Okay, let’s look at the first batch of questions…

Gorebag-the-Orc-Dude asks: dear d'Artagnan
do you resent jacques "the stud" for stealing your girlfriend
sincerly Q.A.

D’Artagnan: Of course not, Charlotte’s a nice girl, but she’s more Jacques’s type. OW! What was THAT for?

Jacques: Um, nothing… glares at d’Artagnan and mouths “My type?!”

Evil Reviwer asks: After Gerard was killed how did the Cardinal find out about you? (Taking into account that the only person who had discovered the secret was Captain Bernard, who you turned into a shish-ka-bob.) But sure enough, you got found out, even though the story we saw made that completely illogical. I'd love to find out how that happened.

Jacques: Hmm… We never did ask that old man…

D’Artagnan: We should’ve. Would have been interesting.

Ramon: What secret is this, Jacques?

Jacques: Uhh… Next letter!

Anon.Q asks: Dear Louis, did you feel rejected when Princess Tatiana refused the marriage?

Louis: Just for a while. At least until Mazarin got me a new pony!

Coupe de france says: I really don't see the point of this story if you can even call it a story. Sorry.

Siroc: I, too, am sorry you feel that way about my invention. I don’t call it a story, for it is not a story, it is mail that our fans mail to us and we reply and answer questions to.

KaylieEtte asks: Dearest Siroc,
Are you single? I've never seen you w/ any girls. 'cept for the last episode, and then we never really saw the girl.
Dear Jacques,
When are you ever going to admit you have special feelings for d'Artagnan? You could be so sweet together!!
Dear d'Artagnan,
Same question.
Dear Ramon,
You are such a sweet guy!! I wish there were more episodes about you and Siroc.

Loving Siroc forever,
KE

Siroc: looking slightly flustered and blushing, whilst the rest of the company hides laughter by coughing. Well, er, yes KaylieEtte, I suppose one might call me single… But that is because I chose to- Stop laughing you guys- be.

Jacqueline: Special feelings?! I have no feelings whatsoever for that pompous biscuit weevil.

D’Artagnan: No, I have no special feelings for myself, thank you for asking.

Ramon: Why, thank you, KalieEtte, it is so very sweet of you to say. I get to open the next one, give me that bag, d’Artagnan! looking into the bag, he pulls the last letter out. Reading the name on the envelope, he quickly opens it and reads it. Hey, what’s this? Milady of the Valley asks: Jacqueline,

when are you and D finally gonna DO SOMETHING? Cummon gurl...we're not blind!

Jacqueline: grabbing the letter Gimme that!

Now safely in her room she answers Hem, ahh… You remember when I had that awful dream? That one with the all-powerful sword? Well, something along those lines was planned to happen in the next episode, but we got cancelled.

Siroc: Right, well that went well, I must say...

AN: Questions and more chapters go hand in hand. See you next time.