Genius 1

1:1 IN THE BEGINNING WAS THE ASS.

1:2 AND THE ASS SAID, LET THERE BE HAKAMA.

1:3 And there was hakama.

1:4 And the Ass said "Let me be a complete, sex-godly person."

1:5 And it was; and He declared it good.

1:6 And lo, it was good.

1:7 And He said "And my name shall be sung throughout the land, for I am Sanada."

1:8 And Sanada put on the hakama to cover his nakedness.

1:9 And He declared it good.

1:10 But no one else thought it was as good as before, although after a bit, they sighed and declared it still really, really fucking good.

1:11 And on the first day, Sanada created tennis, and bishies to play it, and cheerleaders.

1:12 And on the second day, Sanada created tennis courts, and a world for them to be in, and rackets.

1:13 And on the third day, Sanada created his angels tennis team.

1:14 And he declared everything good.

1:15 And it was, for they were divine and therefore the best in all the land.

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Genius 2

2:1 But on the fourth day, Sanada was displeased.

2:2 And because of Sanada's displeasure, Yukimura created Himself and kicked Sanada in the shin.

2:3 And They declared it good.

2:4 And it was.

2:5 And so Sanada took aside one of His angels tennis team members, and He said unto him:

2:6 "Thou shalt take these Commandments unto the world, and thou shalt distribute them so that all may know of Me."

2:7 And the messenger set out, but as he was walking down the mountain, he became very hungry and he ate them, for the Great Emperor of the Universe had not yet created cake.

2:8 And Sanada appeared before him and He said, "Thou have failed in thy duty. TARUNDORU!" and He did smack the messenger across the face.

2:9 And so Sanada summoned a second messenger, and He did give unto him the same task as before.

2:10 But as the messenger went down the mountain, he came across the Prince of Lies, recently fallen from grace, who said unto him:

2:11 "Hey, can I read those?"

2:12 And since the messenger had been raised to be respectful of his sempai, he let the Prince of Lies read the tablets with the Divine Message on them, and the Prince of Lies did say unto the messenger:

2:13 "Lend me that pen. This needs to be beta-read."

2:14 And he did write upon the tablets:

2:15 "Camels...are...an...abomination...unto...Sanada. And, hmm, what else... what's all this about honoring thy buchou and thy fukubuchou? That's crap. Thou shalt honor thy doubles-one team...and--"

2:14 But the Great Emperor of the Universe intervened with a crack of thunder and He said unto the messenger and the Prince of Lies:

2:15 "Thou have failed in thy duty. TARUNDORU."

2:16 And He did smack both of them across the face.

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Genius 3

3:1 And then the Great Emperor of All turned the day into night and went to bed.

3:2 And on that night, the Fourth Night, Sanada invented gay sex.

3:3 With Yukimura.

3:4 And they celebrated in it like they'd just invented it.

3:5 Because, y'know, they had.

3:6 Ahem.

3:7 And they declared it exceedingly good.

3:8 And Lo! It was.

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Genius -- 4

4:1 And then Atobe led some random strange people out of Egypt.

4:2 And he did part the waters of the Red Sea with his prowess.

THE END.

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