Blue: Welcome to Cliche Goes Anime episode one! You know, I usually hate writing fanfiction, but if I can put my own originality into it, I don't think I'll have a probelm.

Summary: Cliche is a game featuring four adolences. The game is to point out cliches in a not so every day fashion. These guys have been doing Cliche for a while, but never have they ventured into Anime worlds to play the game! Their first anime will be the one and only, so full of cliches Naruto!

Disclaimer: I, Blue, do not own Naruto. But I own Cliche and myself. Ha!

Cliche Goes Naruto

By Courtney “Blue” Timmons

Prologue

“Mhmm…Boque…” the boy moaned in his sleep. He smiled giddily as he dreamt. His peace was disturbed by the sound of a wall exploding. No, it really exploded…via a foot.

“BILLY!” Shouted the voice of evil. The boy sat up in his bed with alarm. His coal colored eyes going to his bedroom door…Wait. The big empty space where the wall holding his door once stood. His jaw dropped. ‘I should be used to this by now.’

Standing in the door—EMPTY space, was the person he feared most. The one who had control over everything he did. She stood with a sinister grin and her dark eyes glinted over the rims of her black glasses. This did not look good. “Good morning, Billy.” She said, sweetly.

Billy raised his hand in a small wave. He looked at the three standing behind her. Two Japanese twin boys who were smirking their dumb smirks. Then he looked to his German girlfriend, who yawned as she brushed her curly golden hair. “Why did you bust down my wall, Blue?” Billy asked, finally.

The dark skinned girl's grin broadened. “Yaashiin twins…”

“Yeah!” exclaimed the soccer jock twins, as Billy commonly called them. Their brown eyes glinted as they made their way over to him. Billy tried to back away, but remembered he was in his bed and feared falling.

“Blue has come up with a great idea as our internet debut!” chirped the older twin, Takuya.

“We’ll be starring in fan fictions!” Finished the younger twin, Toya. Honestly, they both looked exactly alike. There were very few ways Billy could tell the difference between them.

“Fan fiction?” Billy repeated. He looked up to Blue with his eyebrows furrowed. “Blue, you hate writing fan fiction.”

Blue shrugged her shoulders. “I know I do. But I love reading it and making things go my way! Therefore…”

“That explains nothing!” Billy growled.

“Shh! Let me finish!” Blue hushed him, concealing her annoyance. “Plus, I was bored. You know how I am. Then, an idea clicked in my head! Cliché should take the next step into comedic parody and go anime hopping!”

“What the hell is anime hopping?” Billy asked.

“Twins!” Blue demanded.

“We’re going into actual anime series—" started Takuya.

Toya finished with, “And turning their worlds upside down! Oh, I mean, pointing out clichés.”

“THAT’S STUPID!” Billy shouted.

“YOU’RE STUPID!” The twins and Blue yelled back.

“Come on, Billy.” Came the sweet voice that could calm his heart. “It could be fun.”

“Boque…” Billy sighed in defeat at his girlfriend.

“See? Now you have to do it!” Barked the twins.

“He’d have to whether Boque was here or not…”

“Shut it, Blue!”

“So where are we going first, Blue-sama?” the twins asked.

Blue grinned evilly. “Our first trip will be to the universe of Naruto! With my amazing authoress powers, I shall get us there!”

Billy’s eyes widened. “Whoa! Whoa! What do you mean by ‘us’?”

Blue stared at him blankly. “I mean the five of us. I’ll be joining you guys this time around.”

Billy messed his bed-head black hair. “UGH!” he groaned. “YOU’RE ONLY GONNA MAKE OUR LIVES A BIGGER HELL THAN YOU ALREADY HAVE!”

“Yes!” Blue laughed insanely. “Get over it!”

Billy continued to pout in annoyance while Boque made her way over to comfort him. The twins laughed to themselves.

Blue raised a fist in triumph. “Alright! Cliché makes their fan fiction debut! Naruto, here we come!”