Disclaimer: I only own the idea (It's off the top of my head, so if someone already did this, let me know and I'll take it off. BUT, CHECK THE DATES. If their version came up after mine, let them know. I only own the plot and the OCs.

Summary: What happens when you take Sora and co., and throw them into a game show called matchmaker? Only time will tell... SxK, RikuxOC, OCxOC, OxH, SelphiexIrvine. KH and KHII did not take place in this fic. None of them know each other except my OCs. OOC-ness at first! Partially inspired by Big Brother, but with more ROMANCE about it!

Pairings:

Sora/Kairi

Cloud/Tifa

Sora/Tifa (AT THE START, OKAY? I DON'T REALLY LIKE THIS PAIRING, SO I'M PAIRING HER WITH CLOUD)

Riku/Luna (OC, only for this fic. The OC for Riku will be different in Kingdom Hearts The Glass Heart if I get name suggestions and descriptions)

Miharu/Ixarix (OCs if you are reading Kingdom Hearts III The Glass Heart you will recognise them!)

Olette/Hayner

Selphie/Irvine

SLIGHT Sora/Kairi/Riku competetive-ness at first! Hehehehe...

MATCHMAKER!

Kairi's POV

I can't BELIEVE Rikku. She signed me up to be trapped with a bunch of people who I DON'T EVEN KNOW. And out of MILLIONS of people who sent applications, they chose me. And, knowing MY luck, at least three of them will be either horny jackasses or sluts. And I have to share a BEDROOM with them. Yes I am unlucky in love, but whatever! I don't need some freaking GAME SHOW to get me a boyfriend! I shifted in the Gummi ship seat. Why couldn't I stay in Home (The Al Bhed city on Bikanel Island, in Spira. Kairi's from Spira in this fic.) Gawd, how long was this trip gonna take? I mean, how far could this Destiny Islands place be?

"Miss Akirox?" I turned my head.

"Yeah?" I asked the flight attendant, smiling politely at her. She probably wondered what a Gothic kid like me was doing on such a top notch Gummi like this. Snooty bitch.

"We'll be at Destiny Islands in 20 minutes. Make sure you're ready for landing. And don't leave any of your hand luggage behind." she said sniffily. "Common little freak." I heard her think. Yes I can read minds. It's awful, knowing someone doesn't like you when they don't even know you. My adopted father, Cid, found out I could read minds when I was five years old, replying to my sister's thoughts without knowing she hadn't said anything. So he opened a school for the gifted. He was the leader of the Al Bhed, and took me in, despite the fact I wasn't Al Bhed. A surprising amount of children attended. Al Bhed and non-Al Bhed, from all across Spira.

"Okay, thanks." I said. "Pedlr..." I muttered under my breath. (Translation: Bitch...) She wrinkled her nose at my use of Al Bhed. Ah. So she was Spirean. I don't think she understood the remark, though. Bloody Yevonites. They were still around, even though Yevon's atrocites were revealed.

"You speak... THAT? Are you Al Bhed?" she said, looking down her nose at me. "I should've known, what with the accent and all..."

"No, I'm not Al Bhed, nimrod. I was brought up by them, racist cow. Number 2, Al Bhed have GREEN eyes, with spiral pupils. Get your prescription checked." I said rudely. "You should be sacked. Or are racist bullying and hate crimes allowed on a Gummi ship? One more word, and I'll report you to your boss, you hear me?" she gulped and scurried off. I smirked.

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Getting off the ship was total burning hellfire. I'd changed my Gil for munny, whatever that was. There was a guy in a dark suit waiting for me at the exit.

"Uh... what about my bags?" I asked the guy as he led me out.

"They'll be picked up for you, don't worry." he said. I smiled faintly.

"Cool." was my only remark.

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"ARE YOU READY TO MEET OUR VICTIMS?" came Tai's (he was the presenter) yell.

"Did he just say victims?" I asked my dark suited companion. No answer.

"You're on." he grunted.

"KAIRI, from SPIRA!" I waved shyly.

"Hiya." I said.

"Such a shy little sweetie. Tell me, why did you apply to come on Matchmaker?" he asked me.

"My sister Rikku applied for me without telling. I'm kinda a klutz. So it was a huge surprise when I got the letter." I said. Wow, I wasn't stuttering. For once.

"Ahh... How did you feel when you found out she did it?"

"Um, kinda mad because she did it without asking. But once I got over the shock I was dead nervous." I replied.

"I'M SORRY, KAIRI!" came a very familiar yell from the bleachers.

"RIKKU? What are you doing here?" I called. Tai grinned.

"I CAME TO WISH YOU LUCK!"

"Ehehehehe... thanks Rikku."

"Well, that's all we can ask you right now! Give it up for Kairi Akirox!" he shouted cheerfully into his mic. He sent me through the door. I was first in. I bagged a small, cosy, soft-looking bed and dumped my things on it. There was a TV in the room, so I flicked it on and watched what was going on outside.

"IXARIX, once again, FROM SPIRA!" OMG. Ixarix was here? His face flushed awkwardly. Rikku set him up here too. At least I'd have company. When he was released from Tai's question time of torturous DOOM, as I secretly called it, he gawped at me.

"Kairi! You're here! Rikku got you here, too?" he blurted out cheerfully.

"Yup. This is my bed. Belg ouinc pavuna dra runho zylgyccac yht/un cmiddo pedlrac kad rana." I said. (Translation: Pick yours before the horny jackasses and/or slutty bitches get here.) He nodded. He picked a random bed he could see the TV from and flopped onto it.

"They have nice beds." Ixarix said.

"Yuh-huh." we turned our attention to the TV once again. Shortly we were reunited with Miharu too. She picked the other small, cosy bed next to mine.

"SORA, from DESTINY ISLANDS! YES, one of our very own, folks!" This Sora kid was cute, but it was obvious he was one of the 'horny jackass' type. Apparently he only applied 'cause every time he saw it, there was at least one hot chick he wanted to get off with on the show. Ugh. Why are all the cute ones... nasty? Finally, after a loooooong question time for him, Sora sauntered in, a cocky look on his face. Jeez.

"Fryd'c ra drehgehk?" Miharu whispered in my ear. (Translation: What's he thinking?) She knew about my ability to read minds. I read his mind without even looking at him. "Hmm, the redhead's... passably fit, I guess. I'd love to bang her." EW.

"Ra drehgc E's byccypmo ved, yht ra't muja du vilg sa." I muttered back. (Translation: He thinks I'm passably fit, and he'd love to fuck me.) "Tuh'd mayja sa ymuha fedr res, BMAYCA." I added quietly. (Translation: Don't leave me alone with him, PLEASE.) She nodded, disgust evident on her face.

"I'm Ixarix, the brunette's Miharu, and the redhead is Kairi." Ixarix said to Sora, who nodded. Then a girl named Tifa strutted in. Oh great. Sora kissed this girl. Ohhh... she was his GIRLFRIEND. He had a girlfriend, and was thinking of having me on the side. Lovely. I muttered this to my best friend. She wasn't Al Bhed either. She came from Luca to the Home School For The Gifted. Nicknamed: The Freak Institute. Catchy, huh?

"I miss the Freak Institute already." I commented. Miharu nodded. Then a nice looking girl named Luna walked in. She sat on one of the middle sizedbeds near us, and the lovebirds (AKA, Sora and Tifa) had snuck into the bathroom. You could hear them through the freakin' wall. Ick. Then, a guy with silver hair walked in.

"I'm Riku." he said quietly. Miharu and I nodded at him, as he seemed Gothic, like us. He returned the nod. Five others came in after I fell asleep in my bed (I changed under the covers). They were Hayner, Olette, Cloud, Selphie, and Irvine.\

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"WAKEY WAKEY!" came a happy screech. Selphie seemed hyper, and was bouncing on me bed.

"Leave me alone... I got jet lag." I THOUGHT it came out in Basic, but in my groggy state, it came out in Al Bhed. Luna gave me a scandalised look.

"HEATHEN!" she screamed, running out the room. I slumped into my pillow in exasperation. Crap. Riku looked at me surprised.

"You're Al Bhed? I thought they only had green eyes!" he said.

"No, I'm not Al Bhed. I was raised by them from the age of two, though. So excuse me if I blurt out things in Al Bhed sometimes, it's habit." I said sleepily. "Or does it offend you and make me a heathen in your eyes?" I asked. He shook his head.

"It's okay. I'm fluent in Al Bhed. Just don't tell Luna. I think she's kinda cute." he blushed.

"My lips are sealed."

A/N: How was that for a first chapter? Review pweeeeese? But NO FLAMING! The mind reading thing is for comedic purposes. And Yaoi fans, I'm sorry, but there won't be any boy love in this fic. I'm sorry, I just don't write it. If I get positive feedback, I'll continue. But only if.