What Dignity…?

Butler walked into Fowl Manor having just returned from shopping to hear giggles coming from the twins playroom. This was strange. Artemis was the only one home...

He walked briskly up the stairs and across the hall. He slowly pushed open the door...

He stared.

Artemis was sitting on the ground playing with two barbies. " It's not what it looks like I swear!!!!!" He yelled as soon as he noticed Butler.

Butler just stared at him for a while and Artemis started making up stupid excuses and fidgeting. Then he screamed and ran to the wardrobe hiding in it.

He didn't come out for a while.