How to Annoy Einon

1. Hum the Dragonheart theme 'til it drives him mad.

2. Wake him up in the middle of the night and demand a drink of water. Repeat as desired.

3. Lock him in a room and make him listen to Radio Disney nonstop for at least 36 hours.

4. If he ever hurts himself, scream as though you're in great pain.

5. Tell him the sole purpose of your existence is to annoy him to no end.

6. Give him heat vision goggles and make him keep watch for the Dragon all night.

7. The next day, ask him what he's doing with heat vision goggles. Listen to his answer. Casually mention that Dragons, being reptiles, are ectothermic and thus won't show up on the silly contraption.

8. Dump a bucket of cold water on his head at random moments.

9. Dye his hair red while he's asleep.

10. Call him 'Durza' until he manages to wash all the dye out, in which case, look disappointed the next time you see him.

11. Start wailing and moaning profusely for no apparent reason.

12. Go on and on about how selfless Draco is, giving up his life to destroy the evil tyrant.

13. Steal his sword and refuse to give him your 'shiny'.

14. Braid flowers into his horse's mane and tail, paint it a pretty shade of pink and glue a paper horn to its forehead. Show it to him.

15. Run around the castle screaming, "THE PEASANTS ARE REVOLTING!!!" At three in the morning.

16. When he inevitably hauls you off to the dungeon, do your best imitation of a pouting two-year-old and say, "But I don't wanna play Dungeons and Dragons!"

17. Insist he stole your favorite toy sword. When he screams that he doesn't have it, say, "MOM! Einon stole my toy sword and he won't give it back!"

18. See how long he can tolerate the one-sided game of Got Your Nose you play during meetings and feasts.

19. Steal all his clothes. Put them in a pile and threaten to torch them if he won't give you a piggyback ride.

20. Prod him with a pitchfork while he's talking to someone. Ask him if it hurt. Repeat.