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Sex Education

“Okay class, that’s enough for today. Don’t forget to prepare yourself for the quiz on Monday” Dr. Thomas Oliver said as he ended his science class period a bit early this Friday afternoon.

“You still have about ten minutes before the bell, use it to do whatever you want…but quietly!” Tommy added. Sitting on his own desk, he briefly scanned the classroom. Some students used the time to sleep, some of the more diligent ones studied and a few stared at the clock wishing the bell to ring soon. Tommy laughed as he saw that sight.

Suddenly the door of the classroom opened as a young woman in red dress entered.

“Good afternoon, Dr. Oliver” Principal Randal said.

Tommy stood up from his chair “Good afternoon, Principal Randal” he greeted his guest “How may I help you?”

“Well Dr. Oliver since your class period is over, may I take a few extra times to explain something to this young teenagers?” She asked.

Tommy stared at her with a question look “Uh..sure” he said as he stepped aside.

“Good. Thank you Dr. Oliver” Principal Randal said and smiled. The whole class groaned in disappointed.

"Okay," said Principal Randal as she paced around the room of the science class. "Today, we have a little . . . different schedule." She stopped in front of her desk and turned to face the class. "The school board has ordered this upon us, and I was the appointed teacher, lord knows how," she breathed quietly. "Anyway, we have to do a class on . . . um, sex education."

The boys instantly roared in laughter while the girls rolled their eyes.

"You're kidding," Conner McKnight said. "Please tell me you're kidding."

"Unfortunately, I'm not. But we do all know of how much a jokester I am," Randal rolled her eyes. "So, we should get started. Silent!" She ordered—especially to the boys-- and their laughed ceased in a second.

Once the boys calmed down, Randal began with her lesson. "Okay, um, sex isn't always something you should do." She was standing very awkwardly at the front of the class "Sex might seem like a fun thing to do, but pregnancy can always occur, and you don't want to be the only one with a baby at this school, do you?"

"But we can always use a protection, right?" Ethan James pipped up.

"Well, you're case isn't the same as everyone else's," Randal said, ignoring Ethan’s comment "Everyone should know the . . . unsafe things sex can bring."

"How would she know?" Conner whispered loud enough so everybody could hear. "She's probably a virgin."

Ethan, Trent and Kira stuffed their hand in their mouth to muffle their laughter. Randal gave them a sharp glance but continued her work. "Does anyone else know a result of sex?"

"ORGASMS!" Conner yelled so hard and made everybody laughed.

"If you can't handle this lesson, Mr. McKnight, then I may ask you to leave," Randal said, giving Conner a lethal glare.

"And miss all of this? Not even for the world!" Conner told her.

"Then I suggest you close your big fat mouth and listen, god dammit!" Randal said, her temper raising. "Okay, I have an activity. This will help you learn how to say no to your partner in a relationship. If you say no, your partner should respect your reply and drop the topic right away. Do I have any volunteers?"

Conner's hand shot up into the air at once. Randal reluctantly called on him. "Okay, now we need a girl."

Ethan took Kira’s hand, raising it to go up. Conner's eyes lit up and his smile reached the lake.

"Miss Ford?" Randal said "You want to go?"

Before Kira could say no, Conner had grabbed her hand, running up the front of the class with her. "I knew it," Conner said. "You have loved me all along!"

Kira growled at him and took her hand back forcefully.

“Thanks a million Ethan” She hissed through her back at the boy in blue. Ethan only gave her a mischievous grin.

"Okay, now, I'm going to give Mr. McKnight a card to read off of. Mr. McKnight is going to pressure Miss Ford to have sex with him."

Kira stared at Randal in disbelief "Excuse me?" She asked.

"YES!" Conner said joyfully, thrusting his fist into the air. "Hell yeah!"

"This is not practice on Mr. McKnight's part," Randal said forcefully. "I have a couple cards to demonstrate with. We'll go back and forth between Mr. McKnight pressuring and Miss Kira. Please pay attention."

Kira looked at the class and they were all at the edge of their seats, ready for a good, funny lesson. They were all taking notes in their head. Rumors to spread when they get out of class.

Kira Ford wants to have sex with Conner McKnight. The-Avril-Lavigne-wannabe is a slut who wants sex with the-David-Beckham-wannabe.

Conner took a card from Randal and read it to himself. He allowed himself a good laugh before turning to Kira, his face a little red. "Why do you have to be so prude? I thought you loved me."

The class burst out laughing and Conner smiled in spite of himself. Kira gave him a deadly glare. "I'm not prude. And I don't love you!"

"That's not what you said yesterday," Conner replied.

"I lied," Kira said in a cold tone, crossing her arms across her chest. "I don't want to have sex with you."

"Okay," said Randal. "I know that you don't like Mr. McKnight all that much, Miss Ford, but you have to be a bit realistic. You don't say to your boyfriend that you don't love them . . . like that."

"Boyfriend?" Kira said. "Conner would ask that to any random girl walking up the hall!"

Conner went, "Ohhhhhhh!" really loud and the class laughed.

"Here, Miss Ford. Your turn."

Kira took the card roughly from Randal’s hands and closed her eyes when she read it. "We have a connection. Why don't you just go with it and have sex with me?"

Once again, the annoying class roared with laughter. Conner took a step closer to her and said, "Sure, Babe!"

Randal instantly separated them. "Conner McKnight! You're supposed to say no!"

"To Kira?" he asked. "Not in a million years."

“You are so going to die Conner McKnight!” Kira warned him.

Randal rolled her eyes and said, "Miss Ford, why don't you take a seat. Mr. Fernandez, you come up here."

Trent laughed and joined Conner at the front of the room. Kira hit Trent when he passed her by.

"Since you seem can't handle a girl, why don't we try a boy?" Randal asked, giving Conner another card. "Read it."

"Trent, my love, we've been dating for so long! I might have to break up with you if we don't do it soon," Conner said dramatically.

"Oh, Conner my dude, I never knew you were a queer."

"We've been dating for five goddamn months, you idiot! Have sex with me or you die!" Conner demanded.

"I don't know if I'm comfortable dating rapists," Trent replied, backing away.

Randal buried her face in her hands and said, "Stop! Would you two just stop it? Mr. McKnight, sit down!"

Conner looked at Trent and said, "I must go now. But my love for you burns like the intensity of a million suns."

"I will see you soon, my love," Trent said, blowing him a kiss. Conner walked backwards all the way back to his seat, giving Trent loving looks.

"Mr. James! You're turn," Randal said. "Up. Now!"

Ethan rolled his eyes and walked to the front of the room. Randal handed Trent a card.

"Everyone else is having sex," Trent read off the card. "Do you believe in gay sex or something?" he said, making up his own dialogue.

The class was in tears laughing now.

“Okay…okay! Enough with this bullshit!” Principal Randal roared. She glared at each student in front of her. Then she turned her head to face the two boys beside her

"Mr. Fernandez and Mr. James, down this instant!" She ordered. Trent and Ethan walked to their own seat, giggling.

“What’s the matter with all of you? You are so unbelievable!”

“Please forgive them, Principal Randal. They’re just kids” Tommy tried to ask forgiveness for his class.

“I know, Dr. Oliver, but we need to let them know about this serious kind of problem!” Principal Randal said “and none of them good enough to give that example to us!”

“Why don’t we give that example to them” Tommy said, offering her his kind of idea.

Principal Randal looked up at Tommy, her expression instantly changing to fear. Everybody smiled knowing perfectly how she has had a crush on their science teacher for months.

“A-are you sure, Dr. Oliver?” she gulped.

“As sure as I can be” Tommy nodded firmly.

“Uuh..okay..i—if you sure” Principal said and nervously took a card from her own hand. She was never good with men. Her face turned a deep red once she gave it to Tommy.

“H-here..D-Dr. Oliver. You go first”

“Allright” Tommy took the card from her hand and started to read it. The whole class held up their breaths.

"But I love you. Do you think I'd hurt you or our relationship?" Tommy started seriously.

"I'm just not ready for sex yet . . . D-Dr. Oliver" Principal Randal said, blushing.

Tommy stopped reading. He stared at Principal Randal’s face in a serious look “You should not call me ‘Dr. Oliver’. It’s not a perfect nickname to call your boyfriend” he said.

Randal’s face turned red again when Tommy said the word ‘Your Boyfriend’.

“Shall we try that again?” Tommy asked. Randal gave him a tiny nod before she re-read her dialogue.

"I'm just not ready for sex yet . . . T—T-Tommy" She said nervously.

"When will you be?" Tommy asked, still in serious mimic.

"When I'm ready," she said, smiling.

"And will you tell me?" Tommy asked, smiling too.

"Sure," she said. "But I'm not ready yet."

Conner whistled loud as the conversation ended. He stood up and yelled “Great Job!”. The class clapped their hands and cheered for the couple in front of them. Principal Randal looked relieved and happy that they had actually done the lesson correctly.

“Now I think we should change our position, Principal Randal” Tommy suggested. He picked a card from Randal’s hand and gave it to her.

“Here, your turn now”

Randal instantly turned nervous again. She looked at her card and started to read it "We've done so many other things together. Why can't we do this?"

Tommy looked at her with a blank face. "Um . . . I'm just not ready."

"Of course you are, Dude!" Conner screamed from the back. "You can do it!"

“Yeah Dr. O. Show us that you’re not a gay!” Ethan shouted too.

“Beat her, Dr. Oliver. Show her who’s the boss” Trent said.

“Don’t worry Dr. O, we’re right behind you!” Kira added.

"Shut up!" Tommy growled at the four of them before he turned at Randal again “Please continue, Principal”

"But I thought you loved me," Randal continued, a smile reaching her lips.

Tommy looked at her deeply and said “Of course I love you”

“Then why?” Randal read the card.

“I just forgot to bring my strawberry condom” Tommy answered jokingly. The class couldn't take it anymore. Conner and Ethan found the floor a good place to laugh, while Kira and Trent had completely lost it too, letting theirself laugh at the irony of the situation. Randal’s face was redder than everybody had ever seen her. She walked out from the class as soon as possible without saying any word.

“Seriously Dude, a strawberry condom?” Conner asked when Randal had gone.

"Hey, I’m a man with a taste" Tommy said, smiling a little “And never call me ‘Dude’” he added.

"We'll continue our lesson on monday" Tommy told the entire class "You may leave now."

The End