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Here's the last chapter's here! (LOL Mess up)
Chapter titles one and five are the only ones that aren't trivia/tribute stuff just so you know. There's too many hidden fun stuff in this story... so read...
“I wish I knew what this city was called for once,” Ness sighed in relief, stepping off of the helicopter Pit’s company owned, “instead of just calling it Question Mark City.”
Coincidentally it was Question Mark City.
“I absolutely LOVED that island…” Jigglypuff sighed in angst, remembering that one speck of dust…
“I hate lost worlds…” C. Falcon muttered.
“I hate Jurassic Parks…” Bowser muttered.
“I just like hating things in general.” Stated Kirby.
“Oh yeah! I never got to mention my theories to explain things on the island… Like C’mon, who doesn’t like chaos theory? Field of bullets? Black noise?” Ness said, “I’ve been dying to explain gambler’s ruin. Yeah gambler’s ruin! Can I pleeeeaaaase tell the gambler’s ruin theory, please?”
“Those dinosaurs were all icky…” Zelda said, “when it got Wario, his glove almost touched me, me! It had dirt on it! It was disgusting.”
“Hey, there’s a crowd over there…” Link spoke, leading them to the gathering.
Pit was at a podium facing away from the dock, next to the police station.
“I’m glad you all came-” Pit began, then noticed his fellow Nintendo characters staring at him.
Pit stared back.
They stared at each other.
“How’d you get here so fast?” Samus asked and took her suit out of Jigglypuff and put it on.
“How’d you get here so fast?” Pit asked,
“Please no ham sandwiches!” Fox pleaded,
“How’d you get here so fast?” Yoshi asked,
“How’d you get here so fast?” asked Bowser,
“How’d you get here so fast?” Peach asked.
“Thank you all for leaving me on the island and having to walk all the way here!” Shouted Ganondorf angrily.
The reporters literally scribbled on their notes, playing reporter as they looked back and fourth.
One of the reporters got bored and made an origami ham sandwich after hearing the idea from Fox, then pretended to eat it, just to annoy the other reporters.
“Anyway, those are some random people I guess I know, so the cat will be arriving shortly aboard the SS Juttson.” Pit stated, then a cop came up to him.
“Hey… hey… hey.” Whispered the man as he was ignored.
“What?” Pit snapped, covering the mic “For the last time I don’t want any fun-sized sandwich snacks!”
“It’s not that this time, I think you should see this.” He said,
“I’m kind of excited I guess or something…” Pit said with fake enthusiasm into the microphone and left the podium.
“The Juttson isn’t responding,” the policeman explained, picking up a radio receiver, “Juttson, this is- what’s this company name?”
“I don’t remember, it doesn’t matter.” Pit quickly replied.
“-Pit’s company, please decrease you’re speed.” He said,
Pit looked at the radar, seeing the boat speed toward the dock.
Pit ran out of the small building screaming, pushing people out of the way violently and ran off down a street.
Meta Knight looked back at the ocean fading into the darkness.
Nothing happened.
“What was that about?” Falco asked.
Nothing still happened.
Marth stared.
Nothing continued to happen.
Then the large ship came into the light as the crowd ran the other way.
It plowed through the dock, knocking over cars then stopped halfway into the big wood platform.
The police and main characters with names climbed aboard the ship.
“Stupid SS Juttson,” Ike said, he and the police captain going into the control room.
“Where’s the crew?” Ike asked,
“All over the place…” the captain replied.
“Hi,” said one of the crewmembers, sitting on a control panel, another was hanging from a light fixture.
He leaned on a button, causing two giant hatches on the center of the boat to rise.
They watched as the cat pushed the hatch doors the rest of the way and climbed out.
Running off the boat, the crewmembers jumped into the water to escape a swipe as the cat stomped off into the streets.
“What did you do to contain it?” Samus asked a crewmember, walking.
“We beat it over the head with some clubs when it started to recover from its tranquilization. It stopped breathing so we beat it even more.” He replied.
“You beat even more with out knowing the proper number of beats on the head to knock it out? Nerd…” Samus said.
“What should we do to stop it?” Link asked Pit, who was hiding behind a water hydrant, the Smoo went up and marked it and the angel stood up.
“I don’t know…” Pit shrugged and walked off.
Pichu jacked a truck, “I’ve got an idea!”
Everyone got in.
Pit was riding a bus.
Nothing happened.
The Cat trotted along side it as cars swerved around and people ran around in circles.
It rammed into its side, crushing it to half the size.
The bus was out of control and drove into a Blockbuster.
“Hi,” Pit said to the cashier, walking out of the store.
People fled in terror as the kitty trotted down the street, smelling crashing cars as they slid by.
It grabbed onto a streetlight and twisted it around it its jaws as cars swerved out of the way.
“Can we get stuff?” Marth asked, Roy nodding.
“No!” Mewtwo said, “I guess…”
“YAY!” they cheered and bought a lot of junk food.
“Let’s go!” Fox said once it was full,
“But I don’t want to squeeze inside there again!” whined Peach,
“Now come on; there’s a tiny backseat place,” Link commented.
An iguana came from its iguana house next to the pool.
The cat ate it.
The cat walked away.
“Stupid cats!” screamed Roy; the truck bed was swarming with strays and pet cats, all meowing, sniffing, and wandering around on the catnip and food.
The cat, chasing a taxi, lost interest, smelling the kitty delights and followed their truck down the road.
“Mario, Slow down a little!” Samus said.
“Uh, I don’t think so.” Mario said, a little high from the catnip wafting into the truck.
The cat gained speed and the normal cats meowed frantically and piled into the back window, hopping onto and over heads.
Struggling to control the truck, Mario couldn’t see passed the cats standing on the dashboard and on his lap.
“Go through the water houses!” Link yelled over the meowing, taking cats off of his head.
Crashing through the wall of a depot, the Smashers ran out, cats flowing out of the doors.
“Where’s the cat, is it still behind us?” Jigglypuff asked, at this it burst through the wall and accidentally rolled the vehicle over while chasing its prey.
Running onto the boat, they (plus the cats) jumped off as the massive cat followed.
Swimming away, the cats dropped down and swam, sprinkled in with them.
Sonic was clueless as to what to do after not jumping off.
“Now what?” Sonic asked nervously, the cat staring at them.
The cat walked up to him.
He ran in circles screaming.
One house cat was still there, the big cat nudged it to eat Sonic for no reason, which it did.
The house cat ate him.
Sonic was dead.
Sonic died.
Sonic was dead.
“No, you freaking retard, shoot the big one, not the house pet sitting on your lap!” the same police officer from earlier spoke into his radio.
Peach took Ganondorf’s air rifle from him, loaded it with a tranquilizer as a S.W.A.T. copter hovered overhead.
The S.W.A.T. team pulled out Italian Franchi SPAS- 12 shotguns and aimed.
She aimed and shot the cat.
It fell over; Pit pushed the button that lowered the hatch doors.
“Why didn’t you leave it to the S.W.A.T. team? It probably needed to die.” Yoshi asked,
“Yeah,” Random Smashers added from within the crowd.
“Well…” Peach said all mad and trying to think of a good reason.
Peach shot Yoshi.
“HA! Now how can you psyche me out while you’re unconscious and drooling like that? Huh? Tell me! Because it would be interesting!” Peach laughed.
Link took a subsonic Fluger dart and shot the princess.
But with Peach, it only knocked her out.
“Also, why didn’t we ever fight the entire adventure?” Kirby asked.
Silence.
Silence.
Silence.
Silence.
Silence.
“… SHUT UP!” Everyone but the pink puffball yelled and stomped off home.
Mario then took this time of walking home to think about the people who had died along the way... Uh were they Smashers? he couldn't remember so he nervously set that thought aside and hoped no one would ask him about it.
“… Now we’re being shown a full shot of the ship that’s containing the altered cat inside.” Said the news reporter, “And as you can see they aren’t taking any chances on a repeat of the incident at Question Mark city last night. Even though the boat is no where near land and as if they needed a whole fleet to secure it,” attack carriers were surrounding the ship, “The cat got out because someone pressed the hatch opening button. Do people pay attention to details? No.”
“… SHUT UP!” his female anchorwoman yelled, "They might want to safely take it out to the island without getting eaten!"
The cat burst through the hatch and the surrounding ships blew up the entire boat excessively and coolly.
“Now we take you live to Pit.” the woman said, calming down once the camera switched to her.
“It is absolutely imperative,” Pit spoke, looking at a thesaurus, discovering the word ‘is’, “that we work to make it an isolated preservation for that island."
"These creatures require our absence to survive, not our help.
"And if we could only step aside and trust in nature, Life will find away…
"Just kidding. Blast the mother sky-high!” Pit then started laughing madly and it cut to the two main CNN reporters.
Kirby stared.
"The commencing of the 'blasting' of the island would soon follow but the company has wanted Kirby to replace Pit as the president." The anchorman told.
Kirby got up and hid in a closet.
"At least I ate those two dinosaurs so HA!" Kirby whispered, hiding.
The End
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