AN: I JUST THOUGHT OF THIS LAST NIGHT AND THOUGHT I'D GIVE IT A TRY. PLZ R/R

SUMMARY: TWO-BIT MATTHEWS IS FRIENDLY TO MOST GREESER GIRLS BUT 1. HE CAN'T STAND HER, SHE CAN'T STAND HIM. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHE GET'S ASSINED TO BE HIT TOTOR? EVERYONE'S THE AGE THEY ARE IN THE BOOK BUT PONYBOY'S 6.

CHAPTER 1

TWO-BIT POV

I groaned as the sun shined through my window. It was Monday, which ment school. I didn't have to go to school. At the age of eighteen in a half, the school doesn't even want you to come. That's part of the reason I go. The other half, is to go for the kicks. High School's full of drama and I make sure I'm there on most days to either tell the gossip, start the gossip, or be told about the gossip. As you can see, I'm very interested in everyones lives.

After I took a shower and got dressed, I headed for the Curtis' to pick up Steve, Johnny, and Ponyboy. Mrs. and Mr. Curtis just recently passed away eight months ago and Darry got custody of sixteen year old Sodapop and six year old Ponyboy. I don't know how he does it. I could never take care of my little sister half as good as he takes care of those two if my mom ever died.

I pulled up at there house a little bit later and just walk on in. Ever since there parents died, they just leave the door unlocked, case one of us needs a place to crash. I walk in to see Soda searching all over for his shoes, Darry making breakfist, and Dally, Steve, Johnny, and Pony watching TV. I plopped down next to Pony.

"What we watching?" I asked him.

He looks up at me and smiles. "Bugs Bunny."

I made a discusted face. "I can't believe ya rather watch some rabbit than a cool mouse named Mickey."

Pony laughed. "There both cool, it's just that I seen that episode of Mickey Mouse a billion times."

I just grinned. "Uhhh huhhh. Sure. You perfer that bunny rabbit over Mickey." I loved arguing with this kid. It's always fun to get him all riled up.

He glared at me and shook his head. "I like both the same."

I just grinned wider. "Sure you do. I know you like dumb oh Bugs better."

"He ain't dumb and I like them the same I said!" Pony argued.

I rolled my eyes. "Sure Pone, sure. I can't believe you would disgrace Mickey like this." Man, this is fun.

"I LIKE THEM THE SAME!" Pony yelled before getting up and stomping off into the kitchen.

I laughed my head off. I loved getting him mad. "Well geez, ya don't gotta have a cow!" I called back to him. I turned back to the rest of the gang who were laughing at us.

Just then Soda came in with both shoes in his hand. Darry yelled breakfist was ready and everyone took off into the kitchen.

After everyone made there plate, I took everything that was left. Darry told me since I eat so much I had to make my plate last so everyone got somethin'. I just laugh at the thought. I don't eat that much...do I?

I took my seat between Johnny and Pony. "Pass me the salt, Squirt." I told Pony.

He glared at me but handed me the salt. "Don't call me Squirt."

I just laughed. Man, this kid is just too fun to irritate. "OK, Squirt."

He glared at me but decided not to say nothin', going back to his food.

After breakfist we all left. Soda and Darry left in the truck to work, while the rest of us piled in my beat up car. We dropped Pony off at the elementry first, where he attended first grade. We dropped Dally off at Bucks next then we went to our school.

As soon as we got there the bell rang. We took our time going to our classes, after all, only nerds rush to class. We entered as soon as the tardy bell rang.

Damn. We got to class too early. I was hoping to be late.

I took my seat in my English class in the very back with Steve and Johnny. We talked awile as we waited for our teacher to come in.

"Will you guys shut the hell up?! I'm so sick of hearing about all the blondes you've slept with!" Emily McDaniel said. If there was one greeser chick in the world I hated most, it would be Emily. She was the most stuck up greese on the whole east side. She was also the smartest one too and made sure everyone knew it. She was about 5'5, long blonde hair, with glowing green eyes. She was the only blonde I hated.

"Don't be so jealous McDaniel. Maybe if ya lost the attitude and acted like a greeser insted of a wantabe soc, then you might be able to get laid. Then again, there still your looks to contend to. You could use a make-over." I said. Unlike the other greeser girls, Emily didn't wear make-up or short reveling clothes.

"Why would I want to get laid by scum like you? And as for a make-over, you should look in the mirror. Maybe shave some of those sideburns off." She said as the teacher came in.

I was about to say something to her, but the teacher cut me off. "Good morning students. Sorry I'm late. Let's get started." On went the boring leason of the world of literature. As you can probably guess, I fell asleep right away.

The next thing I knew was the teacher was shaking me awake. "Mr.Matthews wake up!"

"Damn you, you old bat." I mubbled sleeply as I picked my head up, looking at my angry teacher.

"At my desk, Mr.Matthews." She said as she sat back at her desk. I looked around and everyone was gone but Emily. She was standing by the chalkboard looking irritated. I guess the bell had already rang for everyone to go to the next class.

I walked up to her desk with my booksack thrown over my shoulder. "What's up teach?"

"You're grades for one thing arn't." She said with a frown. "But they will be. Mrs.McDaniel is gonna tutor you in my leason so you'll pass my class."

"No Fucking way!" I yelled. No way is that bitch gonna tutor me.

"Either she tutors you, or I'll fail you and after this year if you fail, you can't come back." She said in a bitter voice.

There was no way out of this. I sighed and nodded. After the teacher left I glared at her. "When do we get started?" I asked her in a irritated voice.

"Sooner the better," She said, looking just as irritated. "What about tonight?"

I thought about what I was doin' tonight. Darry was working till eleven and Soda was double dating with Steve, and Dally and Johnny were goin' to Bucks so Darry had asked me to watch Ponyboy. "I'm babysitting tonight." I told her.

"You can't come up with a better excuse?" She asked in a bitter voice.

I glared at her. "I'm tellin' ya the truth. I have ta babysit a friend's baby brother. You can come over and we can study or whatever but I'm babysitting."

"Fine. As long as the little shit'll leave me alone." She said. That's when I lost it. I pinned her against the wall and gave her the most heated glare I ever gave.

"Don't you ever call him that!" I yelled at the scared girl.

"OK," She said softly, fear in her eyes. I let her go and left for class. It's one thing to mess with me, but you don't mess with Ponyboy. Ponyboy nor Johnny.

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