YOU MOOK!!

(Right...anyway, Ribbon saw Bow and Karby, thought it it was Kirby, because she saw the pink side of Karby. Anyway, she them kissing and flew back to Pop Star.)

Bow: Did you hear something?

Karby: No. Did you?

(Now let's take a small break to not read.)

Mr. Birdy: NO NO NO NO NO NO!! NO MORE INTERMISSIONS!! THEY'RE GETTING OLDER THAN YOU'RE COMPUTER!!

(I find that very offensive.)

Mr. Birdy: YOU KNOW WHAT'S OFFENSIVE?? YOU CALLING ME MR. BIRDY. CALL ME BY MY REAL NAME!!

(Fine. Next story, I'll call you that, I'll look it up at the Wikipidea.)

(Now, I can do the he said she said style.)

Back at Pop Star in Kawasaki

"Yeah, I'll have a extra large burger, extra large fries, an extra large chocolate shake, and a large everything else please," Kirby ordered.

"I see that your still on your diet. You didn't order the 2 extra large everything else! That will be 1265 please." Kawasaki said.

"How about if I eat the food and you won't go out of buisness! That's a good deal!" Kirby said.

"Listen Kirby, you have to pay, or you'll be banned from here forever!!" Kawasaki warned.

"I hope I wasn't going to use this...(reaches in his mouth like it was a pocket)...Just take this out of Pick's credit card," Kirby said.

"Works for me!"

Later.

"Say Kirby, have you seen Ribbon? She has been missing work for 4 days!" Kawasaki asked.

"Since you mention it, she has tried to avoid me ever since I hit Karby with pink powder back at the Pink Panther convention to get a donut! I don't know what happened, but I'm gonna find out! As soon as I'm done with this food, of course!" Kirby said.

An hour later, Kirby ran to Ribbon to see why she has tried to avoid him. Then she finally got the guts to tell him why.

"How could you not understand why I'm so heartbroken?! I saw you kiss Bow on Aqua Star 4 days ago!" Ribbon cried.

"What are you talking about?? I haven't been to Aqua Star since I was looking for the chocolate pie MetaKnight promised...which I never found!" Kirby said.

"Then what the heck is this then?" Ribbon asked with a picture showing 'Kirby' and Bow kissing on Aqua Star.

"What!? That can't be me! I swear that's not me!" Kirby cried.

"Not only you cheated on me, but you stole the only Super Mario 128 from me!!" Ribbon yelled.

"Say what!! You know that I never steal!" Kirby said.

"HEY!! WHO TOOK MY TRIPLE CHOCOLATE CAKE?? King DDD yelled from his castle.

"WHERE THE HECK IS MY CREDIT CARD??" Pick yelled from Whispy Woods.

"WHO TOOK MY DONUT!!" The Pink Panther yelled from his convention.

"Well, not from you, of course...but I didn't take it!!" Kirby said.

"Will you please quit lying to me?!" Ribbon asked, then sobbed away.

Moments later, Kirby cried too. Then he an idea to save their relationship

"STOP EATING ME!!" Escargoon yelled.

Then he have another idea.

"Go away, Kirby! Don't tell me anymore bad news!" Ribbon cried.

"No! It's good news! I did not kiss Bow on Aqua Star! And I have proof! Karby and Bow, get in here!

Then Karby and Bow went into the room.

"Hi guys. How can you prove that Kirby didn't kiss her?" Ribbon asked.

"Well, if you see the picture, then turn it to the light, you could actually see that pink is pink powder! That red you see, is me!" Karby said.

"What kind of camera do have, girl?" Kirby asked.

"So it's true. You didn't kiss her after all?" Ribbon asked, then smiled.

Kirby just nodded.

"I'm soo sorry that I ever doubt you when you tell the truth! How can I repay you?" Ribbon asked.

"By not suffacating me with your hug?" Kirby said with his remaining breath.

"Sorry."

So at the end, Ribbon and Kirby took their relationship to the next level. Not that! They got married at the end! So now they could live together with happiness...or will they? Stay with me on Feb 29th and find out.

This is a long chapter!